Anne Heche Calls Ex-Husband 'A Lazy Ass' - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian Damage · 08-28-2009, 01:08 AM

Anne Heche took aim at her ex-husband during an interview with talkshow legend David Letterman - branding Coley Laffoon a "lazy ass."

Heche and Laffoon went through a messy two year divorce that was only finalized in March. The pair share a son, six-year-old Homer, and Heche pays Laffoon child support for him.

And the star made it obvious their split has been anything but amicable while chatting on the Late Show with David Letterman on Wednesday. When quizzed by Letterman about what she thought of her former husband, Heche joked, "Can you say 'lazy ass' on TV?"

And she didn't stop there, explaining to the amused audience about how Laffoon makes a living: "He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, 'Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh! I got a check from Anne! Yay!'"

The star then mocked her ex for his dreams of becoming a soccer coach - and for repeatedly inviting her to watch his games. She added, "I think he wants to coach soccer right about now. It's funny because you can't quite let go of the ex. He wants me to come and watch him run around in his little white shorts playing soccer. Honestly, I don't want to come to rehearsal and watch you run around in your tight shorts like trying to pretend you know how to play soccer. I divorced you! I don't want to hang around with you Thursdays and Saturdays and maybe on Sunday."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4MI9...layer_embedded

catlover79 · 08-28-2009, 11:17 AM

Gee, Anne - how do you REALLY feel??

Brian Damage · 08-29-2009, 11:19 PM

Coley Laffoon didn't appreciate ex-wife Anne Heche calling him a "lazy ass" on national television, according to a report in Us magazine.

"I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television," he told Us.

Heche appeared on CBS's "The Late Show With David Letterman" recently and took the opportunity to accuse her ex-husband of living off the child support she was court-ordered to pay him for their son .

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Anne-Hec...b&profileid=01

catlover79 · 08-29-2009, 11:21 PM

I was going to say the same thing. At least be civil to each other for the sake of your son. Anne, GROW UP ALREADY!!

Brian Damage · 08-29-2009, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

I was going to say the same thing. At least be civil to each other for the sake of your son. Anne, GROW UP ALREADY!!

I agree, I mean here is a woman who dumped her boyfriend for Ellen Degeneres, then dumped her for a guy, then dumped him for her co star. This lady has a few screws loose.

Marvo301 · 08-29-2009, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian Damage

I agree, I mean here is a woman who dumped her boyfriend for Ellen Degeneres, then dumped her for a guy, then dumped him for her co star. This lady has a few screws loose.

Yeah, she really is in no position to be judging someone else's actions is she!

70s show watcher · 08-29-2009, 11:55 PM

this is also a woman who tried tp collect unemployment when men in trees was cancelled

Schmoopie · 08-30-2009, 06:58 AM

Wow, I didn't know that she had dumped a guy for Ellen Degeneres! I have nothing against Ellen, but I always found it kind of weird that she left that relationship and ended up marrying a man. I mean, seriously....

I don't like her at all, and that is beyond pathetic that she would go on TV and talk about her ex like that. Ya think she's bitter? If I were him, I would be massively ticked off about this, even if he was in the wrong. I don't even know who he is, so I don't want to blame him.

Well, my respect for her has just plummeted, that's for sure.

Andrea

80sTrivia · 08-30-2009, 07:41 AM

Maybe it was Anne's "Other" personality speaking for her, the one she wrote about in her autobiography Call Me Crazy. Apparently, her other personality is from the planet of Celestia and speaks directly to God.

That would explain a great deal...

catlover79 · 08-30-2009, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Schmoopie

Wow, I didn't know that she had dumped a guy for Ellen Degeneres! I have nothing against Ellen, but I always found it kind of weird that she left that relationship and ended up marrying a man. I mean, seriously....

I don't like her at all, and that is beyond pathetic that she would go on TV and talk about her ex like that. Ya think she's bitter? If I were him, I would be massively ticked off about this, even if he was in the wrong. I don't even know who he is, so I don't want to blame him.

Well, my respect for her has just plummeted, that's for sure.

Andrea

Supposedly, her boyfriend at the time was Steve Martin!!

08-28-2009, 01:08 AM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,108	Anne Heche Calls Ex-Husband 'A Lazy Ass' Anne Heche took aim at her ex-husband during an interview with talkshow legend David Letterman - branding Coley Laffoon a "lazy ass." Heche and Laffoon went through a messy two year divorce that was only finalized in March. The pair share a son, six-year-old Homer, and Heche pays Laffoon child support for him. And the star made it obvious their split has been anything but amicable while chatting on the Late Show with David Letterman on Wednesday. When quizzed by Letterman about what she thought of her former husband, Heche joked, "Can you say 'lazy ass' on TV?" And she didn't stop there, explaining to the amused audience about how Laffoon makes a living: "He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, 'Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh! I got a check from Anne! Yay!'" The star then mocked her ex for his dreams of becoming a soccer coach - and for repeatedly inviting her to watch his games. She added, "I think he wants to coach soccer right about now. It's funny because you can't quite let go of the ex. He wants me to come and watch him run around in his little white shorts playing soccer. Honestly, I don't want to come to rehearsal and watch you run around in your tight shorts like trying to pretend you know how to play soccer. I divorced you! I don't want to hang around with you Thursdays and Saturdays and maybe on Sunday." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4MI9...layer_embedded
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08-29-2009, 11:19 PM	#3
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,108	Coley Laffoon didn't appreciate ex-wife Anne Heche calling him a "lazy ass" on national television, according to a report in Us magazine. "I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television," he told Us. Heche appeared on CBS's "The Late Show With David Letterman" recently and took the opportunity to accuse her ex-husband of living off the child support she was court-ordered to pay him for their son . http://www.tvguide.com/News/Anne-Hec...b&profileid=01

08-29-2009, 11:21 PM	#4
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	I was going to say the same thing. At least be civil to each other for the sake of your son. Anne, GROW UP ALREADY!!

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