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Frank Gannucci · 06-02-2009, 04:38 PM

Curse of The Kramdens":

"Ghost": "I'm the Ghost of Shammus O' Toole. If your name is Kramden Beware! Ha ha ha!"

Ed: "This is Ed Norton. Capital N-capital O-r-t-o-n."

"Without Reservations":

Ralph: "My brothers don't eat like that."

Alice: "Your brothers don't eat like that? Then how come you are the one in the family that they call 'Skinny.'"

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Ralph: "You want proof that I'm crazy? My leg won't go up."

Alice: "Your leg won't go up?"

Ralph: "That's right. I hit it with a hammer, but it didn't go up."

"Brother Ralph":

Ralph: "You don't know how to handle money."

Alice: "Of course not. I never had any practice."

"Guest Speaker":

(Ed comes in and sees Ralph in his Raccoon uniform.)

Ed: "What happened Ralph, did you get drafted?"

Ralph: "No, I didn't get drafted. I'm a Raccoon."

Ed: "Well, I am a butterfly and I'm flying out of here."

"Hot Tip":

(Ed comes in with a loud jacket.)

Ralph: "Where did you get that jacket?"

Ed: "That is what they are wearing at the track."

Ralph: "Yeah, the horses. Not the people."

"Double Anniversary":

(Ralph tells Ed of his surprise plans to Alice which entail him inviting her out to a movie only to lead her into the Kit Kat Klub where they are going to have the surprise party.)

Ralph: "I hope she doesn't faint."

Ed: "I hope she doesn't faint when she learns that you want to take her to a movie."

"The Loudspeaker":

(Ralph slips on the rock candy that Ed put down.)

Ralph (yells): "ROCK CANDY?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE, ROCKS IN YOUR HEAD?
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME OR SOMETHING NORTON?"

Ed (yells): "WHAT ARE YOU YELLING AT ME FOR? YOU GOT RID OF THE HIC-
OFFS, DIDN'T YOU?"

"Pal O' Mine":

Ralph: "Butter on my finger?" (yells): "AT 89 CENTS A POUND." (normally): "Would you stop throwing my money around? Is there any lard around here?"

Alice: "Yeah about 300 lbs. of it."

06-02-2009, 04:38 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,041	Tuesday's Quotes: Curse of The Kramdens": "Ghost": "I'm the Ghost of Shammus O' Toole. If your name is Kramden Beware! Ha ha ha!" Ed: "This is Ed Norton. Capital N-capital O-r-t-o-n." "Without Reservations": Ralph: "My brothers don't eat like that." Alice: "Your brothers don't eat like that? Then how come you are the one in the family that they call 'Skinny.'" "Out of Sight, Out of Mind": Ralph: "You want proof that I'm crazy? My leg won't go up." Alice: "Your leg won't go up?" Ralph: "That's right. I hit it with a hammer, but it didn't go up." "Brother Ralph": Ralph: "You don't know how to handle money." Alice: "Of course not. I never had any practice." "Guest Speaker": (Ed comes in and sees Ralph in his Raccoon uniform.) Ed: "What happened Ralph, did you get drafted?" Ralph: "No, I didn't get drafted. I'm a Raccoon." Ed: "Well, I am a butterfly and I'm flying out of here." "Hot Tip": (Ed comes in with a loud jacket.) Ralph: "Where did you get that jacket?" Ed: "That is what they are wearing at the track." Ralph: "Yeah, the horses. Not the people." "Double Anniversary": (Ralph tells Ed of his surprise plans to Alice which entail him inviting her out to a movie only to lead her into the Kit Kat Klub where they are going to have the surprise party.) Ralph: "I hope she doesn't faint." Ed: "I hope she doesn't faint when she learns that you want to take her to a movie." "The Loudspeaker": (Ralph slips on the rock candy that Ed put down.) Ralph (yells): "ROCK CANDY?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE, ROCKS IN YOUR HEAD? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME OR SOMETHING NORTON?" Ed (yells): "WHAT ARE YOU YELLING AT ME FOR? YOU GOT RID OF THE HIC- OFFS, DIDN'T YOU?" "Pal O' Mine": Ralph: "Butter on my finger?" (yells): "AT 89 CENTS A POUND." (normally): "Would you stop throwing my money around? Is there any lard around here?" Alice: "Yeah about 300 lbs. of it."