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callmetootie · 04-01-2001, 09:48 AM

This question I'am expecting to get about 30 responses to, becuase most people are just putting down their favoriet quotes from a certain show, and not their all-time favoriet quote of all time from 1900-2001. Quotes like Whatchoo Talkin About Willis or We Are In Trouble are going to be many of your guys answers but also remember quotes like Meathead or Dingbat.

Mine was a quote from an early episode of The Ropers.

Jeffery: I wanted to have a puppy, it was your idea to have a baby.

Anne: Well Jeffery, it's your choice, we can either go to bed or the dog pound.

Jeffery: I think I like your way better.

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Andrew Carden

04-03-2001, 04:29 PM

"SIT ON IT" FROM ARTHUR FONZARELLI (AKA "THE FONZ," FROM HAPPY DAYS) COMES TO MIND

rossnrach4ever · 04-08-2005, 04:11 AM

Ross: Pivot ! Pivot! Pivot !
Chandler: Shut up ! Shut up! Shut UuuuuuP!

PanamaMike · 04-09-2005, 05:51 PM

I'm torn between

SPORTS NIGHT
Gordon: What's on your mind Casey?
Casey: You're wearing my shirt Gordon.

and
HOUSE
House: You know how nuns are...remove their IUDs and they bounce right back.

TJL · 04-09-2005, 06:01 PM

"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"

- Jerry Seinfeld, "Seinfeld"

spunkygirl · 04-09-2005, 06:04 PM

(From Boy Meets World)

Eric: "If stupidity we're an Olympic event, you'd win Nobel Prize"

That one has me rolling everytime, I think it's the funniest quote ever

L&OFan4Eva · 04-09-2005, 06:46 PM

From Married With Children

Al: (looking at a group of feminists rallying at his shoe store)
I haven't seen this many pissed off women since they cancelled 'thirtysomething'!
(oohs from audience)

rossnrach4ever · 04-09-2005, 11:23 PM

Hawkeye: You know all those nasty things I said to you , all those nasty tricks I played on you?
Marg: Yes,
Hawkeye: I'd like to get well and do them all over again. (He smirks)

Trapper: Lt colonel Henry Blake
Henry: Yo!
Hawkeye: We're drumming you out of the military
Henry: Hot dog!

Joey: How you got three women to marry you , I'll never know.

Chandler: You gotta let me win, I'll look bad in front of my wife.
Ross: At least you've got a wife, all I keep doing is getting divorced and knockin people up.

Jessica; Look Mary , I am beating the whites.
Benson: There's a table of whites out there I'd like to beat.

MaydayMalonesGirl · 04-09-2005, 11:47 PM

I have too many.

Cheers-

The entire dialouge that Sam says in "Bad Neighbor Sam" when he burns John Allen Hill's duck mat. *dies*

Sam- (trying to comfort Diane about being rejected from a literary magazine) Maybe this literary chat wasn't such a good idea... wanna MAKEOUT?

Oh yeah, and then when Sam was making a recording a message for his answering machine and Norm is making tropical bird sounds in the backround.

Boy Meets World-

Cory- IT'S NOT LIKE YA LOST YOUR CROPS!

I probably forgot some good Cheers ones.

spunkygirl · 04-09-2005, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaydayMalonesGirl

I have too many.

Cheers-

The entire dialouge that Sam says in "Bad Neighbor Sam" when he burns John Allen Hill's duck mat. *dies*

Sam- (trying to comfort Diane about being rejected from a literary magazine) Maybe this literary chat wasn't such a good idea... wanna MAKEOUT?

Oh yeah, and then when Sam was making a recording a message for his answering machine and Norm is making tropical bird sounds in the backround.

Boy Meets World-

Cory- IT'S NOT LIKE YA LOST YOUR CROPS!

I probably forgot some good Cheers ones.

Love the BMW one

~*Emma*~ · 04-10-2005, 12:06 AM

My favourite quote from family ties:

Steven: Alex…parents are conditioned to accept a few minor problems when they leave their children alone at home. Spilt milk on the rug…a broken dish. There was a kangaroo in my living room.

rossnrach4ever · 04-10-2005, 12:20 AM

Monica: You told me that the velveteen rabbit was your favorite childrens' book.
Chandler: The velveteen rabbit was brown and white
Monica: It was either this or no bunny at all.
Chandler: No bunny at all , always no bunny at all.

USTVFanFromUK · 04-10-2005, 12:58 AM

Jackie: Roseanne, can you believe mom drank when she was pregnant with us?
Roseanne: Well, after a few months in mom we probably could've used a few shots.

Also from Roseanne

Dan: We're all out of shampoo!
Roseanne: Since when did you become too good for Tide?

TJL · 04-10-2005, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L&OFan4Eva

From Married With Children

Al: (looking at a group of feminists rallying at his shoe store)
I haven't seen this many pissed off women since they cancelled 'thirtysomething'!
(oohs from audience)

You know, Married With Children always got alot of lack for being very lowbrow, and many critcs and pundits thought the show was one of the worst things that ever happened to TV, but IMO, some of the stuff they did was very funny.

L&OFan4Eva · 04-10-2005, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TJL

You know, Married With Children always got alot of lack for being very lowbrow, and many critcs and pundits thought the show was one of the worst things that ever happened to TV, but IMO, some of the stuff they did was very funny.

I agree. I think they ghettoized it because it was simply on FOX and at the time FOX was simply a second hand thought to the critics. But from seasons 4-11, MWC did a LOT of hilarious pop-culture jokes. My favorite was from part one of "Kelly Goes to Hollywood" when Al got cable and they had some really crazy things that the announcer was saying (Coming up next: Cagney and Lacey) then Al would instantly change. The show was and is genius.

04-01-2001, 09:48 AM	#1
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	Post your all time favorite quote from any show here! This question I'am expecting to get about 30 responses to, becuase most people are just putting down their favoriet quotes from a certain show, and not their all-time favoriet quote of all time from 1900-2001. Quotes like Whatchoo Talkin About Willis or We Are In Trouble are going to be many of your guys answers but also remember quotes like Meathead or Dingbat. Mine was a quote from an early episode of The Ropers. Jeffery: I wanted to have a puppy, it was your idea to have a baby. Anne: Well Jeffery, it's your choice, we can either go to bed or the dog pound. Jeffery: I think I like your way better. ------------------ Andrew Carden

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04-09-2005, 06:01 PM	#5
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04-08-2005, 04:11 AM	#3
rossnrach4ever Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 18, 2004 Location: corner of bedford and grove Posts: 133	Ross: Pivot ! Pivot! Pivot ! Chandler: Shut up ! Shut up! Shut UuuuuuP!

04-09-2005, 05:51 PM	#4
PanamaMike Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 25, 2002 Posts: 150	I'm torn between SPORTS NIGHT Gordon: What's on your mind Casey? Casey: You're wearing my shirt Gordon. and HOUSE House: You know how nuns are...remove their IUDs and they bounce right back.

04-09-2005, 06:04 PM	#6
spunkygirl Member Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Apr 26, 2003 Posts: 21,563	(From Boy Meets World) Eric: "If stupidity we're an Olympic event, you'd win Nobel Prize" That one has me rolling everytime, I think it's the funniest quote ever

04-09-2005, 06:46 PM	#7
L&OFan4Eva Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 02, 2005 Posts: 477	From Married With Children Al: (looking at a group of feminists rallying at his shoe store) I haven't seen this many pissed off women since they cancelled 'thirtysomething'! (oohs from audience)

04-09-2005, 11:23 PM	#8
rossnrach4ever Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 18, 2004 Location: corner of bedford and grove Posts: 133	Hawkeye: You know all those nasty things I said to you , all those nasty tricks I played on you? Marg: Yes, Hawkeye: I'd like to get well and do them all over again. (He smirks) Trapper: Lt colonel Henry Blake Henry: Yo! Hawkeye: We're drumming you out of the military Henry: Hot dog! Joey: How you got three women to marry you , I'll never know. Chandler: You gotta let me win, I'll look bad in front of my wife. Ross: At least you've got a wife, all I keep doing is getting divorced and knockin people up. Jessica; Look Mary , I am beating the whites. Benson: There's a table of whites out there I'd like to beat.

04-09-2005, 11:47 PM	#9
MaydayMalonesGirl ACID! POLICEHHHH! Forum Star Join Date: Apr 24, 2003 Location: in a van down by the river. Posts: 18,393	I have too many. Cheers- The entire dialouge that Sam says in "Bad Neighbor Sam" when he burns John Allen Hill's duck mat. dies Sam- (trying to comfort Diane about being rejected from a literary magazine) Maybe this literary chat wasn't such a good idea... wanna MAKEOUT? Oh yeah, and then when Sam was making a recording a message for his answering machine and Norm is making tropical bird sounds in the backround. Boy Meets World- Cory- IT'S NOT LIKE YA LOST YOUR CROPS! I probably forgot some good Cheers ones.

04-10-2005, 12:06 AM	#11
~Emma~ -------------------- Senior Member Join Date: Feb 12, 2005 Posts: 2,761	My favourite quote from family ties: Steven: Alex…parents are conditioned to accept a few minor problems when they leave their children alone at home. Spilt milk on the rug…a broken dish. There was a kangaroo in my living room.

04-10-2005, 12:20 AM	#12
rossnrach4ever Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 18, 2004 Location: corner of bedford and grove Posts: 133	Monica: You told me that the velveteen rabbit was your favorite childrens' book. Chandler: The velveteen rabbit was brown and white Monica: It was either this or no bunny at all. Chandler: No bunny at all , always no bunny at all.

04-10-2005, 12:58 AM	#13
USTVFanFromUK Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 24, 2004 Posts: 553	Jackie: Roseanne, can you believe mom drank when she was pregnant with us? Roseanne: Well, after a few months in mom we probably could've used a few shots. Also from Roseanne Dan: We're all out of shampoo! Roseanne: Since when did you become too good for Tide?