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Join Date: Jul 03, 2004
Location: N.Y.C.
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Nice Teaching
> > First-year students at Veterinary school were attending their first > anatomy class, with a real dead pig. > > They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with > a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In > Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as > a Doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving > the animal's body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, > touched his finger in the mouth of the dead pig, withdrew it and put > his finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his > students. > > The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But > eventually took turns putting their finger in the mouth of the dead > pig and tasted in their mouth. > > When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The > Second most important quality is observation. I touched with my middle > finger and tasted on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. > > > Moral of the story: > > Life is Tough but it's a lot tougher when you are stupid Harvey |
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Good one!
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