Wednesday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"The Bensonhurst Bomber":

Ralph: "Why did he say to me: 'Hey Fatso, get out of the way.'?"

Ed: "I don't know. Maybe the phrase just fits."

"The Bensonhurst Bomber":

(Ed & Ralph are sparring with each other.)

Ed: "Cover your up your face! Cover up your face!"

(Ralph does that. Ed hits him in the stomach.)

Ralph (yells in pain): "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA! WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! WHY DID YOU PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO COVER UP MY FACE?"

Ed: "That should tell you not to trust anybody in the ring."

"Two Tickets To The Fight":

Ralph: "Throw a punch at me and I'll duck."

(Ed "punches" him. Ralph falls to the ground.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph, that is some ducking. I can never hit you a second time."

"Mama Loves Mambo":

Alice: "You seem to have forgotten that I am a woman."

Ralph: "I forgot that you are a woman? How could I? You are always yappin'."

"Peacemaker":

Ed (to Trixie): "I could have married Kora Brendsetter and her father is a PRETTY important man down town. He told me that if I married her, he would have me transferred from the Sewer Department. I never threw this in your face before, but if I married Kora Brendsetter, today I would be driving my own garbage truck."

Ralph: "Driving your own garbage truck? He must have been a PRETTY important man down town."

"We Spy":

(Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.)

Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?"

Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'"

"Love Letter":

Ralph: "What did Trixie have behind her back?"

Alice: "It was nothing."

Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You hold it in front where everybody can see it."

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Doctor: "This is an aptitude test. You are going to like this. This is fun."

Ed: "Can three people play."

"Brother-In-Law":

(The boys are in the broken-down hotel.)

Ralph: "When the girls see this place, they may not see the business
possibilities of it. You know they can't see their nose in front of their face."

Ed: "That is the only hope we got."

"Without Reservations":

(Everyone is in the broken-down hotel.)

Ralph: "After all, we don't have to finish this hotel until they get the highway built."

Trixie: "I think it would be easier if they built the hotel and we built the highway."