Whats your fave line from any tv show ever???? - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brett Ferino · 12-08-2000, 07:57 PM

What is it and why?????

theshark8777 · 01-21-2001, 04:33 AM

"As God As My Witness I Thought Turkeys Could Fly"

01-21-2001, 02:08 PM

"Hey, your **** fights suck you bastard." - Get a Life

01-30-2001, 01:20 PM

I can't remember what show this was from (one of those FOX flops, I think), but:

[some guy]: ....and I'm not buying you any feminine products!
[some lady]: Cottage cheese is NOT a feminine product!

J Polniaczek · 02-02-2001, 05:49 PM

From the Facts of Life:

Jo: I was thinking about doing something different with my hair.
Blair: Like washing it?
Jo: Actually, I wanted to get the brainless look you have!

Blair: What were you doing in a library? Reading Dumbo?
Jo: I don't have to read Dumbo. I bunk next to her.

I love these quotes. I love it when Jo and Blair bash each other!

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"There are people in this world who get shoved around, and then there are the people who do the shoving!" -Jo Polniaczek
"Get lost!"
"You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl."-Jo
"You're born, you move on, you die, that's life"
-Jo
"How do you say 'you're gonna be picking up your teeth' in French?"
"You're so spoiled, if you were milk, the date on the carton would be BC."-Jo to Blair
"I hate teaching people how to drive; they're nervous, they make mistakes, and they cry when you slap them!"
Jo and Rick 4eva!

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factsoflife · 02-03-2001, 08:14 PM

Facts of life-
Andy- Sexy Lingera, Your sexy lingre.. thats what i named you!
Tootie- Oh, Say that you didn't
jo- I will NOT be known As Sexy Lingere!

Clueless-
Cher- Sean?
Dee- Murray?
Amber- Moesha? ( cher and dee stare at her.)
AMber- What!.. it could be a crossover episode....

Ally Mcbeal- ( Ally, Elaine, and Georgia are talking about nelle.)
Georgia- Just so i know .. we hate here right? ( ally and ealine shanke their heads ). Ally and Elaine- Oh, yes.

Facts of life- Tootie- Theres gonna be TRooooooooouble.

natalie- who wants to be a skinny pencil i want to be a happy magic marker.

" i love our sex, but some of us are scum."- Mary-jo, Desining Women.

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theshark8777 · 02-04-2001, 09:25 AM

"Quit being a wussy"

Purple Velvet Bohemian · 02-16-2001, 08:19 PM

I love that line about the turkeys!!!!! That is my favorite episode of WKRP. LOL! I love that show!

80skid · 02-16-2001, 08:50 PM

From The Facts of Life:

Jo: I only called you a jackass.

Mrs. G: Give me broccoli or - or give me death!

Blair: Turn blue!

From The Brady Bunch:

Jan: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

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factsoflife · 03-03-2001, 10:13 PM

From the final episode of the Nanny ( after the elevator was finally running againg and maxwell was giving everyone instructions on what they are to do to help get fran to the hospital.)

Mawell- i don't want any extra stress added to fran..

Fran- ( as elevator closes with her trapped inside about to give birth)- Stress Added.

I just thought that was the funniest line ever, the way it was executed was so wonderfull and i think it makes it a classic sitcom.

Desinging Women-

Suzanne- Charlene, i bought you something..

Charlene- Suzanne What is it?

Suzanne- it's a baby wig.

Julia ( or was it mary-jo?)- it looks like a rodent.

I also loved when Bearnice would sing " Black, man.. Black Man." it was just funny.

Carlene- Do ya'll really think my place is a hell hole?

Mary-jo- yeah Hell hole, defianatley

Carlene- Oh good, because i thought i was just being some dumb hick country girl afraid of they city.. but since ya'll are afraid to.. lets get the hell out of here.

Full house-
michelle- you'r in big trouble mister.

Stephaine- How RUDEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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factsoflife · 03-10-2001, 07:13 PM

227-

" SANDRA."

CLueless-

" Chimps, i'm working with chimps."- Amber
" As if."- Dinonne, amber, cher, et all

facts of life-
jo- i thought u liked that song?
blair- i do.
jo- then why are you doing that to it.
blair- doing what?
jo- singing it like julie andrews!

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03-12-2001, 12:12 PM

Balki: "Now we are so happy, we do Dance of Joy!"

D-Dey · 03-31-2001, 03:36 PM

Ruthie Adler: "I Hope a lizard eats your gizzard, and a whale eats your tale." from the two-part Diff'rent Strokes/Hello, Larry crossover "Feudin' and Fussin."

The main character raising a toilet paper roll in the air, shouting "THIS, is power!!," from the failed pilot "The World According to Straw."

Pretty much any comment by Tracy Grandstaff on Daria.

Anything else, I forgot about. Sorry.

rossnrach4ever · 04-08-2005, 04:14 AM

No ! no ! what are you doing? get off my sister! and "Hey I 'm Chandler , could I BE wearing anymore clothes? FRIENDS

12-08-2000, 07:57 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Whats your fave line from any tv show ever???? What is it and why?????

01-21-2001, 02:08 PM	#3
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01-30-2001, 01:20 PM	#4
PomeranzFan1 Guest Posts: n/a	I can't remember what show this was from (one of those FOX flops, I think), but: [some guy]: ....and I'm not buying you any feminine products! [some lady]: Cottage cheese is NOT a feminine product!
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03-12-2001, 12:12 PM	#12
PomeranzFan1 Guest Posts: n/a	Balki: "Now we are so happy, we do Dance of Joy!"
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03-31-2001, 03:36 PM	#13
D-Dey Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 11, 2000 Location: Long Island, New York, USA Posts: 5,509	Ruthie Adler: "I Hope a lizard eats your gizzard, and a whale eats your tale." from the two-part Diff'rent Strokes/Hello, Larry crossover "Feudin' and Fussin." The main character raising a toilet paper roll in the air, shouting "THIS, is power!!," from the failed pilot "The World According to Straw." Pretty much any comment by Tracy Grandstaff on Daria. Anything else, I forgot about. Sorry.
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01-21-2001, 04:33 AM	#2
theshark8777 Hats for Bats Forum Veteran Join Date: Jan 23, 2001 Location: northeast Ohio. Posts: 5,315	"As God As My Witness I Thought Turkeys Could Fly"

02-02-2001, 05:49 PM	#5
J Polniaczek Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Location: Peekskill, NY, U.S.A. Posts: 120	From the Facts of Life: Jo: I was thinking about doing something different with my hair. Blair: Like washing it? Jo: Actually, I wanted to get the brainless look you have! Blair: What were you doing in a library? Reading Dumbo? Jo: I don't have to read Dumbo. I bunk next to her. I love these quotes. I love it when Jo and Blair bash each other! ------------------ "There are people in this world who get shoved around, and then there are the people who do the shoving!" -Jo Polniaczek "Get lost!" "You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl."-Jo "You're born, you move on, you die, that's life" -Jo "How do you say 'you're gonna be picking up your teeth' in French?" "You're so spoiled, if you were milk, the date on the carton would be BC."-Jo to Blair "I hate teaching people how to drive; they're nervous, they make mistakes, and they cry when you slap them!" Jo and Rick 4eva! [This message has been edited by J Polniaczek (edited 02-02-2001).]

02-03-2001, 08:14 PM	#6
factsoflife Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 11, 2000 Posts: 8,741	Facts of life- Andy- Sexy Lingera, Your sexy lingre.. thats what i named you! Tootie- Oh, Say that you didn't jo- I will NOT be known As Sexy Lingere! Clueless- Cher- Sean? Dee- Murray? Amber- Moesha? ( cher and dee stare at her.) AMber- What!.. it could be a crossover episode.... Ally Mcbeal- ( Ally, Elaine, and Georgia are talking about nelle.) Georgia- Just so i know .. we hate here right? ( ally and ealine shanke their heads ). Ally and Elaine- Oh, yes. Facts of life- Tootie- Theres gonna be TRooooooooouble. natalie- who wants to be a skinny pencil i want to be a happy magic marker. " i love our sex, but some of us are scum."- Mary-jo, Desining Women. [This message has been edited by factsoflife (edited 04-18-2001).]

02-04-2001, 09:25 AM	#7
theshark8777 Hats for Bats Forum Veteran Join Date: Jan 23, 2001 Location: northeast Ohio. Posts: 5,315	"Quit being a wussy"

02-16-2001, 08:19 PM	#8
Purple Velvet Bohemian Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 01, 2001 Location: Flint, Michigan USA Posts: 75	I love that line about the turkeys!!!!! That is my favorite episode of WKRP. LOL! I love that show!

02-16-2001, 08:50 PM	#9
80skid smile :) Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 18, 2000 Posts: 971	From The Facts of Life: Jo: I only called you a jackass. Mrs. G: Give me broccoli or - or give me death! Blair: Turn blue! From The Brady Bunch: Jan: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! [This message has been edited by 80skid (edited 02-17-2001).]

03-03-2001, 10:13 PM	#10
factsoflife Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 11, 2000 Posts: 8,741	From the final episode of the Nanny ( after the elevator was finally running againg and maxwell was giving everyone instructions on what they are to do to help get fran to the hospital.) Mawell- i don't want any extra stress added to fran.. Fran- ( as elevator closes with her trapped inside about to give birth)- Stress Added. I just thought that was the funniest line ever, the way it was executed was so wonderfull and i think it makes it a classic sitcom. Desinging Women- Suzanne- Charlene, i bought you something.. Charlene- Suzanne What is it? Suzanne- it's a baby wig. Julia ( or was it mary-jo?)- it looks like a rodent. I also loved when Bearnice would sing " Black, man.. Black Man." it was just funny. Carlene- Do ya'll really think my place is a hell hole? Mary-jo- yeah Hell hole, defianatley Carlene- Oh good, because i thought i was just being some dumb hick country girl afraid of they city.. but since ya'll are afraid to.. lets get the hell out of here. Full house- michelle- you'r in big trouble mister. Stephaine- How RUDEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [This message has been edited by factsoflife (edited 04-18-2001).]

03-10-2001, 07:13 PM	#11
factsoflife Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 11, 2000 Posts: 8,741	227- " SANDRA." CLueless- " Chimps, i'm working with chimps."- Amber " As if."- Dinonne, amber, cher, et all facts of life- jo- i thought u liked that song? blair- i do. jo- then why are you doing that to it. blair- doing what? jo- singing it like julie andrews! [This message has been edited by factsoflife (edited 04-18-2001).] [This message has been edited by factsoflife (edited 04-18-2001).]

04-08-2005, 04:14 AM	#14
rossnrach4ever Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 18, 2004 Location: corner of bedford and grove Posts: 133	No ! no ! what are you doing? get off my sister! and "Hey I 'm Chandler , could I BE wearing anymore clothes? FRIENDS