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Janice Johnson · 06-13-2009, 05:42 PM

I have to post some of the funniest embarrassing/confession stories from magaizines!

1. In First Magazine, a woman wrote, "One day, I packed my daughter's and my husband's lunch boxes and sent them on their way for the day. Nothing unusual happened that day, until I got a call to come in to my daughter's class. Panicked, I went to her class, where her teacher gave me a very confused expression, and showed me a note that I had written. The note read, "You wanna have sex tonight?" I had accidentally put the note I had written for my husband in to my daughter's lunch box instead of his lunch box.! Moritfied and my face blushing, I told the teacher what had really happened!" LOL. This is so funny!

2. In Redbook, a woman wrote, "On Valentine's Day, after my husband's work shift, he came home, and I opened the door buck naked, with a shape of a mouth I had drawn on my vagina with red lipstick.. The thing is, he had unexpectedly shown up with his boss too!" LOL..... DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

I'm even blushing for her...... AWKWARD!

3.In ComsmoGirl(in a special "Guys tell their confessions" column), a teenage boy wrote, "I was throwing a party with a bunch of other teenagers I went to school with. There was this one guy who was always arrogant to me and acted full of himself. So, I served non-alcoholic rum to him, and he danced on tables and acted like a fool, and acted "wasted." I had told everyone else that it was a non-alcoholic drink he had just drank!" LOL... That's funny to!Serves that arrogant boy right!

4. In Teen Magazine, a teenage girl wrote, "I was sleeping over my friend's house, and when no one was around, I heard a song that I love playing on the radio. I jammed along to the song, and I ended up breaking her mom's prized statue! When her mom found the statue broken, she was angry and sad. I told her that the dog, Rory, had been running around and broke the statue. She made Rory sleep in the doghouse for "breaking the statue", even though he loves to sleep in the house. I felt so bad for Rory being punished for something that I did, that I bring him treats every day that I see him." LOL. Poor dog....

Janice Johnson · 06-20-2009, 05:24 PM

This is from Cosmopolititian Magazine.

. "I had just gotten some of my front teeth removed the same day as a very important date with a woman I really liked. It was hard for me to show her that I had missing teeth, so I pulled my lips in and talked like a gummy old man all night."

From Cosmopolititian too.

"I was feeling sick a few days before a date with a woman I liked, and by the time the date arrived, I was still feeling sick, so i decided to hype myself up on antihistimines and a bunch of medicines too feel okay for the date, and the date went fine until I pulled her into my arms for a kiss and instead sneezed right in her face and left mucus on her face! She wiped off the mucus in discust. Luckily, she forgave me and even wanted a second date!"

Dude111 · 09-27-2025, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Janice Johnson

2. In Redbook, a woman wrote, "On Valentine's Day, after my husband's work shift, he came home, and I opened the door buck naked, with a shape of a mouth I had drawn on my vagina with red lipstick.. The thing is, he had unexpectedly shown up with his boss too!" LOL..... DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

I'm even blushing for her...... AWKWARD!

Hehe I bet she acted like a fool and tried to cover up!!

That entry made me laugh.....

06-13-2009, 05:42 PM	#1
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	Funniest "Confessions/embarrassing stories" From Magazines? I have to post some of the funniest embarrassing/confession stories from magaizines! 1. In First Magazine, a woman wrote, "One day, I packed my daughter's and my husband's lunch boxes and sent them on their way for the day. Nothing unusual happened that day, until I got a call to come in to my daughter's class. Panicked, I went to her class, where her teacher gave me a very confused expression, and showed me a note that I had written. The note read, "You wanna have sex tonight?" I had accidentally put the note I had written for my husband in to my daughter's lunch box instead of his lunch box.! Moritfied and my face blushing, I told the teacher what had really happened!" LOL. This is so funny! 2. In Redbook, a woman wrote, "On Valentine's Day, after my husband's work shift, he came home, and I opened the door buck naked, with a shape of a mouth I had drawn on my vagina with red lipstick.. The thing is, he had unexpectedly shown up with his boss too!" LOL..... DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNN! I'm even blushing for her...... AWKWARD! 3.In ComsmoGirl(in a special "Guys tell their confessions" column), a teenage boy wrote, "I was throwing a party with a bunch of other teenagers I went to school with. There was this one guy who was always arrogant to me and acted full of himself. So, I served non-alcoholic rum to him, and he danced on tables and acted like a fool, and acted "wasted." I had told everyone else that it was a non-alcoholic drink he had just drank!" LOL... That's funny to!Serves that arrogant boy right! 4. In Teen Magazine, a teenage girl wrote, "I was sleeping over my friend's house, and when no one was around, I heard a song that I love playing on the radio. I jammed along to the song, and I ended up breaking her mom's prized statue! When her mom found the statue broken, she was angry and sad. I told her that the dog, Rory, had been running around and broke the statue. She made Rory sleep in the doghouse for "breaking the statue", even though he loves to sleep in the house. I felt so bad for Rory being punished for something that I did, that I bring him treats every day that I see him." LOL. Poor dog....

06-20-2009, 05:24 PM	#2
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	This is from Cosmopolititian Magazine. . "I had just gotten some of my front teeth removed the same day as a very important date with a woman I really liked. It was hard for me to show her that I had missing teeth, so I pulled my lips in and talked like a gummy old man all night." From Cosmopolititian too. "I was feeling sick a few days before a date with a woman I liked, and by the time the date arrived, I was still feeling sick, so i decided to hype myself up on antihistimines and a bunch of medicines too feel okay for the date, and the date went fine until I pulled her into my arms for a kiss and instead sneezed right in her face and left mucus on her face! She wiped off the mucus in discust. Luckily, she forgave me and even wanted a second date!"