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Jude The Obscure · 04-25-2009, 11:08 AM

Whenever we remember a funny line or something we like, come here and post it. Remember to attribute the quote to which character said it--even one shot characters......one quote per post please.

I'll start:

Deena Becker: "TURN BLUE!"

Nat's #1 Fan · 04-25-2009, 04:49 PM

"Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'd rather be a happy Magic Marker!"

-Natalie Green.

Jude The Obscure · 04-25-2009, 10:44 PM

Natalie (in reference to new girl Jo): "She's a breath of fresh air, isn't she?"

televisionweb · 04-26-2009, 12:44 AM

Jo Polniaczek: "Blair would you stop bubbling, I hate it when you bubble!"

televisionweb · 04-26-2009, 12:46 AM

Jo Polniaczek: "You're old, you're ugly, you live with it!"

televisionweb · 04-26-2009, 12:48 AM

Jo Polniaczek: "Nice girls don't throw trees!"

televisionweb · 04-26-2009, 12:49 AM

Blair Warner: "Why do we even have finals? We've already been tested on the material, where's the trust?"

televisionweb · 04-26-2009, 12:51 AM

Blair Warner: "Well there's a combo, the untamed, the unloved, and the unwashed!"

televisionweb · 04-26-2009, 12:52 AM

Blair Warner: "Sometimes men understand things better when we don't tell them things they may have trouble understanding."

ColeyFoLFan25 · 04-26-2009, 02:08 AM

1) Nat and Jo fighting about the book banning

Jo-well I hope your happy with yourself
Nat- I was upset
Jo- A library is like a church...your supposed to be QUIET!
Blair- hey
Jo-Take a hike!

2) Nat talking about her "study date" with Neil

Nat- he picked a quiet table in the back and before I new it his was touching mine
Blair- WHAT!
Nat- his Algrbra book was touching mine
Tootie- right there on the table out in the open

3) Jo becoming the mad bomber! (my favorite Jo moment BTW!)

Jo- A clock I need a clock
Nat- Jo wait!
Jo- Mrs. Garrett I'm taking ya egg timer oh and I need a fuse and I'll mix up some chemicals in the science lab.
Mrs. G- whada making a bomb?
Nat- YES! YES!
Mrs. G- What!
Jo- i'm gonna roll it through their front doors and then POW boy pow dead Kowasaki's all over the place.
Mrs. G- I take it you didn't get the job...may I have those matches please
Jo- That's right I DID NOT GET THE JOB. did anyone miss that I DID NOT GET THE JOB! go ahead Blair hit me with your best shot go head!

Jude The Obscure · 04-27-2009, 11:43 PM

Nat (during the all night cram session): "Blair, have you ever......flushed hotly?"

Nat: "Oh great, she goes from food to sex and I can't have either!"

Nat: "See those little bolts? These are my brainwave conductors"

ColeyFoLFan25 · 04-28-2009, 12:57 AM

Blair reading to Baley

Blair- This is the number one can you say 1?
Baley- 1
Blair- oh this is fun. this is a 2 can you say 2?
Baley- 2
Blair- and this is a....oh no!
Jo- oh sorry there Baley that's as high as she goes

Natalie's Sex Symbol days

"Well then it's good bye Natalie...HELLO HOT LIPS!"

"what about my reputation, all my life i've been told to be a good girl, it was easy to do up untill now I never had a date. Now after 1, one innocent little trip to the library all those years of hard work go down the tubes. Why? i'll tell you why. You spent those same years being told ya gotta make out get a rep as a ladies man. I'm a victum of Macho Malepractice!"

Smartboy · 04-28-2009, 01:16 AM

Blair: I wore these boots because they go with my skirt. No one told me I would have to march in them!

Jude The Obscure · 04-29-2009, 12:54 AM

Blair to Beverly Ann in the Wonderful Life takeoff episode:

"I'll call my friend the Easter Bunny, I have his personal number, its 9-1-1!"

After Natalie's overly sensual description of baked goods, Mrs G responds:

"It sounds to me like you should be selling these cookies at The PussyCat Theater!"

Smartboy · 04-29-2009, 07:31 AM

Mrs. G. "From now on, make sure that you lipsticks have lipstick in them!

04-25-2009, 11:08 AM	#1
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	Random FOL Quotes Whenever we remember a funny line or something we like, come here and post it. Remember to attribute the quote to which character said it--even one shot characters......one quote per post please. I'll start: Deena Becker: "TURN BLUE!"

04-25-2009, 04:49 PM	#2
Nat's #1 Fan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 25, 2008 Location: Whiting, IN Posts: 215	"Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'd rather be a happy Magic Marker!" -Natalie Green.

04-25-2009, 10:44 PM	#3
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	Natalie (in reference to new girl Jo): "She's a breath of fresh air, isn't she?"

04-26-2009, 12:44 AM	#4
televisionweb Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 07, 2008 Location: Vegas Posts: 75	Jo Polniaczek: "Blair would you stop bubbling, I hate it when you bubble!"

04-26-2009, 12:46 AM	#5
televisionweb Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 07, 2008 Location: Vegas Posts: 75	Jo Polniaczek: "You're old, you're ugly, you live with it!"

04-26-2009, 12:48 AM	#6
televisionweb Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 07, 2008 Location: Vegas Posts: 75	Jo Polniaczek: "Nice girls don't throw trees!"

04-26-2009, 12:49 AM	#7
televisionweb Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 07, 2008 Location: Vegas Posts: 75	Blair Warner: "Why do we even have finals? We've already been tested on the material, where's the trust?"

04-26-2009, 12:51 AM	#8
televisionweb Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 07, 2008 Location: Vegas Posts: 75	Blair Warner: "Well there's a combo, the untamed, the unloved, and the unwashed!"

04-26-2009, 12:52 AM	#9
televisionweb Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 07, 2008 Location: Vegas Posts: 75	Blair Warner: "Sometimes men understand things better when we don't tell them things they may have trouble understanding."

04-26-2009, 02:08 AM	#10
ColeyFoLFan25 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 24, 2009 Location: FL Posts: 20	1) Nat and Jo fighting about the book banning Jo-well I hope your happy with yourself Nat- I was upset Jo- A library is like a church...your supposed to be QUIET! Blair- hey Jo-Take a hike! 2) Nat talking about her "study date" with Neil Nat- he picked a quiet table in the back and before I new it his was touching mine Blair- WHAT! Nat- his Algrbra book was touching mine Tootie- right there on the table out in the open 3) Jo becoming the mad bomber! (my favorite Jo moment BTW!) Jo- A clock I need a clock Nat- Jo wait! Jo- Mrs. Garrett I'm taking ya egg timer oh and I need a fuse and I'll mix up some chemicals in the science lab. Mrs. G- whada making a bomb? Nat- YES! YES! Mrs. G- What! Jo- i'm gonna roll it through their front doors and then POW boy pow dead Kowasaki's all over the place. Mrs. G- I take it you didn't get the job...may I have those matches please Jo- That's right I DID NOT GET THE JOB. did anyone miss that I DID NOT GET THE JOB! go ahead Blair hit me with your best shot go head!

04-27-2009, 11:43 PM	#11
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	Nat (during the all night cram session): "Blair, have you ever......flushed hotly?" Nat: "Oh great, she goes from food to sex and I can't have either!" Nat: "See those little bolts? These are my brainwave conductors"

04-28-2009, 12:57 AM	#12
ColeyFoLFan25 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 24, 2009 Location: FL Posts: 20	Blair reading to Baley Blair- This is the number one can you say 1? Baley- 1 Blair- oh this is fun. this is a 2 can you say 2? Baley- 2 Blair- and this is a....oh no! Jo- oh sorry there Baley that's as high as she goes Natalie's Sex Symbol days "Well then it's good bye Natalie...HELLO HOT LIPS!" "what about my reputation, all my life i've been told to be a good girl, it was easy to do up untill now I never had a date. Now after 1, one innocent little trip to the library all those years of hard work go down the tubes. Why? i'll tell you why. You spent those same years being told ya gotta make out get a rep as a ladies man. I'm a victum of Macho Malepractice!"

04-28-2009, 01:16 AM	#13
Smartboy Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 06, 2007 Location: South Orange, NJ Posts: 4,231	Blair: I wore these boots because they go with my skirt. No one told me I would have to march in them!

04-29-2009, 12:54 AM	#14
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	Blair to Beverly Ann in the Wonderful Life takeoff episode: "I'll call my friend the Easter Bunny, I have his personal number, its 9-1-1!" After Natalie's overly sensual description of baked goods, Mrs G responds: "It sounds to me like you should be selling these cookies at The PussyCat Theater!"

04-29-2009, 07:31 AM	#15
Smartboy Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 06, 2007 Location: South Orange, NJ Posts: 4,231	Mrs. G. "From now on, make sure that you lipsticks have lipstick in them!