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lilhave · 04-27-2009, 05:59 AM

1. The reason a dog has so many friends is that his tail wags instead of his tongue. --Anonymous
2. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. --Ann Landers
3. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. --Ben Williams
4. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. --Josh Billings
5. We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. --M. Acklam
6. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. --Unknown
7. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. --Robert A. Heinlein
8. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" --Dave Barry
9. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. --Roger Caras
10. We all should strive to be the great person that our dogs think we are. --Unknown

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Purffin · 04-27-2009, 02:53 PM

awww how sweet

Chocoholic · 04-27-2009, 03:09 PM

Those are sweet. Three other quotes I'd add to that list: (Can't think of the exact quotes or who said them.)

1. "If Heaven went by merit, your dog would get in and you would stay out."

2. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

3. "I find that the more people I meet, the more I love my dog."

phoebe7165 · 04-27-2009, 04:55 PM

Awesome!! And so true!

I'd like to add, too.

"Dog laugh with their tails"

"Heaven - all the dogs that ever loved you will be waiting at the gate"

"To you he's a dog. To me he's an adopted child who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things."

AB · 04-27-2009, 06:52 PM

Nice, thanks for sharing it.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 04-27-2009, 09:29 PM

Aw, so true. I love dogs. <3

04-27-2009, 05:59 AM	#1
lilhave Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 03, 2004 Location: N.Y.C. Posts: 2,294	Dogs 1. The reason a dog has so many friends is that his tail wags instead of his tongue. --Anonymous 2. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. --Ann Landers 3. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. --Ben Williams 4. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. --Josh Billings 5. We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. --M. Acklam 6. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. --Unknown 7. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. --Robert A. Heinlein 8. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" --Dave Barry 9. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. --Roger Caras 10. We all should strive to be the great person that our dogs think we are. --Unknown Harvey
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04-27-2009, 02:53 PM	#2
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04-27-2009, 04:55 PM	#4
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	Awesome!! And so true! I'd like to add, too. "Dog laugh with their tails" "Heaven - all the dogs that ever loved you will be waiting at the gate" "To you he's a dog. To me he's an adopted child who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things."
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04-27-2009, 09:29 PM	#6
Pleasant Tomorrow Member Forum Addict Join Date: Feb 19, 2003 Location: New York Posts: 69,525	Aw, so true. I love dogs. <3
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04-27-2009, 03:09 PM	#3
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Those are sweet. Three other quotes I'd add to that list: (Can't think of the exact quotes or who said them.) 1. "If Heaven went by merit, your dog would get in and you would stay out." 2. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." 3. "I find that the more people I meet, the more I love my dog."

04-27-2009, 06:52 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Nice, thanks for sharing it.