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TVFactFan · 07-18-2009, 08:47 PM

SpongeBob would never have a marathon after 10pm on a Fri and Sat Night on N@N

Roseanne would not be crazy glued to the TV Land schedue 10 hours a day

Barbara Walters would not take 2 hours to utter a sentence on the View

N@N would breath life into other sitcoms from the 80's besides the Cosby show and Roseanne

TV Land would not air no show 11 times in a row

The TV show Cops would not be scripted

The Jacksons Movie would be banned from Cable and Local TV

The TV show Cheaters would be yanked forever

Whoppi Goldberg would dress more like a lady on the View

The History Channel would actually have programming geared toward the PAST

One TV station would give Michael Jackson a proper tribute

Advertisements for Diabetes and Cancer will be for Print only

The woman in the Progressive.com Commercial would be banned from TV

There would only be one HBO, Showtime, and Cinemax channel since they all show movies

BET would air programming that all black people can enjoy not just the Ghetto Black People

TV ONE will be forced to remove Good Times from it's schedule

ION would be removed from all cable lineups and only available to viewers without Cable

Eharmony commercials would state that married couples met besides the year of 2006

Jada Pinkett would never be anywhere near a medical TV drama

Just so many things wrong with the World of TV in 2009

Chocoholic · 07-18-2009, 11:31 PM

I'll vote for you as King of the TV World

dawsongirl · 07-19-2009, 12:16 AM

I love this list.

So Jada Pinkett's show stinks?

OH Nuts! · 07-19-2009, 12:28 AM

Solomon, you'd make a fine King. 100% right on the $$$$$!

InspectorExstead · 07-19-2009, 12:41 AM

DITTO TO EVERYTHING YOU SAID!!!! I'd vote for you.

Janice · 07-19-2009, 12:41 AM

Cool list. What's up with Jada Pinkett? I thought you'd like her. She's a doll.

littlebelle · 07-19-2009, 12:55 AM

BET has some good movies though.

Schmoopie · 07-19-2009, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLifeAdjuster

SpongeBob would never have a marathon after 10pm on a Fri and Sat Night on N@N

Roseanne would not be crazy glued to the TV Land schedue 10 hours a day

Barbara Walters would not take 2 hours to utter a sentence on the View

N@N would breath life into other sitcoms from the 80's besides the Cosby show and Roseanne

TV Land would not air no show 11 times in a row

The TV show Cops would not be scripted

The Jacksons Movie would be banned from Cable and Local TV

The TV show Cheaters would be yanked forever

Whoppi Goldberg would dress more like a lady on the View

The History Channel would actually have programming geared toward the PAST

One TV station would give Michael Jackson a proper tribute

Advertisements for Diabetes and Cancer will be for Print only

The woman in the Progressive.com Commercial would be banned from TV

There would only be one HBO, Showtime, and Cinemax channel since they all show movies

BET would air programming that all black people can enjoy not just the Ghetto Black People

TV ONE will be forced to remove Good Times from it's schedule

ION would be removed from all cable lineups and only available to viewers without Cable

Eharmony commercials would state that married couples met besides the year of 2006

Jada Pinkett would never be anywhere near a medical TV drama

Just so many things wrong with the World of TV in 2009

Solomon, these are absolutely cracking me up!

The one in red is my favorite!

Wreckless · 07-19-2009, 03:05 AM

lol if you were king of the world Solomon- I'd shoot myself in the mouth. No literally, I would.

Wreckless · 07-19-2009, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLifeAdjuster

SpongeBob would never have a marathon after 10pm on a Fri and Sat Night on N@N

Roseanne would not be crazy glued to the TV Land schedue 10 hours a day

Barbara Walters would not take 2 hours to utter a sentence on the View

N@N would breath life into other sitcoms from the 80's besides the Cosby show and Roseanne

TV Land would not air no show 11 times in a row

The TV show Cops would not be scripted

The Jacksons Movie would be banned from Cable and Local TV

The TV show Cheaters would be yanked forever

Whoppi Goldberg would dress more like a lady on the View

The History Channel would actually have programming geared toward the PAST

One TV station would give Michael Jackson a proper tribute

Advertisements for Diabetes and Cancer will be for Print only

The woman in the Progressive.com Commercial would be banned from TV

There would only be one HBO, Showtime, and Cinemax channel since they all show movies

BET would air programming that all black people can enjoy not just the Ghetto Black People

TV ONE will be forced to remove Good Times from it's schedule

ION would be removed from all cable lineups and only available to viewers without Cable

Eharmony commercials would state that married couples met besides the year of 2006

Jada Pinkett would never be anywhere near a medical TV drama

Just so many things wrong with the World of TV in 2009

I do admit though, some of these that you made up though are pretty funny & true as well

. And the History Channel does have programming based on the past- what specifically are you referring to Solomon? lol

Like I just watched on the History Channel, about the Chicago mobsters in the 1920s, and the underground trade. Pretty interesting.

TVFactFan · 07-19-2009, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wreckless

I do admit though, some of these that you made up though are pretty funny & true as well

. And the History Channel does have programming based on the past- what specifically are you referring to Solomon? lol

Like I just watched on the History Channel, about the Chicago mobsters in the 1920s, and the underground trade. Pretty interesting.

History Channel started doing reality shows like TV land

TVFactFan · 07-19-2009, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmoopie

Solomon, these are absolutely cracking me up!

The one in red is my favorite!

Either BET thinks that ALL black people like Hip Hop related programming or just have no clue that some black people like non-hip hop related programming

Or just change the title of the Network to Hip Hop Entertainment

MickeyMac · 07-19-2009, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLifeAdjuster

Either BET thinks that ALL black people like Hip Hop related programming or just have no clue that some black people like non-hip hop related programming

Or just change the title of the Network to Hip Hop Entertainment

I so agree with you about BET. It seems all of their program is geared toward rap and hip hop related stuff.

How about showing us something about real good black music or civil rights documentary.

MickeyMac · 07-19-2009, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLifeAdjuster

SpongeBob would never have a marathon after 10pm on a Fri and Sat Night on N@N

Roseanne would not be crazy glued to the TV Land schedue 10 hours a day

Barbara Walters would not take 2 hours to utter a sentence on the View

N@N would breath life into other sitcoms from the 80's besides the Cosby show and Roseanne

TV Land would not air no show 11 times in a row

The TV show Cops would not be scripted

The Jacksons Movie would be banned from Cable and Local TV

The TV show Cheaters would be yanked forever

Whoppi Goldberg would dress more like a lady on the View

The History Channel would actually have programming geared toward the PAST

One TV station would give Michael Jackson a proper tribute

Advertisements for Diabetes and Cancer will be for Print only

The woman in the Progressive.com Commercial would be banned from TV

There would only be one HBO, Showtime, and Cinemax channel since they all show movies

BET would air programming that all black people can enjoy not just the Ghetto Black People

TV ONE will be forced to remove Good Times from it's schedule

ION would be removed from all cable lineups and only available to viewers without Cable

Eharmony commercials would state that married couples met besides the year of 2006

Jada Pinkett would never be anywhere near a medical TV drama

Just so many things wrong with the World of TV in 2009

Oh I so agree

ekkostar · 07-19-2009, 03:40 PM

Private eyes would be the trendy thing instead of vampires.

There would be a new guest star filled anthology series like Twilight Zone or Amazing Stories airing on one of the major networks.

BET, VH1 and MTV would be still airing music videos and specials. BET would actually pay attention to good R&B, Soul and Hip-Hop artists along with the commercial stuff.

TV Land would actually show classic television shows.

Sci-Fi would still be Sci-Fi instead of Siffy.

Oxygen and Lifetime would go back to being about women's concerns and cheesy victim of the week movies instead of being clone syndicated rerun channels.

Spike TV wouldn't air Star Wars so often. I love Star Wars, but they're wearing the movies out. Star Wars used to be like Wizard of Oz back when I was a kid, the trilogy would only air once or twice on HBO or USA in the Summer.

Hallmark Channel would continue their mystery movies instead of slowly becoming WGN's little sister.

G4 would still be gaming, would tone down on trying to be Spike Jr. and would get back to being about technology. I miss Leo Laporte and Patrick Norton a ton and the podcasts or webcasts just don't cut it.

07-18-2009, 08:47 PM	#1
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,125	If I was King of the TV World............... SpongeBob would never have a marathon after 10pm on a Fri and Sat Night on N@N Roseanne would not be crazy glued to the TV Land schedue 10 hours a day Barbara Walters would not take 2 hours to utter a sentence on the View N@N would breath life into other sitcoms from the 80's besides the Cosby show and Roseanne TV Land would not air no show 11 times in a row The TV show Cops would not be scripted The Jacksons Movie would be banned from Cable and Local TV The TV show Cheaters would be yanked forever Whoppi Goldberg would dress more like a lady on the View The History Channel would actually have programming geared toward the PAST One TV station would give Michael Jackson a proper tribute Advertisements for Diabetes and Cancer will be for Print only The woman in the Progressive.com Commercial would be banned from TV There would only be one HBO, Showtime, and Cinemax channel since they all show movies BET would air programming that all black people can enjoy not just the Ghetto Black People TV ONE will be forced to remove Good Times from it's schedule ION would be removed from all cable lineups and only available to viewers without Cable Eharmony commercials would state that married couples met besides the year of 2006 Jada Pinkett would never be anywhere near a medical TV drama Just so many things wrong with the World of TV in 2009

07-19-2009, 12:41 AM	#5
InspectorExstead Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Oct 29, 2001 Location: The Golden State Posts: 12,902	DITTO TO EVERYTHING YOU SAID!!!! I'd vote for you.
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ekkostar Coffee, Tea & Larroquette! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 16, 2005 Posts: 1,077	Private eyes would be the trendy thing instead of vampires. There would be a new guest star filled anthology series like Twilight Zone or Amazing Stories airing on one of the major networks. BET, VH1 and MTV would be still airing music videos and specials. BET would actually pay attention to good R&B, Soul and Hip-Hop artists along with the commercial stuff. TV Land would actually show classic television shows. Sci-Fi would still be Sci-Fi instead of Siffy. Oxygen and Lifetime would go back to being about women's concerns and cheesy victim of the week movies instead of being clone syndicated rerun channels. Spike TV wouldn't air Star Wars so often. I love Star Wars, but they're wearing the movies out. Star Wars used to be like Wizard of Oz back when I was a kid, the trilogy would only air once or twice on HBO or USA in the Summer. Hallmark Channel would continue their mystery movies instead of slowly becoming WGN's little sister. G4 would still be gaming, would tone down on trying to be Spike Jr. and would get back to being about technology. I miss Leo Laporte and Patrick Norton a ton and the podcasts or webcasts just don't cut it.
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07-18-2009, 11:31 PM	#2
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I'll vote for you as King of the TV World

07-19-2009, 12:16 AM	#3
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	I love this list. So Jada Pinkett's show stinks?

07-19-2009, 12:28 AM	#4
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Solomon, you'd make a fine King. 100% right on the $$$$$!

07-19-2009, 12:41 AM	#6
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Cool list. What's up with Jada Pinkett? I thought you'd like her. She's a doll.

07-19-2009, 12:55 AM	#7
littlebelle Spell Caster Senior Member Join Date: Dec 29, 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,659	BET has some good movies though.

07-19-2009, 03:05 AM	#9
Wreckless Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 04, 2007 Location: Banned Posts: 9,406	lol if you were king of the world Solomon- I'd shoot myself in the mouth. No literally, I would.