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Frank Gannucci · 06-10-2009, 02:47 PM

"Pal O' Mine":

Ed: "All I know is that my boss loves suspenders."

Alice: "Trixie's right Ed. A man would rather have a ring than suspenders."

Ed: "Not if his pants keep falling down."

"Move Uptown":

Mrs. Winters: "Do you and your wife have any wild parties?"

Ralph: "No."

Ed: "He hasn't even taken his wife out in the last five years."

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Ed: "No one is going to put you in a straightjacket Ralph."

Ralph: "Thank you."

Ed: "Where are they going to find one big enough?"

"Follow The Boys":

(Ed is doing a crossword puzzle outside.)

Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got that one: House. H-o-s-e. That is the trouble with these puzzles. They don't present a challenge."

Alice: "Yeah, they are easy. Easy: E-z-y."

"Boy Next Door":

(Ralph thinks that Ed & Alice are lovers. Ed is in Ralph's home.)

Alice: "Excuse me sweetheart."

Ralph: "Who are you calling 'sweetheart.'"

Alice: "Norton. Who else?"

"The Sleepwalker":

Ralph: "All right Weisenhemimer. I am now going to put the key in a place which even if you know that it was there, you wouldn't be able to get it. I am going to put it under my pillow. Now, you will have to lift me up bodily in order to get the key."

Ed: "I got to hand it to you Ralph. You came up with something even Dick Tracy couldn't solve."

"Stars Over Flatbush":

(Ralph is trying to scratch an itch on his back by rubbing his back on the ice box. Ed comes in.)

Ed: "What do you say there Taurus?"

Ralph: "I was trying to scratch an itch that I couldn't reach."

Ed: "Oh, for a minute there I thought you were practicing the ol' Shake, Rattle & Roll."

"Norton Moves In" & "Battle of The Sexes":

Alice: "You and Norton will have to sleep out in the kitchen."

Ralph: "Just a moment. When ever your mother or your Aunt Ethel comes, I have to sleep in the kitchen. It's a good thing that we don't have a cat because if he ever wanted to sleep in the kitchen, I would have to sleep in a box out in the hall."

"Mama Loves Mambo":

Ralph: "You mean that fter taking one look at that Carlos, you are going to give him Trixie's potato salad?"

Ed: "Of course. This will fix his wagon. Before I started eating Trixie's cooking, I was a regular Clark Gable."

06-10-2009, 02:47 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,041	Wednesday's Quotes: "Pal O' Mine": Ed: "All I know is that my boss loves suspenders." Alice: "Trixie's right Ed. A man would rather have a ring than suspenders." Ed: "Not if his pants keep falling down." "Move Uptown": Mrs. Winters: "Do you and your wife have any wild parties?" Ralph: "No." Ed: "He hasn't even taken his wife out in the last five years." "Out of Sight, Out of Mind": Ed: "No one is going to put you in a straightjacket Ralph." Ralph: "Thank you." Ed: "Where are they going to find one big enough?" "Follow The Boys": (Ed is doing a crossword puzzle outside.) Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got that one: House. H-o-s-e. That is the trouble with these puzzles. They don't present a challenge." Alice: "Yeah, they are easy. Easy: E-z-y." "Boy Next Door": (Ralph thinks that Ed & Alice are lovers. Ed is in Ralph's home.) Alice: "Excuse me sweetheart." Ralph: "Who are you calling 'sweetheart.'" Alice: "Norton. Who else?" "The Sleepwalker": Ralph: "All right Weisenhemimer. I am now going to put the key in a place which even if you know that it was there, you wouldn't be able to get it. I am going to put it under my pillow. Now, you will have to lift me up bodily in order to get the key." Ed: "I got to hand it to you Ralph. You came up with something even Dick Tracy couldn't solve." "Stars Over Flatbush": (Ralph is trying to scratch an itch on his back by rubbing his back on the ice box. Ed comes in.) Ed: "What do you say there Taurus?" Ralph: "I was trying to scratch an itch that I couldn't reach." Ed: "Oh, for a minute there I thought you were practicing the ol' Shake, Rattle & Roll." "Norton Moves In" & "Battle of The Sexes": Alice: "You and Norton will have to sleep out in the kitchen." Ralph: "Just a moment. When ever your mother or your Aunt Ethel comes, I have to sleep in the kitchen. It's a good thing that we don't have a cat because if he ever wanted to sleep in the kitchen, I would have to sleep in a box out in the hall." "Mama Loves Mambo": Ralph: "You mean that fter taking one look at that Carlos, you are going to give him Trixie's potato salad?" Ed: "Of course. This will fix his wagon. Before I started eating Trixie's cooking, I was a regular Clark Gable."