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Old 08-10-2009, 03:58 PM   #1
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One day Sammy the fish was swimming along, and then he ran into Mermaidman.....
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And Mermaidman was all like "Heeey what up turkey? Where'd you put my salad forks?"
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Sammy was all "I hid them from you"

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So Mermaidman started to cry and yelled, "NOW HOW AM I GOING TO EAT MY SALAD?!?!"
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Sammy laughed and pointed at Mermaidman. ''FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF!'' he said defiantly.
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As if on cue, Barnacle Boy appeared out of nowhere and gave Sammy a roundhouse kick to the face.
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"OW!!! What'd you do that for?" whined Sammy as he clutched his bloody nose.
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"I get the urge to destory those who impair the world from the enjoyment of salad," Barnacle Boy replied and pretended to get ready to knock Sammy out once more.
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"But salad is EVIL!!! You shouldn't eat it. You should eat foods like chocolate, ice cream, and potato chips."
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Suddenly the oceanic heavens opened up and Anson Williams descended laughing menacingly.
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"Hiding salad forks: punishment by curse!" he declared, pointing a magic wand at Sammy.
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Suddenly, an unknown force began to shake the sea floor - everyone looked around in horror.
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It was William Shatner finishing up a session in his own personal porta potty!
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"Take COVER! toxic fumes!!" Barnacle Boy screamed. Anson, Mermaid Man, Sammy and Barnacle Boy ran to a nearby coral reef to hide from the Shatner Shyte. Sammy Asked Anson "Was THIS your punishment, Potsie?"
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Anson replied coyly. "maaaaybe. maybe not."
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