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callmetootie · 08-01-2001, 10:24 AM

Scream: The Sitcom Way.

Starring:
Drew Bradymore as Drew Deckerson
and
Gary Coleman as the voice of the killer
and
Marla Gibbs as Florence Jackson
and
Nancy McKeon as Jo Polacksak
and
Carroll O Connor as Archie Bunker
and

[Director]
Director: Ok, we've got the cast already Callmetootie!

[Drew singing]

Drew: Oh The Facts Of Life, The Facts Of Life, When The World...

[Phone rings]
[Picks it up]

Drew: Well....Hello Larry.
Killer: Who the hell is Larry?
Drew: Never mind...um....who is this?
Killer: What's your favorite sitcom?
Drew: Um....let me think...oh yeah...the one where Florence leaves The Jeffersons to work at a hotel.
Killer: Ok....I guess that we're not getting anywhere. Hey you're hot.
Drew: How hot?
Killer: Marsha Brady hot!
Drew: How do you know that?
Killer: I want to know who I'am looking at.

[Jumps through the window]

Killer: How come every time I jump I do a spin-off? Man that was worse then Archie Bunker's Place.

[Drew runs up the stairs]

Drew: I'm sorry Jo, but I have to take it.

[Throws a motorcyle at him]

Drew: I know Archie but it has to go. Hey, no...I ain't a dingbat!

[Throws the chair at him]

Drew: Help!

[Runs up the stairs]

Drew: Florence, please help me!!!

[Sucks her threw the vacuum cleaner]

[Killer takes off the mask]

Killer: OOPS, sorry I'm in a diffrent sitcom. I wanted to kill Mrs. Garrett instead.

Florence: Anytime sweet buns.

The End

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Andrew Carden

Sean Snow · 08-01-2001, 12:30 PM

LOL That was funny!

luvinjuan1980 · 08-03-2001, 12:32 PM

that was great! I love it.

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ISmellFine · 09-15-2001, 05:23 PM

Haha...that was...nice.

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On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. And by the way...this is our own original idea and we do not appreciate people copying us. So don't.

Jinny: Oh, come on, folks, please, don't be shy. Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight, so please, step right on up!

Freddy: Now your gonna need a nut doctor!

Darrell: Listen, I don't know what kind of greasy, rubber ***** your sleepin' with...

Check out my Nancy McKeon Supersite!

factsoflife · 11-14-2001, 04:34 PM

that was pretty funny! u should od another one, but this time please kill off URKEL!

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" I like being a mess, That's WHO I AM."- ALLY MCBEAL." " High school is like, a battlefield, for the heart."- Angela Chase, My so-called life.

08-01-2001, 10:24 AM	#1
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	"Scream: The Sitcom Way" [The Funniest Fan-Fic Ever Created Probably] Scream: The Sitcom Way. Starring: Drew Bradymore as Drew Deckerson and Gary Coleman as the voice of the killer and Marla Gibbs as Florence Jackson and Nancy McKeon as Jo Polacksak and Carroll O Connor as Archie Bunker and [Director] Director: Ok, we've got the cast already Callmetootie! [Drew singing] Drew: Oh The Facts Of Life, The Facts Of Life, When The World... [Phone rings] [Picks it up] Drew: Well....Hello Larry. Killer: Who the hell is Larry? Drew: Never mind...um....who is this? Killer: What's your favorite sitcom? Drew: Um....let me think...oh yeah...the one where Florence leaves The Jeffersons to work at a hotel. Killer: Ok....I guess that we're not getting anywhere. Hey you're hot. Drew: How hot? Killer: Marsha Brady hot! Drew: How do you know that? Killer: I want to know who I'am looking at. [Jumps through the window] Killer: How come every time I jump I do a spin-off? Man that was worse then Archie Bunker's Place. [Drew runs up the stairs] Drew: I'm sorry Jo, but I have to take it. [Throws a motorcyle at him] Drew: I know Archie but it has to go. Hey, no...I ain't a dingbat! [Throws the chair at him] Drew: Help! [Runs up the stairs] Drew: Florence, please help me!!! [Sucks her threw the vacuum cleaner] [Killer takes off the mask] Killer: OOPS, sorry I'm in a diffrent sitcom. I wanted to kill Mrs. Garrett instead. Florence: Anytime sweet buns. The End ------------------ Andrew Carden

08-01-2001, 12:30 PM	#2
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	LOL That was funny!

08-03-2001, 12:32 PM	#3
luvinjuan1980 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 08, 2001 Location: West Sand Lake, NY Posts: 568	that was great! I love it. ------------------ These posts are brought to you by the Freddie Television Workshop and... "Ed Brown's Garage, Home of the Dirty Mural."

09-15-2001, 05:23 PM	#4
ISmellFine Zim Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	Haha...that was...nice. ------------------ --Kaley Jinny Exstead, co-Queen of the Asparagus Bobs, Pigs, Penguins, Coke, Insanity, Cows, Monklies, and Sycopleases-- iNsAnItY iS mY bEsT fRiEnD On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are going to meet in LA and handcuff ourselves to Nancy McKeon and Jay Harrington, and you're not. And by the way...this is our own original idea and we do not appreciate people copying us. So don't. Jinny: Oh, come on, folks, please, don't be shy. Apparently anyone is welcome to crap all over me tonight, so please, step right on up! Freddy: Now your gonna need a nut doctor! Darrell: Listen, I don't know what kind of greasy, rubber ***** your sleepin' with... Check out my Nancy McKeon Supersite!

11-14-2001, 04:34 PM	#5
factsoflife Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 11, 2000 Posts: 8,744	that was pretty funny! u should od another one, but this time please kill off URKEL! ------------------ " I like being a mess, That's WHO I AM."- ALLY MCBEAL." " High school is like, a battlefield, for the heart."- Angela Chase, My so-called life.