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Chocoholic · 09-15-2009, 08:01 PM

If you wake up looking like this picture, then you really should stay home.

Marvo301 · 09-15-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocoholic

If you wake up looking like this picture, then you really should stay home.

beautifuldreamer · 09-15-2009, 11:10 PM

Oh man!

Now I'm gonna have nightmares about that!!

Schmoopie · 09-16-2009, 02:26 AM

Wow, now that is scary! We have this joke going around at work. They put up these signs everywhere that have a big STOP sign on them. In big letters it gives the symptoms of flu and swine flu and says "If you're sick, be prepared to stay at home except to go to medical appointments." Problem is that our attendance policy is so strict that you can be fired for missing more than a few days of work-for any reason-even with a doctor's note. The good thing about perfect attendance is that every month you go without calling in sick, you get $50 extra dollars. As of this month, I"ve gotten perfect attendance for an entire year! I think if I can go all the way to December I get a LOT of extra money in my check!!

Wreckless · 09-16-2009, 08:54 AM

that reminds me and looks like the episode of The Twilight Zone, where the doctor is fixing this ugly woman's face, and it turn's out she's beautiful, and the whole hospital are creatures with pig faces

. Scariest sh*t ever.

That is horrible though, and scary!

PlayOn · 09-16-2009, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Wreckless

that reminds me and looks like the episode of The Twilight Zone, where the doctor is fixing this ugly woman's face, and it turn's out she's beautiful, and the whole hospital are creatures with pig faces

. Scariest sh*t ever.

That is horrible though, and scary!

Love that one!
And, yes, that will give me nightmares tonight. Though, I was excepting it to be 10 times worse.

09-15-2009, 08:01 PM	#1
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09-16-2009, 02:26 AM	#4
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09-16-2009, 08:54 AM	#5
Wreckless Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 04, 2007 Location: Banned Posts: 9,406	that reminds me and looks like the episode of The Twilight Zone, where the doctor is fixing this ugly woman's face, and it turn's out she's beautiful, and the whole hospital are creatures with pig faces . Scariest sh*t ever. That is horrible though, and scary!