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Zoneboy · 08-08-2009, 02:32 PM

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JENSEN BEACH, Fla. – Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.

Nighthawk76 · 08-08-2009, 02:33 PM

What!!!!????

phoebe7165 · 08-08-2009, 03:07 PM

Only in Fla!!

This was on our local news.

OK, my cats walk on my keyboard all the time when I'm on it, and never have they ever downloaded anything like that!!

MickeyMac · 08-08-2009, 03:23 PM

This guy has got to do better than that. Does he really think people are going to buy that BS story?

LuLu Rogers · 08-08-2009, 03:44 PM

I believe him! After all, my dog backed into the trash can last week while driving my car.

TJL · 08-08-2009, 03:53 PM

Can I has cheezburger?

How bout porns?

catlover79 · 08-08-2009, 04:01 PM

I've heard some really lame excuses before, but this one takes the cake. This is in Florida? Why am I not surprised??

browneyes106 · 08-08-2009, 05:09 PM

I heard about this last night on the news. My family had a cat when I was growing up that would turn on the tv by walking on the remote. But I really don't think a cat walking over a keyboard could accidentally download porn.

Cactus Jack · 08-08-2009, 05:14 PM

Only in Florida

Marvo301 · 08-08-2009, 05:19 PM

Maybe if this guy had his cat spayed/nuetered it would stop downloading porn!!

browneyes106 · 08-08-2009, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Marvo301

Maybe if this guy had his cat spayed/nuetered it would stop downloading porn!!

lol

Zoneboy · 08-08-2009, 05:22 PM

It isn't the cat that needs to be neutered.

comedyfreak · 08-08-2009, 05:47 PM

Now I've heard everything,

A cat download porn, I don't think so Tim.

phoebe7165 · 08-08-2009, 05:54 PM

You guys crack me up!!

Doodyville10019 · 08-08-2009, 06:48 PM

Charles, PLEASE show us the graphic!!!

08-08-2009, 02:32 PM	#1
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08-08-2009, 03:07 PM	#3
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Star Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	Only in Fla!! This was on our local news. OK, my cats walk on my keyboard all the time when I'm on it, and never have they ever downloaded anything like that!!
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08-08-2009, 03:44 PM	#5
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08-08-2009, 03:53 PM	#6
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08-08-2009, 04:01 PM	#7
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,396	I've heard some really lame excuses before, but this one takes the cake. This is in Florida? Why am I not surprised??
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08-08-2009, 02:33 PM	#2
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	What!!!!????

08-08-2009, 03:23 PM	#4
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,008	This guy has got to do better than that. Does he really think people are going to buy that BS story?

08-08-2009, 05:09 PM	#8
browneyes106 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 01, 2008 Posts: 6,094	I heard about this last night on the news. My family had a cat when I was growing up that would turn on the tv by walking on the remote. But I really don't think a cat walking over a keyboard could accidentally download porn.

08-08-2009, 05:14 PM	#9
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Only in Florida
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08-08-2009, 05:19 PM	#10
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08-08-2009, 05:22 PM	#12
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08-08-2009, 05:47 PM	#13
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08-08-2009, 05:54 PM	#14
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Star Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	You guys crack me up!!

08-08-2009, 06:48 PM	#15
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