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Chocoholic · 04-28-2009, 07:25 PM

Just got this E-mail from a friend of mine. Apparently, she was a crime victim last week

and is still totallly shaken up about it. Here's her story. Don't let this happen to you!!!

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Last week, I was out at the mall by myself doing a little shopping. It was late and I was tired and hungry, so I went to the food court and bought myself a burger, fries, and a Pepsi. I decided because it was such a nice night, I'd sit on a bench outside and eat. While I was eating, two handsome, muscular young men approached me. They were gorgeous! They had taken off their shirts and were flexing their ample muscles when once of them noticed me, smiled, and said I was the hottest woman he had ever laid eyes on. I was totally taken aback! We flirted for several moments before he and his friend suddenly had to leave. It took me a few minutes to realize those two men had stolen my purse!

This happened Saturday night, Sunday night, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday morning, and possibly tomorrow night! Now, does anyone know a cheap place to buy purses?

MonarC · 04-28-2009, 09:38 PM

That would never happen to me.

Doodyville10019 · 04-28-2009, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MonarC

That would never happen to me.

Ditto, Monar. Those guys would take one look at me and shake their heads, then move on!

Hollow · 04-29-2009, 12:35 AM

i think it's important to keep yourself from getting distracted by strangers under any circumstances. i never trust those who try to start conversations with me. the biggest red flags are when they do something to raise your emotions, like in this case. you'll be too into the moment to suspect anything.

PZelda · 04-29-2009, 07:03 AM

This is exactly the reason why I use a purse with a long strap and zippers on it, so I can put it on my other shoulder and it rests on my hips.

littlebelle · 04-29-2009, 01:51 PM

If anyone tries to steal the new coach purse I just bought they're up for a fight!

Big C · 04-29-2009, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by littlebelle

If anyone tries to steal the new coach purse I just bought they're up for a fight!

You ever fought anyone before?

Chocoholic · 04-30-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by safety pin

i think it's important to keep yourself from getting distracted by strangers under any circumstances. i never trust those who try to start conversations with me. the biggest red flags are when they do something to raise your emotions, like in this case. you'll be too into the moment to suspect anything.

This was just a joke E-mail I got, but I do agree that a person can't be too careful.

ekkostar · 05-02-2009, 02:53 PM

Sounds like a glurge to me.
I don't understand why pocket books are such a big deal these days, they are cumbersome and hard to carry at times. You also put it in the kinderseat of the cart where all the major germs are.
I usually wear pants with pockets to carry around cash and I usually leave my cell phone and wallet full of AAA, SS and ID cards in the car for emergencies.

04-28-2009, 07:25 PM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	WARNING TO ALL MY FELLOW FEMALE SO'ERS OUT THERE!!! Just got this E-mail from a friend of mine. Apparently, she was a crime victim last week and is still totallly shaken up about it. Here's her story. Don't let this happen to you!!! ________________________________________________ Last week, I was out at the mall by myself doing a little shopping. It was late and I was tired and hungry, so I went to the food court and bought myself a burger, fries, and a Pepsi. I decided because it was such a nice night, I'd sit on a bench outside and eat. While I was eating, two handsome, muscular young men approached me. They were gorgeous! They had taken off their shirts and were flexing their ample muscles when once of them noticed me, smiled, and said I was the hottest woman he had ever laid eyes on. I was totally taken aback! We flirted for several moments before he and his friend suddenly had to leave. It took me a few minutes to realize those two men had stolen my purse! This happened Saturday night, Sunday night, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday morning, and possibly tomorrow night! Now, does anyone know a cheap place to buy purses?

04-29-2009, 07:03 AM	#5
PZelda Two Valeries! <3 Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Location: I'm STILL missing NYC. :( Posts: 78,223	This is exactly the reason why I use a purse with a long strap and zippers on it, so I can put it on my other shoulder and it rests on my hips.
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05-02-2009, 02:53 PM	#9
ekkostar Coffee, Tea & Larroquette! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 16, 2005 Posts: 1,077	Sounds like a glurge to me. I don't understand why pocket books are such a big deal these days, they are cumbersome and hard to carry at times. You also put it in the kinderseat of the cart where all the major germs are. I usually wear pants with pockets to carry around cash and I usually leave my cell phone and wallet full of AAA, SS and ID cards in the car for emergencies.
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04-28-2009, 09:38 PM	#2
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	That would never happen to me.

04-29-2009, 12:35 AM	#4
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	i think it's important to keep yourself from getting distracted by strangers under any circumstances. i never trust those who try to start conversations with me. the biggest red flags are when they do something to raise your emotions, like in this case. you'll be too into the moment to suspect anything.

04-29-2009, 01:51 PM	#6
littlebelle Spell Caster Senior Member Join Date: Dec 29, 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,659	If anyone tries to steal the new coach purse I just bought they're up for a fight!