Tuesday's Quotes: - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 06-23-2009, 09:15 AM

"The Man From Space":

Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side."

Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side."

"House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"):

Alice: "I got Ralph a new belt. I want to make sure it fits."

Trixie: "If it doesn't, you can always exchange it for a larger size."

Alice: "There ain't no larger size."

"The Hypnotist Part 2":

(Mike Case is about to hypnotize Alice to get her to tell Ralph where the money is so he can use it on the convention.)

Ralph (to Mike Case): "You might think that this is a little underhanded, but all's fair in love and war."

Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both."

"Brother-In-Law":

(Ralph leaps on to the couch to get the mouse. Ralph gets dust all over himeslf.)

Ed: "Did you get the mouse Ralph?"

Ralph: "No, I didn't get him."

Ed: "Then everybody stay quiet."

Ralph: "Why should we do that?"

Ed: "So we can hear the mouse. With all this dust around, he's bound to start coughing."

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "This is the biggest thing that I ever got into."

Alice: "The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants."

"Two For The Money":

(Ralph just lost the money from the lodge.)

Ralph: "Let's not get panicky."

Alice: "Ralph, did you put the money in an envelope?"

Ralph: "See? Now you are getting panicky."

"Norton Moves In":

(Ralph gets hurt by Norton's lit cigarette that Norton accidently dropped.)

Alice: "What happened?"

Ralph (yells): "NORTON WANTED TO HAVE A CIGARETTE."

Alice: "So?"

Ralph (yells): "HE USED ME FOR AN ASHTRAY."

"King of The Castle":

(Alice & Trixie are in Trixie's apartment. From the hallway, Ralph is moaning. Ralph is trying to play the sympathy routine. Alice is on to it.)

Alice: "If I don't pay attention, the moan is going to come in spurts like this: 'Whoooa-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!"

Ralph (from hallway, moans loudly): "WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO! WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO!"

"Manager of The Baseball Team" (Color):

Trixie: "Ralph has a good head on his shoulders."

Ed: "What is this on my shoulders, a volleyball?"

06-23-2009, 09:15 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,041	Tuesday's Quotes: "The Man From Space": Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side." Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side." "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Alice: "I got Ralph a new belt. I want to make sure it fits." Trixie: "If it doesn't, you can always exchange it for a larger size." Alice: "There ain't no larger size." "The Hypnotist Part 2": (Mike Case is about to hypnotize Alice to get her to tell Ralph where the money is so he can use it on the convention.) Ralph (to Mike Case): "You might think that this is a little underhanded, but all's fair in love and war." Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both." "Brother-In-Law": (Ralph leaps on to the couch to get the mouse. Ralph gets dust all over himeslf.) Ed: "Did you get the mouse Ralph?" Ralph: "No, I didn't get him." Ed: "Then everybody stay quiet." Ralph: "Why should we do that?" Ed: "So we can hear the mouse. With all this dust around, he's bound to start coughing." "Better Living Through TV": Ralph: "This is the biggest thing that I ever got into." Alice: "The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants." "Two For The Money": (Ralph just lost the money from the lodge.) Ralph: "Let's not get panicky." Alice: "Ralph, did you put the money in an envelope?" Ralph: "See? Now you are getting panicky." "Norton Moves In": (Ralph gets hurt by Norton's lit cigarette that Norton accidently dropped.) Alice: "What happened?" Ralph (yells): "NORTON WANTED TO HAVE A CIGARETTE." Alice: "So?" Ralph (yells): "HE USED ME FOR AN ASHTRAY." "King of The Castle": (Alice & Trixie are in Trixie's apartment. From the hallway, Ralph is moaning. Ralph is trying to play the sympathy routine. Alice is on to it.) Alice: "If I don't pay attention, the moan is going to come in spurts like this: 'Whoooa-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!" Ralph (from hallway, moans loudly): "WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO! WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO!" "Manager of The Baseball Team" (Color): Trixie: "Ralph has a good head on his shoulders." Ed: "What is this on my shoulders, a volleyball?"