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Sean Snow · 06-12-2001, 04:35 PM

"Rent Extremities"
A 7th Season Episode

Scene- Apartment

Jack (on phone): Mr. Angelino, please understand that I'll be late with the rent.

Jack pulls phone away from ear as loud yelling is heard.

Jack: Yes, Mr. Angelino, see ya later.

Terri and Janet enter the room.

Janet: What's wrong Jack, did you have problems on a phone.
Jack: Yes
Terri: Did a girl say no?

Terri and Janet erupt with laughter.

Jack: No, no, this is serious! I don't have enough money to pay the rent for my restaurant and the rent for the apartment.
Janet: I'm so sorry to hear that!
Terri: Yeah! How about this Jack? I'll go see if I can get any money!
Jack: Thanks!
Jack then goes to the Regal Beagle

Jack: Hey, Larry! I need the $20.00 I loaned you.
Larry: Sorry, Jacko, but I spent it all on Elaine. And it was worth it!
Jack: Oh, Larry! (Pretends to wring Larry's neck)
Larry: I'm sorry, Jacko, but I'll try to get it back.

Scene- Apartment

Terri (on phone): Yes, I know. I heard. But I still can't believe that Alexandria is leaving her body to Brain Power Laboratories, even if it pays you $30, 000 right away. Let me put myself in her position.
(Jack walks in)
Terri (Con't): I sell my body to this company for $30,000. I would then give some of the money to Jack and Janet.
(Jack walks out, stunned)
Terri (con't): <laugh> But I would never do that. But I do have to file her medical records with them. Bye.

Later that day.......

Janet and Terri walk out of their bedroom.

Janet: Bye Terri and Jack.
(Janet exits)
Doorbell rings.
Terri: That's for me!
Terri then opens the door.
Alexandria: Here are the records, and here is $2.50 for doing this.
Jack runs up to them and says:

Jack: $2.50? A measly $2.50?
Alex: Well, then, here's an extra quarter.
Jack: <lets out a disgusted sigh>

Jack then gets down on his knees and begs.

Jack: Please Terri don't do it!
Terri: Jack, what do you have against sending files?
Jack: Files? Well, nothing.
Terri: Tell me what you were thinking.

They all huddle around Jack, and Jack tells them. They throw Jack out of the apartment after hearing.

Larry then comes in.

Larry: How much money do you need to pay the rent Ja,,,,,,,,,,,,What happened!
Jack: Larry, I just need the $20.00 to pay the remainder of both rents.
Larry: Well, here they are! I'll ask Terri then what happened

Janet comes in.

Janet: What happened.
Terri: Here I'll tell you and Larry. (whispering is heard)
Janet: Jack Tripper. Really!
Janet kicks him
Larry starts laughing
Jack leaves out a groan. Signally the end of the show

The End

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

Sean Snow · 06-12-2001, 04:40 PM

What does everyone think?

nurseterri · 06-12-2001, 05:49 PM

I like it!=)

Krisalicious · 06-12-2001, 07:22 PM

It's cool!!! with a c.....kool with a k is EVIL.

Sean Snow · 06-18-2001, 12:33 PM

Thanks nurseterri and Sitcomsgrl89!

As you may know this was the first fan fiction posted, and I can't belive Fan Fiction would get it's own board. TC Fan Fiction has gone a LONG way!

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

Sitcomwriter · 10-20-2001, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sean Snow:
Thanks nurseterri and Sitcomsgrl89!

As you may know this was the first fan fiction posted, and I can't belive Fan Fiction would get it's own board. TC Fan Fiction has gone a LONG way!

Your correct Sean.Many months later TCSO has become the hangout place for Sitcomwriter,Callmetootie,Sean Snow and America's other favorite writers and it ain't going nowhere.

Montana Ponine · 10-20-2001, 10:35 PM

That was awesome!

LucyCompanyPhan · 10-21-2001, 02:14 PM

thats probley the best thing i read on this board in the LONGEST TIME!

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I <3 LUCY!
Lucy" I saw a sign that said take one so i took one.After that i took anything even if it didnt say take on. I took a bright new bicycle, a shiny new penny. I even took a little boy... yeah but my mommy made me take him back."

06-12-2001, 04:35 PM	#1
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	Fan Fiction- "Rent Extremities" "Rent Extremities" A 7th Season Episode Scene- Apartment Jack (on phone): Mr. Angelino, please understand that I'll be late with the rent. Jack pulls phone away from ear as loud yelling is heard. Jack: Yes, Mr. Angelino, see ya later. Terri and Janet enter the room. Janet: What's wrong Jack, did you have problems on a phone. Jack: Yes Terri: Did a girl say no? Terri and Janet erupt with laughter. Jack: No, no, this is serious! I don't have enough money to pay the rent for my restaurant and the rent for the apartment. Janet: I'm so sorry to hear that! Terri: Yeah! How about this Jack? I'll go see if I can get any money! Jack: Thanks! Jack then goes to the Regal Beagle Jack: Hey, Larry! I need the $20.00 I loaned you. Larry: Sorry, Jacko, but I spent it all on Elaine. And it was worth it! Jack: Oh, Larry! (Pretends to wring Larry's neck) Larry: I'm sorry, Jacko, but I'll try to get it back. Scene- Apartment Terri (on phone): Yes, I know. I heard. But I still can't believe that Alexandria is leaving her body to Brain Power Laboratories, even if it pays you $30, 000 right away. Let me put myself in her position. (Jack walks in) Terri (Con't): I sell my body to this company for $30,000. I would then give some of the money to Jack and Janet. (Jack walks out, stunned) Terri (con't): <laugh> But I would never do that. But I do have to file her medical records with them. Bye. Later that day....... Janet and Terri walk out of their bedroom. Janet: Bye Terri and Jack. (Janet exits) Doorbell rings. Terri: That's for me! Terri then opens the door. Alexandria: Here are the records, and here is $2.50 for doing this. Jack runs up to them and says: Jack: $2.50? A measly $2.50? Alex: Well, then, here's an extra quarter. Jack: <lets out a disgusted sigh> Jack then gets down on his knees and begs. Jack: Please Terri don't do it! Terri: Jack, what do you have against sending files? Jack: Files? Well, nothing. Terri: Tell me what you were thinking. They all huddle around Jack, and Jack tells them. They throw Jack out of the apartment after hearing. Larry then comes in. Larry: How much money do you need to pay the rent Ja,,,,,,,,,,,,What happened! Jack: Larry, I just need the $20.00 to pay the remainder of both rents. Larry: Well, here they are! I'll ask Terri then what happened Janet comes in. Janet: What happened. Terri: Here I'll tell you and Larry. (whispering is heard) Janet: Jack Tripper. Really! Janet kicks him Larry starts laughing Jack leaves out a groan. Signally the end of the show The End ------------------ Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater! Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

06-12-2001, 07:22 PM	#4
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	It's cool!!! with a c.....kool with a k is EVIL.
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06-12-2001, 04:40 PM	#2
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	What does everyone think?

06-12-2001, 05:49 PM	#3
nurseterri Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 12, 2001 Posts: 50	I like it!=)

06-18-2001, 12:33 PM	#5
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	Thanks nurseterri and Sitcomsgrl89! As you may know this was the first fan fiction posted, and I can't belive Fan Fiction would get it's own board. TC Fan Fiction has gone a LONG way! ------------------ Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater! Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

10-20-2001, 10:35 PM	#7
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	That was awesome!

10-21-2001, 02:14 PM	#8
LucyCompanyPhan Hollywood Senior Member Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Location: a far away place in sitcomville Posts: 2,254	thats probley the best thing i read on this board in the LONGEST TIME! ------------------ I <3 LUCY! Lucy" I saw a sign that said take one so i took one.After that i took anything even if it didnt say take on. I took a bright new bicycle, a shiny new penny. I even took a little boy... yeah but my mommy made me take him back."