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Frank Gannucci · 05-03-2009, 03:28 PM

"Letter To The Boss":

Ralph: "Today, I'm fired. Tomorrow, I'm forgotten. They probably won't evcn know what I look like."

Ed: "That's okay. Tomorrow, you go down there and apply for another job."

"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":

Ralph: "I got a toothache. Why do you think I have this thing (a towel wrapped around his head) for?"

Ed: "I thought that you were going to be a bunny rabbit on that TV show tomorrow."

"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":

Alice: "50% of that toothache is here (mouth). The other 50% is here (head)."

Ralph: "For your information, 100% of it is here (mouth). There is nothing up there (head)."

"Dial J For Janitor":

Ralph: "I didn't tkae out your garbage because it was half-full. When it's full-full, then I will tkae it down. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here - save a trip there. It all mounts up."

Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building."

"A Matter of Life & Death":

Ralph: "That does it Norton. In six months, I will be dead."

Ed: "Doctors can be wrong too you know. Take a friend of mine for instance. The doctor gave him six months to live. Boy did he make a monkey out of that doctor."

Ralph: "What happened?"

Ed: "He lived for almost eight months."

"A Man's Pride":

(Ralph is trying to impress Bill Davis by thinking that he has a very good and important job.)

Bill Davis: "What business are you in?"

Ralph: "Transportation business."

Bill Davis: "What do you do?"

Ralph: "Oh, I run things."

Bill Davis: "You run things?"

Ed: "Yeah, every day he is in the driver's seat."

"Confusion, Italian Style":

(The Kramdens & Norton arrive in a VERY small car.)

Man: "These italian cars aren't exactly very big."

Ralph: "You're telling me. When I first saw this, I thought that it was a cigarette lighter."

"Flushing Ho":

Ralph: "I watched you tonight. Four pork chops. Four pork chops."

Ed: "What are you complaining about? You had six."

Ralph: "What, are you counting?"

"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":

Alice's Mom: "Hello Ralph."

Ralph: "How did you know that it was me?"

Alice's Mom: "I can feel the floor sag."

05-03-2009, 03:28 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,042	Sunday's Quotes: "Letter To The Boss": Ralph: "Today, I'm fired. Tomorrow, I'm forgotten. They probably won't evcn know what I look like." Ed: "That's okay. Tomorrow, you go down there and apply for another job." "Ralph's Sweet Tooth": Ralph: "I got a toothache. Why do you think I have this thing (a towel wrapped around his head) for?" Ed: "I thought that you were going to be a bunny rabbit on that TV show tomorrow." "Ralph's Sweet Tooth": Alice: "50% of that toothache is here (mouth). The other 50% is here (head)." Ralph: "For your information, 100% of it is here (mouth). There is nothing up there (head)." "Dial J For Janitor": Ralph: "I didn't tkae out your garbage because it was half-full. When it's full-full, then I will tkae it down. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here - save a trip there. It all mounts up." Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building." "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph: "That does it Norton. In six months, I will be dead." Ed: "Doctors can be wrong too you know. Take a friend of mine for instance. The doctor gave him six months to live. Boy did he make a monkey out of that doctor." Ralph: "What happened?" Ed: "He lived for almost eight months." "A Man's Pride": (Ralph is trying to impress Bill Davis by thinking that he has a very good and important job.) Bill Davis: "What business are you in?" Ralph: "Transportation business." Bill Davis: "What do you do?" Ralph: "Oh, I run things." Bill Davis: "You run things?" Ed: "Yeah, every day he is in the driver's seat." "Confusion, Italian Style": (The Kramdens & Norton arrive in a VERY small car.) Man: "These italian cars aren't exactly very big." Ralph: "You're telling me. When I first saw this, I thought that it was a cigarette lighter." "Flushing Ho": Ralph: "I watched you tonight. Four pork chops. Four pork chops." Ed: "What are you complaining about? You had six." Ralph: "What, are you counting?" "Rafitti, Brooklyn Style": Alice's Mom: "Hello Ralph." Ralph: "How did you know that it was me?" Alice's Mom: "I can feel the floor sag."