"Melody and Friends" Season 1 episodes

[Sitcomwriter]

Its 2010 and Melody works for a Hollywood newspaper called The Hollywood Friend.

Theme Song:"Hollywood is where dreams are made Hollywood is where the stars stay and she is one of them now Melody and Friends".

Cast:

Tara Reid as Melody Valentine

Ellen Degeneros as Gwen Leslie

Cedric The Entertainer as Barry Banes

Holland Taylor as Diane

Heather Locklear as Lily Poppar

Vicki Lewis as Mary

??? as Luke Rojas

??? as Doug Concar

David Spade as Mr.Fife

John Stamos as Rupert "Elvis" True

??? as Rose True

James Gandolfini as Joe Rontundo

Note:This spinoff will be on for 8 seasons.

And now heres "Melody and Friends":
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#1:"Pilot"

(The apartment)

Melody:Gwen who is this guy outside on our window?

Gwen:His name is Elvis

Melody:Really?

Gwen:Well his real name is Rupert but everybody just calls him Elvis

Melody:Whos the fat woman?

Gwen:Oh yeah thats his mom Rose

Rose:Get inside Rupert you don't want to catch a cold (Hits Elvis with her pocketbook)

Gwen:Shes a widow

Melody:Now I know why

Barry:Goodbye ladies

Melody:And where are you going to tonight Barry?

Barry:I've got a date

Gwen:Whos the unlucky lady

Barry:Hey you would be lucky to have me

Gwen:I wouldn't want you

Barry:I know

(The office)

Lily:Oh I've got a date and your here writing advice boo-hoo

Melody:Your wrong Lily I have a date and its with

Lily:Who?

Melodyoug

Lily:You can do much better than that

Melody:Alright then its with Luke

Lily:Keep on trying honey

Melody:Elvis

Lily:Hes dead

Melody:Elvis True his real name is Rupert

Lily:You can do better than that (Leaves)

Diane:I heard you couldn't find a date

Melody:So what?

Diane:Well I have a friend whos date stood him up

Melody:Fine I'll go.Whats his name?

Diane:Barry

Melody:Where do I meet him?

Diane:At Joe's

(Joe's)

Barry:Oh hi Melody What are you doing here?

Melody:I'm meeting a date

Barry:So am I whats his name?

Melody:Barry and yours?

Barry:Melody

Melody:I've got to go (Leaves)

(The apartment)

Barry:So Mel do you think we'll ever date?

Melodyo you

Barry:No you?

Melody:Same here

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "Play my Fife".



[This message has been edited by Sitcomwriter (edited 09-24-2001).]

[Sitcomwriter]

This show is so funny.I loved writing and reading M&C (It was my favorite spinoff) but with M&F I can do so much more with the cast.





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Next time on:

"Three's a Club"

"Meet Susan"
The new neighbor has a thing for Larry.

"The New Three's Company"

"Chrissy's job offer"
Chrissy considers taking a job in Alaska.

"American Women"

"American Sissy"
Chrissy thinks Sarah is a sissy

Those are just some of Sitcomwriter's TC Spinoffs.

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"Melody and Chrissy"
August 16th 2001-September 23rd 2001
May it rest in Peace

[Sitcomwriter]

#2:"Play my Fife"

(The Apartment)

Melody:You know I've been here for a whole week now

Gwen:And you haven't even met The Fife yet

Melody:Who the hell is The Fife

Mr.Fife:I"m Mr.Fife

Melody:Oh The Fife

Mr.Fife:Right but I likw Mr.Fife more than The Fife

Barry:Fine Fife

Mr.Fife:Mr.Fife and you know what now I won't let you play my fife

Gwen:I don't even want to touch your fife

Mr.Fife:I was talking to the normal people

(The Office)

Lily:I want Money Valentine

Melody:Why?

Lily:Your my best friend

Melody:Ummm Lily you hate me

Lily:I need to bail my brother out of jail

Melody:Ask Diane

Lily:No way

Melody:Well I give advice for a living so......

Lily:Yeah I'll take your advice (Leaves)

Melody:Ummmm this letter is from Mr.Fife

(The apartment)

Gwen:That can't be from The Fife

Barry:Yeah Gwen is right The Fife isn't gay

Melody:But he is small

Gwen:Thats true

Mr.Fife:Whats true

Melody:You sent this letter saying Brad Pitt was your sexual dream pet

Mr.Fife:No I didn't no I I I I'll take that letter(Takes the letter)

(The Office)

Melody:So did you take my advice?

Lily:Yeah

Melody:So?

Lily:I got fired

Melody:What?

Lily:Thats right I got fired from my job as Sports writer but I couldn't write sports anyway so I'm your new co-writer

Melody:Wow thats great

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "A date in the life"

[Sitcomwriter]

#3:"A date in the life"

Special Guest Stars:Charlie Sheen as Host

(A Studio)

Host:Welcome to A date in the life and today I welcome Melody Valentine and her date Edwin.Edwin how was the date?

Edwin:It was great

Melody:No it wasn't.It was the worst date ever

(The apartment)

Gwen:How was your date with Edwin?

Melody:It was the worst date ever

Gwen:That good huh?

Melody:This guy is an idiot.He smokes......

Gwen:Edwin doesn't smoke

Melody:Oh then that was me

Gwen:But you don't smoke

Melody:After that date I might take it up

(A Studio)

Host:So you didn't like the date Melody?

Melody:Because of this date I took up smoking

(The office)

Mary:Mel have you been smoking?

Melody:I had a bad date last night

Lily:Oh so your on smokies now?

Mary:Lily your a drunk

Lily:I..........I.......I hate you (Leaves)

Mary:Mel you can't become a smoker

Melody:It was only one night.It meant nothing to me.It was just pure passion

Doug:Alright Lesbians

(A Studio)

Host:So thats the show and this has been a date in the life of Melody Valentine

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode will be called "Family Ties that bind"

[Sitcomwriter]

#4:"Family Ties that bind"

Special Guest Stars:Tina Yothers as Toni Winston,Courtney Cox-Arqutte as Courtney Ordonez,Justine Bateman as Tiff Collins and Brian Bonsall as Brian Alexander

(The apartment)

Melody:So I guess we all have dates for tonight

Barry:I do with the fine Courtney Ordonez

Gwen:You think shes fine? I have a date with Toni Winston

Melody:Well since I'm the only one who likes guys I have a date with Brian Alexander

Barry:Even though I have no idea ho the hell he is I say hey thats cool

(Theres a knock at the door)

Melody:Its Brian

Gwen:No its Toni

Barry:No way its Courtney

Melody:Who the hell are you?

Tiff:I'm Tiff Collins and I'm here to sell you encyclopedias

Melody:Well we don't want Encyclopedias here

Tiff:Oh yes you do

Melody:No we don't

Tiff:Yes yes you do

Melody:I'm gonna slam the door now (Slams door)

(Diane's office)

Lily:So Diane why did you call me in here?

Diane:Well since you irte advice now you should know how to give advice

Lily:I know how to give advice

Diane:15 people commited suicide because of Advice from Lily and Melody

Lily:Well I'm sorry if I gave bad advice.I'm new at this

Diane:I'll give you 1 more chance but if mess up then your fired

Lily:Alright you've got sence,style and.....

Diane:Get the hell out of my office

Lily:That too

(The apartment)

(Theres a knock at the door)

Melody:Now thats Brian

Tiff:Hi again

Melody:I said we didn't want encyclopedias

Tiff:Now I'm selling Dictionarys

Gwen:Tiff we don't want Encyclopedia or Dictionarys or anything

Tiff:How about Protractors?

Barry:Tiff each of us have a date

Tiff:But I don't

Barry:Then we'll find you a date

Melody:How will we be able to find Tiff a date?

(10 minutes later)

Barry:Bye Mr.Fife We hope you and Tiff enjoy your date

Mr.Fife:Hey guys thanks for the day you guys are great

Tiff:Bye guys by before you leave do you want to buy condoms?

Barry:No we.........Wait yes we do

Gwen:I don't need them

Melody:But we do

Barry:Thats right

(The bus station)

Barry:Hello Courtney

Courtney:Your late

Brian:Yeah so are you Mel

Toni:And Gwen your also late

Melody:We're sorry

Courtney:Sorry doesn't cut it

(Toni,Brian and Courtney leave)

Melody:Well I bet we've been together for a million years

Barry:And I bet we'll be together for a million more

Gwen:What would we do baby without us?

Melody:Sha la la la

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

That was my favorite episode to write

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is the 2 part "Murder in Hollywood"

[Sitcomwriter]

#5:"Murder in Hollywood Part 1"

(The apartment)

Melody:Oh my god

Gwen:What?

Melody:Someone killed H.P Munnoy

Barry:The billionare?

Melody:The dead billionare

(The Office)

Diane:I called you all here because H.P Munnoy has been murdered and since we are a newspaper and Mr.Munnoy was our biggest sponsor we will be trying to find out who killed the billionare

Lukeiane I quit

Mary:Of course you do.........BILLIONARE KILLER!!!

Melody:Hey lets not guess that he killed Mr.Munnoy because he might not have

Doug:I'm with Melody

Lily:Well I'm with Mary on this one

Diane:Lily because you and Melody write advice I've layed you off for our all-murder issue of the friend

Melody:Thats not fair

Diane:Unless you guys want to do investigating......

Melody:We'll take it

Lily:Yeah

(Joe's)

Joe:So you think killed Mr.Munnoy?

Lily:Yeah

Joe:Well I didn't

(Elvis' apartment)

Elvis:Hey pretty lady

Melodyid you murder Mr.Munnoy?

Rose:Yes he did

Melody:What?

Rose:Rupert murdered H.P Munnoy

(The Office)

Melody:I've got the killer.Hello Mr.Munnoy

H.P:Hello

Melody:Wait your dead

Diane:No he isn't.It was all a hoax

Melody:Oh

(The apartment)

Melody:I could have sworn that wasn't H.P Munnoy

Gwen:Go online

Melody:Good idea

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

#6:"Murder in Hollywood Part 2"

(The Office)

Melody:I know who murdered Mr.Munnoy

Lily:Mel H.P Munnoy is alive

Melody:No he isn't hes an imposter

Lily:How in the hell do you know that?

Melody:The imposter has a tatoo of Superman's mentally ******** soster Supermoron on his leg

Lily:Thats a bug named Doug

Dougid somebody say my name?

Lily:Someone get me the Raid

Mary:I'll be happy to

Lily:I was being sarcastic

Mary:I knew that

Diane:Attention all H.P Munnoy is dead

Lily:But he was here

Diane:No he wasn't that was an imposter

Lily:I can't believe it Melody you were right

Diane:Speaking of being right Melody you and Lily have to get started on the next paper

Melody:We will

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "Theres a Blizzard Snow out there"

[Sitcomwriter]

#7:"Theres a Blizzard Snow out there"

Special Guest Star:Jenny McCarthy as Blizzard Snow

(Joe's)

Blizzard:I'm looking for a Chrissy Snow

Joe:Sorry lady theres no Chrissy Snow here

Melody:Hey did you say Chrissy Snow?

Blizzard:Yeah shes my sister

Melody:Oh your Lisa

Blizard:No

Melody:Oh then your Cassie

Blizzard:No

Melody:So then your Marie

Blizzard:No I'm Blizzard

Melody:Thats strange all the years shes lived with me she never mentioned a Blizzard Snow

Blizzard:Well Chrissy never really liked me

Melody:Oh and by the way my name is Melody

Blizzard:Oh Melody Chrissy told me all about you

Melody:But I thought she didn't like you

Blizzard:She does but I talk to her all the time

Melody:Well Come to my apartment

(The apartment)

Gwen:So Blizzard what do you do?

Blizzard:His name is Dave

Gwen:What do you do for a living?

Blizzard:I'm a doctor

Barry:Oh What type of Doctor?

Blizzard:An egyptian one

Gwen:An egyptain doctor?

Blizzard:I'm drunk

All but Blizzard:Oh I see

Melody:Blizzard you'll be in my room

Blizzard:I'm gonna hit the hay

All but Blizzard:Goodnight

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "The Blizzard that got a job"