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Frank Gannucci · 06-28-2009, 08:42 AM

"Dial J For Janitor":

Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full-full, then I will empty it. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here, save a trip there and it all mounts up."

Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building."

"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":

Ralph: "For once you are right. Alice should have married Johnny Farell. He's a much smarter guy than I am."

Alice's Mom: "So you admit it."

Ralph: "Sure. He took one look at you and refused to marry her."

"Boys & Girls Together":

(Ralph & Alice are eating dinner.)

Ralph (pointing at his food): "What is that?"

Alice: "That is the appetizer."

Ralph: "What?"

Alice: "The appetizer."

Ralph: "I had my appetizer. I drove a bus for eight hours."

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Ralph: "Stop saying 'okay.' Say: 'That will be very good sir.'"

Thelma: "Okay."

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Ralph: "This (Ed) is my guest and I'm your employer."

Thelma: "Some guest and some employer. The SIMP and the BLIMP."

"The Safety Award":

Ed: "Can I use this hankerchef?"

Ralph: "It is one of my new ones. Just remember, it's for showin', not blowin'."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

Ralph: "Norton, how can I lose a few inches in a few hours?"

Ed: "Maybe all that food made you shorter."

"Hero Part 1":

Herman Gruber: "I remember our class picture Ralph. You were in the first row."

Ed: "In the first row? He must have BEEN the first row."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

(Ed just won the TV set on the movie ticket that Ralph got.)

Ed: "It's just like the guy said: 'A lesser man would have said: 'I bought the ticket. The set belongs to me.''"

Ralph: "I bought the ticket. The set belongs to me."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

Ralph: "You chalk up your pool cue like this."

(Ralph chalkes up his pool cue while Alice watches.)

Alice: "Well that is the stupidest thing I ever heard of."

Ralph (during which Jackie is perhaps trying to hold back his laughter): "You are the stupidest thing I ever heard of."

06-28-2009, 08:42 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,064	Sunday's Quotes: "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full-full, then I will empty it. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here, save a trip there and it all mounts up." Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building." "Rafitti, Brooklyn Style": Ralph: "For once you are right. Alice should have married Johnny Farell. He's a much smarter guy than I am." Alice's Mom: "So you admit it." Ralph: "Sure. He took one look at you and refused to marry her." "Boys & Girls Together": (Ralph & Alice are eating dinner.) Ralph (pointing at his food): "What is that?" Alice: "That is the appetizer." Ralph: "What?" Alice: "The appetizer." Ralph: "I had my appetizer. I drove a bus for eight hours." "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ralph: "Stop saying 'okay.' Say: 'That will be very good sir.'" Thelma: "Okay." "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ralph: "This (Ed) is my guest and I'm your employer." Thelma: "Some guest and some employer. The SIMP and the BLIMP." "The Safety Award": Ed: "Can I use this hankerchef?" Ralph: "It is one of my new ones. Just remember, it's for showin', not blowin'." "A Weighty Problem Part 1": Ralph: "Norton, how can I lose a few inches in a few hours?" Ed: "Maybe all that food made you shorter." "Hero Part 1": Herman Gruber: "I remember our class picture Ralph. You were in the first row." Ed: "In the first row? He must have BEEN the first row." "Movies Are Better Than Ever": (Ed just won the TV set on the movie ticket that Ralph got.) Ed: "It's just like the guy said: 'A lesser man would have said: 'I bought the ticket. The set belongs to me.''" Ralph: "I bought the ticket. The set belongs to me." "Movies Are Better Than Ever": Ralph: "You chalk up your pool cue like this." (Ralph chalkes up his pool cue while Alice watches.) Alice: "Well that is the stupidest thing I ever heard of." Ralph (during which Jackie is perhaps trying to hold back his laughter): "You are the stupidest thing I ever heard of."