A Drunk Drives Himself to A Police Station Thinking it Was A Theme Hotel - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian Damage · 07-27-2009, 12:53 PM

BATON ROUGE, LA (WAFB) - State troopers say a man was arrested Sunday morning after allegedly driving drunk to a state trooper station, mistaking it for a hotel.

Troopers say Mitchell Deslatte, 25, knocked on the front door of Troop A.

After troopers buzzed him in, Deslatte asked the trooper working at the desk if he was in a hotel.

Deslatte was booked with DWI.

http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?s=10793430

Cactus Jack · 07-27-2009, 01:28 PM

Only in the south

MickeyMac · 07-27-2009, 02:16 PM

How much did this dude drink???

catlover79 · 07-27-2009, 04:13 PM

At least this wasn't in Florida.

Where's Charles with a photo/quote?

TJL · 07-27-2009, 04:56 PM

Now that is a drunk.

Marvo301 · 07-27-2009, 05:19 PM

This guy reminds me of Otis from "The Andy Griffith Show"! He always used to show up at the courthouse when he had been drinking and put himself in a cell!

catlover79 · 07-27-2009, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Marvo301

This guy reminds me of Otis from "The Andy Griffith Show"! He always used to show up at the courthouse when he had been drinking and put himself in a cell!

I loved Otis. He was awesome - and ironically, Hal Smith never touched a drop of alcohol in his life! (I heard Andy Griffith say that in an interview several years ago.)

Marvo301 · 07-27-2009, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

I loved Otis. He was awesome - and ironically, Hal Smith never touched a drop of alcohol in his life! (I heard Andy Griffith say that in an interview several years ago.)

Wow for someone who never touched a drop of alcohol he did an amazing job playing a drunk. My favorite Otis episode was when the jail was full and Otis had to serve his time at Andy's house and Aunt Bee made Otis do all the housework!

catlover79 · 07-27-2009, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Marvo301

Wow for someone who never touched a drop of alcohol he did an amazing job playing a drunk. My favorite Otis episode was when the jail was full and Otis had to serve his time at Andy's house and Aunt Bee made Otis do all the housework!

I must have missed that one. It sounds hilarious.

Marvo301 · 07-28-2009, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

I must have missed that one. It sounds hilarious.

It was! Since both cells at the courthouse were full Andy brought Otis to his house to serve his 24 hours in custody. Since Andy had to go to work the next morning he put Aunt Bea in charge of Otis. And Aunt Bea decided Otis' sentence called for some hard labor! In fact she worked Otis so hard he tried to escape several times. But each time he got caught and was given even more housework to do. When the 24 hours was up and Otis was finally allowed to go home he swore to Andy that he would never touch another drop of alcohol!

InspectorExstead · 07-28-2009, 03:53 AM

That is hilarious!

Schmoopie · 07-28-2009, 04:12 AM

What a funny story! Must have been fate that made him drive to that "theme hotel". Now if only all people who drink and drive would do that, the world would be a much better place!

Andrea

catlover79 · 07-28-2009, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Marvo301

It was! Since both cells at the courthouse were full Andy brought Otis to his house to serve his 24 hours in custody. Since Andy had to go to work the next morning he put Aunt Bea in charge of Otis. And Aunt Bea decided Otis' sentence called for some hard labor! In fact she worked Otis so hard he tried to escape several times. But each time he got caught and was given even more housework to do. When the 24 hours was up and Otis was finally allowed to go home he swore to Andy that he would never touch another drop of alcohol!

Which season did that episode air? I'd love to see it.

80sTrivia · 07-28-2009, 03:03 PM

Too funny...

Marvo301 · 07-28-2009, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Which season did that episode air? I'd love to see it.

The episode is called "Aunt Bee the Warden" and it is from season 2.

07-27-2009, 12:53 PM	#1
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Schmoopie Keep Calm and Love Snoopy Forum Star Join Date: Jul 13, 2008 Location: Lynnwood, Washington Posts: 15,697	What a funny story! Must have been fate that made him drive to that "theme hotel". Now if only all people who drink and drive would do that, the world would be a much better place! Andrea
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