Sunday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Brother Ralph":

Ralph: "You don't know how to handle money."

Alice: "Of course not. I never had any practice."

"Boys & Girls Together":

(The gang is at a restaurant. Ralph & Ed are zombies.)

Ralph (to waiter): "Just give us four cups of coffee."

Ed: "I'll have the same. Four cups of coffee."

"Hello Mom":

Ralph: "What are you doing with all of that material? Making a bedspread?"

Alice: "No, I'm taking your pants out again."

"Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":

Ralph: "You think that I am a Shorty?"

Doctor: "Mr. Kramden, who's Shorty?"

Ralph: "How do I know? I never met him."

"A Weighty Problem Part 2":

Ed (reading crossword puzzle): "'Four-letter word. The leaning tower of...'"

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP!"

Ed: "I only said..."

Ralph (yells): "I SAID SHUT UP!"

Ed: "I only said..."

Ralph (yells): "I SAID SHUT UP!"

Ed: "What's wrong?"

Ralph (yells): "WHAT'S WRONG? THE LEANING TOWER OF PIZZA. THAT IS WHAT'S WRONG."

"Lawsuit" (Color version):

Ralph: "At times like this, I realize how thoughtless you are. You know the condition that I am in. You know I can't do anything by myself."

Alice: "How did you walk out here?"

Ralph: "Don't change the subject."

"The Loudspeaker":

(Ralph slips on the rock candy that Ed put down.)

Ralph (yells): "ROCK CANDY?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE, ROCKS IN YOUR HEAD? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME OR SOMETHING NORTON?"

Ed (yells): "WHAT ARE YOU YELLING AT ME FOR? YOU GOT RID OF THE HIC-OFFS, DIDN'T YOU?"

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

Ralph: "This poolroom isn’t big enough for you and I."

Ed: "This poolroom isn’t big enough for you and anybody."

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Doctor: "I notice that you have a slight limp. Is that disability permanent?"

Ralph: "No, it isn't. I got it this morning. I hit myself with a hammer."

Doctor: "You hit yourself with a hammer?"

Ralph: "Don't get the wrong idea. Ed hit my leg with the hammer."