Tuesday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Hello Mom":

Ralph: "There was plenty of girls that were crazy about me and you know it. When I went to the beach, the used to scatter all around me."

Alice: "Sure they did that. That doesn't mean that they were crazy about you. They just wanted to sit in the shade."

Ed: "Ha ha ha."

Ralph (to Ed, yells): "SHUT UP!"

"Vacation At Fred's Landing":

Trixie: "Maybe the radiator needs some water."

Ralph: "Well now that is very clever and just which one of the Pep Boys are you, Manny, Moe or Jack?" (yells): "IF I HAD ANYT WATER, I WOULD PUT IT IN THERE."

Trixie: "Ralph, I was only thinking..."

Ralph (yells): "WELL, DON'T THINK. JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT."

Ed: "Just a minute. You seem to forget that she's my wife and I don't like you yelling at her that way." (to Trixie, yells): "NOW STOP THINKING AND SHUT UP."

"A Dog's Life":

Alice: "I'm beginning to think that these Emergency Raccoon Meetings are nothing but a poker game."

Ed: "Alice, I'm surprised to even hear you say that. An Emergency Meeting is an Emergency Meeting. Not a poker game. An Executive Meeting, that's a poker game."

"Principle of The Thing":

Ralph: "Let's face it Alice. You are living off the fat of the land."

Alice: "Let's face it Ralph. You ARE the fat of the land."

"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":

(It's Alice's birthday and Ralph has forgotten it.)

Alice: "Ralph, you do remember what today is?"

Ralph: "Sure, it's my pool night."

Alice's Mom: "See? He's good for nothing."

Ralph: "How do you know? You never saw me shoot pool."

"Without Reservations":

Ralph: "Maybe your sisters have it better than we have. But, I have more expenses. I got more expenses than all of them put together."

Alice: "Sure Ralph, they don't get suits for their husbands from The Fat Man's Shop."

"This Is Your Life Part One":

(Ralph is trying to catch people in the poolroom in hoping of finding who's seeing Alice. He already interviewed one person.)

Ralph: "Hey you."

Fat Man: "You talking to me?"

Ralph: "Never mind."

Ed: "Well, that's three down."

Ralph: "Three down?"

Ed: "He counts for two, doesn't he?"

"Nephew of The Bride":

(Ralph found out that Alice's Aunt Ethel and Herman are moving in since Herman lives at the YMCA. He picks up his hat and puts it on.)

Alice: "Where are you going?"

Ralph: "To the YMCA."

"Hello Mom":

Alice: "My mother is coming and you are going to be nice to her."

Ralph: "I'm going to be nice to her. That's impossible. We don't get along. We're enemies. Natural enemies like a boa constrictor and a mongoose."