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Frank Gannucci · 09-12-2009, 09:07 AM

"Hot Dog Stand" & "Principle of The Thing":

Alice: "You call a bowling ball an absolute necessity?"

Ralph: "I sure do. You can't bowl without one."

"The Babysitter":

Ralph: "Norton, I don't want to lose her."

(Ralph leaves. Ed sits down and starts to eat Ralph's dinner.)

Ed: "Gee, I hope he doesn't lose her too. She is such a good cook."

"Two-Family Car":

Ralph: "All right. You will have the car Monday-Friday. I will have the car on the weekends."

Ed: "Wait a minute. I work those days. You take the car five days and let me take the car two days."

Ralph: "Okay, your days are Wednesday and Thursday."

"Young Man With A Horn":

Ralph: "I don't remember the song I used to play on this cornette. I got the music right here."

(Ralph plays the cornette. No sound is heard.)

Alice: "Not so loud Ralph. You will disturb the neighbors."

"Young Man With A Horn":

(Ralph has been playing the cornete badly.)

Ralph: "Norton, would you mind taking these clothes upstairs to put on the clothesline?"

Ed: "Are you going to play the cornette?"

Ralph: "Yes."

Ed (taking the clothes): "I will be very happy too."

"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":

(Ed helps Ralph rehearse. Ralph is in the bedroom waiting to get out.)

Ed (reading the script): "Hello there!" (not reading): "Testing. testing 1-2-3-4. Testing. Woof! Woof! Testing."

Ralph (opening the door): "Let's get going."

"Six Months To Live":

Telegram Man: "I was instructed to give this letter to Mrs. Kramden."

Ralph (taking the letter): "I'm Mister Kramden."

(The telegram man holds out his hand, expecting a tip.)

Ralph: "Your hand is very dirty."

"To Whom It May Concern":

(Ralph says what he wants Ed to say in a letter to his boss.)

Ralph: "'You dirty bum!'"

Ed: "Don't you think that that is a little rough for a starter?"

Ralph: "Maybe your right. "Dear Mr. Marshall:...'"

Ed: "That's better."

Ralph: "'...You dirty bum!'"

"To Whomever It May Concern":

Alice: "We'll just have to live on our expenses."

Ralph: "Swell. That will take care of tonight. But, what are we going to do in the morning?"

09-12-2009, 09:07 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,067	Saturday's Quotes: "Hot Dog Stand" & "Principle of The Thing": Alice: "You call a bowling ball an absolute necessity?" Ralph: "I sure do. You can't bowl without one." "The Babysitter": Ralph: "Norton, I don't want to lose her." (Ralph leaves. Ed sits down and starts to eat Ralph's dinner.) Ed: "Gee, I hope he doesn't lose her too. She is such a good cook." "Two-Family Car": Ralph: "All right. You will have the car Monday-Friday. I will have the car on the weekends." Ed: "Wait a minute. I work those days. You take the car five days and let me take the car two days." Ralph: "Okay, your days are Wednesday and Thursday." "Young Man With A Horn": Ralph: "I don't remember the song I used to play on this cornette. I got the music right here." (Ralph plays the cornette. No sound is heard.) Alice: "Not so loud Ralph. You will disturb the neighbors." "Young Man With A Horn": (Ralph has been playing the cornete badly.) Ralph: "Norton, would you mind taking these clothes upstairs to put on the clothesline?" Ed: "Are you going to play the cornette?" Ralph: "Yes." Ed (taking the clothes): "I will be very happy too." "Ralph's Sweet Tooth": (Ed helps Ralph rehearse. Ralph is in the bedroom waiting to get out.) Ed (reading the script): "Hello there!" (not reading): "Testing. testing 1-2-3-4. Testing. Woof! Woof! Testing." Ralph (opening the door): "Let's get going." "Six Months To Live": Telegram Man: "I was instructed to give this letter to Mrs. Kramden." Ralph (taking the letter): "I'm Mister Kramden." (The telegram man holds out his hand, expecting a tip.) Ralph: "Your hand is very dirty." "To Whom It May Concern": (Ralph says what he wants Ed to say in a letter to his boss.) Ralph: "'You dirty bum!'" Ed: "Don't you think that that is a little rough for a starter?" Ralph: "Maybe your right. "Dear Mr. Marshall:...'" Ed: "That's better." Ralph: "'...You dirty bum!'" "To Whomever It May Concern": Alice: "We'll just have to live on our expenses." Ralph: "Swell. That will take care of tonight. But, what are we going to do in the morning?"