Ways To Know If You Are A Scary Obsessor (Girls Only)! - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Janice Johnson · 06-03-2009, 06:40 PM

Ways to know if you are too obsessed with your crush.

1. You think about him so much, you can't eat, sleep, or study as much as you used to.

2. To find out where he lives, you chase his car 6 blocks.

3.You have told everyone you know to call you by your first name and your obsession, er crush's last name.

4.(For all you hackers out there), you hack into the school's computer and find out when and where all his classes are, and you change your schedule completely to match his.

5.You, to know what his number is, call everyone with his last name in the phone book. (His last name is Perez)!

6.You walk around like a zombie repeating his name over and over and saying stuff like "he is so cute and so sweet and he's going to be mine".

7.When you ask him out, and he says no, you scream at him, "We were meant to be together!"

8. You go out of your way and drive past his house 8 TIMES, just to see his house.

9.You have stolen some of his possessions to have a little piece of him with him.

10.You have a shrine built in his worship, and you worship that shrine every night.

11. You have called him at night, and disguising your voice, subtly tell him how much (Your first name) likes him.

12. You do magic spells so that you and he will be together.

13. You see him kissing another girl, and after he leaves, you tell her beotch, that's my man, and threaten to beat her up if she touches him again, or you actually beat her up without threatening her.

14. You leave him notes, which say "I love you and soon you will learn to love me too."

15. You tell everyone he's your boyfriend and you haven't even talked about that.

16. You constantly call him just to hear his voice.

17. You tell him that you can't wait for the day when you and he are husband and wife.

18. You spend most of your time daydreaming about him instead of having a life.

19. Your folder papers are full with (Your name plus his name equal together forever)

20. His parents are shocked by how often you come over for dinner and they notice that you spend an awful lot of time with their son.

Doodyville10019 · 06-03-2009, 08:34 PM

21. You leave little "I love you" notes all over his MySpace (or Facebook) page.

Janice Johnson · 06-04-2009, 10:37 AM

22. You show him a computer picture of what your future child will look like.

Doodyville10019 · 06-04-2009, 01:30 PM

23. You e-mail him links to magazines such as Modern Home and Better Homes and Gardens to give ideas of how the two of you might want to live at home.

Janice Johnson · 06-04-2009, 08:32 PM

The funny thing is, 99.99 of these "ways" are grounds to get a restraining order aginst the "obsessor."

Hollow · 06-04-2009, 08:41 PM

when you try to break his friendships with other girls in order to remove threats to your chances of being with him. i've had too many girls try to do that to me and my dear, especially while we were dating. people are so selfish.

Janice Johnson · 06-04-2009, 08:43 PM

24. You ask to borrow his phone, and you change all the numbers in his "Contacts" to your own number,so no matter what Contact he calls, he calls you.

06-03-2009, 06:40 PM	#1
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	Ways To Know If You Are A Scary Obsessor (Girls Only)! Ways to know if you are too obsessed with your crush. 1. You think about him so much, you can't eat, sleep, or study as much as you used to. 2. To find out where he lives, you chase his car 6 blocks. 3.You have told everyone you know to call you by your first name and your obsession, er crush's last name. 4.(For all you hackers out there), you hack into the school's computer and find out when and where all his classes are, and you change your schedule completely to match his. 5.You, to know what his number is, call everyone with his last name in the phone book. (His last name is Perez)! 6.You walk around like a zombie repeating his name over and over and saying stuff like "he is so cute and so sweet and he's going to be mine". 7.When you ask him out, and he says no, you scream at him, "We were meant to be together!" 8. You go out of your way and drive past his house 8 TIMES, just to see his house. 9.You have stolen some of his possessions to have a little piece of him with him. 10.You have a shrine built in his worship, and you worship that shrine every night. 11. You have called him at night, and disguising your voice, subtly tell him how much (Your first name) likes him. 12. You do magic spells so that you and he will be together. 13. You see him kissing another girl, and after he leaves, you tell her beotch, that's my man, and threaten to beat her up if she touches him again, or you actually beat her up without threatening her. 14. You leave him notes, which say "I love you and soon you will learn to love me too." 15. You tell everyone he's your boyfriend and you haven't even talked about that. 16. You constantly call him just to hear his voice. 17. You tell him that you can't wait for the day when you and he are husband and wife. 18. You spend most of your time daydreaming about him instead of having a life. 19. Your folder papers are full with (Your name plus his name equal together forever) 20. His parents are shocked by how often you come over for dinner and they notice that you spend an awful lot of time with their son.

06-03-2009, 08:34 PM	#2
Doodyville10019 Meet my new friend Sparkie! Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 08, 2008 Location: Competition Square, located in Doodyville Park Posts: 877	21. You leave little "I love you" notes all over his MySpace (or Facebook) page.
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06-04-2009, 10:37 AM	#3
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	22. You show him a computer picture of what your future child will look like.

06-04-2009, 01:30 PM	#4
Doodyville10019 Meet my new friend Sparkie! Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 08, 2008 Location: Competition Square, located in Doodyville Park Posts: 877	23. You e-mail him links to magazines such as Modern Home and Better Homes and Gardens to give ideas of how the two of you might want to live at home.

06-04-2009, 08:32 PM	#5
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	The funny thing is, 99.99 of these "ways" are grounds to get a restraining order aginst the "obsessor."

06-04-2009, 08:41 PM	#6
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	when you try to break his friendships with other girls in order to remove threats to your chances of being with him. i've had too many girls try to do that to me and my dear, especially while we were dating. people are so selfish.

06-04-2009, 08:43 PM	#7
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	24. You ask to borrow his phone, and you change all the numbers in his "Contacts" to your own number,so no matter what Contact he calls, he calls you.