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Frank Gannucci · 08-08-2009, 08:44 AM

"Boy Next Door":

(Ralph thinks that Ed & Alice are lovers. Ed is in Ralph's home.)

Alice: "Excuse me sweetheart."

Ralph: "Who are you calling 'sweetheart.'"

Alice: "Norton. Who else?"

"The Sleepwalker":

Ralph: "All right Weisenhemimer. I am now going to put the key in a place which even if you know that it was there, you wouldn't be able to get it. I am going to put it under my pillow. Now, you will have to lift me up bodily in order to get the key."

Ed: "I got to hand it to you Ralph. You came up with something even Dick Tracy couldn't solve."

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph: "Grogan, if you had two tickets to a World Series game and your sister-in-law was going to get married at the same time as the game, where would you go?"

Grogan: "I would go to the wedding."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"

"Stars Over Flatbush":

(Ralph is trying to scratch an itch on his back by rubbing his back on the ice box. Ed comes in.)

Ed: "What do you say there Taurus?"

Ralph: "I was trying to scratch an itch that I couldn't reach."

Ed: "Oh, for a minute there I thought you were practicing the ol' Shake, Rattle & Roll."

"Mama Loves Mambo":

Ralph: "You mean that fter taking one look at that Carlos, you are going to give him Trixie's potato salad?"

Ed: "Of course. This will fix his wagon. Before I started eating Trixie's cooking, I was a regular Clark Gable."

"Vacation At Fred's Landing":

Ralph: "Just for that remark Alice, when we get to Fred's Landing, I won't introduce you to Fred."

Alice: "From this blow, I may never recover."

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "This (the Handy Housewife Helper) is the key to my future. The key to my future."

Alice: "Don't tell me that it has a key for opening the door at Bellevue?"

"Norton Moves In" (Color version):

(Ralph gets hurt by Norton's lit cigarette that Norton accidently dropped.)

Alice: "What happened?"

Ralph (yells): "NORTON WANTED TO HAVE A CIGARETTE."

Alice: "So?"

Ralph (yells): "HE USED ME FOR AN ASHTRAY."

"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":

(Ralph just went into the bedroom after challenging Alice's Mom to a fight.)

Alice's Mom (yells): "CHICKEN! CHICKEN! CHICKEN!"

Ralph (opening the door, yells): "CROW! CROW! CROW!"

08-08-2009, 08:44 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,072	Saturday's Quotes: "Boy Next Door": (Ralph thinks that Ed & Alice are lovers. Ed is in Ralph's home.) Alice: "Excuse me sweetheart." Ralph: "Who are you calling 'sweetheart.'" Alice: "Norton. Who else?" "The Sleepwalker": Ralph: "All right Weisenhemimer. I am now going to put the key in a place which even if you know that it was there, you wouldn't be able to get it. I am going to put it under my pillow. Now, you will have to lift me up bodily in order to get the key." Ed: "I got to hand it to you Ralph. You came up with something even Dick Tracy couldn't solve." "Game Called On Account of Marriage": Ralph: "Grogan, if you had two tickets to a World Series game and your sister-in-law was going to get married at the same time as the game, where would you go?" Grogan: "I would go to the wedding." Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!" "Stars Over Flatbush": (Ralph is trying to scratch an itch on his back by rubbing his back on the ice box. Ed comes in.) Ed: "What do you say there Taurus?" Ralph: "I was trying to scratch an itch that I couldn't reach." Ed: "Oh, for a minute there I thought you were practicing the ol' Shake, Rattle & Roll." "Mama Loves Mambo": Ralph: "You mean that fter taking one look at that Carlos, you are going to give him Trixie's potato salad?" Ed: "Of course. This will fix his wagon. Before I started eating Trixie's cooking, I was a regular Clark Gable." "Vacation At Fred's Landing": Ralph: "Just for that remark Alice, when we get to Fred's Landing, I won't introduce you to Fred." Alice: "From this blow, I may never recover." "Better Living Through TV": Ralph: "This (the Handy Housewife Helper) is the key to my future. The key to my future." Alice: "Don't tell me that it has a key for opening the door at Bellevue?" "Norton Moves In" (Color version): (Ralph gets hurt by Norton's lit cigarette that Norton accidently dropped.) Alice: "What happened?" Ralph (yells): "NORTON WANTED TO HAVE A CIGARETTE." Alice: "So?" Ralph (yells): "HE USED ME FOR AN ASHTRAY." "Rafitti, Brooklyn Style": (Ralph just went into the bedroom after challenging Alice's Mom to a fight.) Alice's Mom (yells): "CHICKEN! CHICKEN! CHICKEN!" Ralph (opening the door, yells): "CROW! CROW! CROW!"