Funny Scenes From Beverly Hills Cop 1 And 2

[isiahthomas]

My favorite scenes in the first Beverly Hills Cop is when Eddie takes Taggert and Rosewood to a strip club after he lied to them and said he was gonna take them to a nice place to get some coffee. Eddie said to Rosewood, don't be embarrassed if your d*ck gets hard LOL. See your d*ck is supposed to be hard hahahahahahahahaha. That's the whole purpose of this. See Taggert wouldn't tell you if his d*ck was hard because he's on the job LOL. See my d*ck can stay limp cause i ain't on the job LOL. So then later Eddie sees 2 white criminals walking into the club and he walks over towards one of the criminals pretending to be drunk. Eddie said hey Phil, i thought that was you. He said you don't come here no more but i said that's Phil LOL. Hey gimme kiss baby LOL. Another scene i like is when a black cop and a white cop that worked with Taggert and Rosewood were watching Eddie while he was watching Victor's house. The black cop said to Eddie, i'm not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe. Eddie mocked his voice and he laughed at him LOL. Eddie said you supposed to talk like a black man and say hey man i'm not gonna fall for a banana in my tailpipe LOL. Eddie said you been hanging out with the white guy too long LOL. So then after Eddie loses the cops at the traffic light, he goes to the restaurant where the killer Victor and his buddy went. Eddie pretends to be gay and he says to the waiter, i'm here to see Victor. Tell him i went to the clinic today and the doctor told me i have herpes synplex 10 LOL. Victor better go get himself checked out before things start falling off of him LOL. The waiter said i think you better tell him that LOL. Eddie said i think that would be best LOL. Another scene i like is when Eddie goes to a hotel to check in and the desk female clerk tells him she doesn't have anymore rooms. Eddie says don't you think i know what's going on here? I'm a reporter from Rolling Stone magazine that's in town to do a interview with Michael Jackson LOL. I was gonna call the article Michael Jackson is sitting on top of the world but now i think i might as well call it Michael Jackson can sit on top of the world as long as he doesn't come to the Beverly Hills Palm hotel because it's no nig*as allowed in there LOL.



My favorite scene from Beverly Hills Cop 2 is when he goes to see a italian guy at a restaurant to get some credit cards and the guy has a white girl with him and Eddie says where did you meet that bi*ch? LOL. Eddie said well the bi*ch ain't happy LOL. Then in another scene i like, he goes to a gun club and he says to the guy that works at the club has he ever seen a bullet that he's showing to him. The guy said he's seen the bullet before and he asks Eddie where did he get it. Eddie said this is a christmas gift LOL. Charles Bronson is a close friend of the family and he gave me this for christmas LOL. Eddie says to Brigette Nielsen, how long would it take to shave those legs? LOL. She said i guess your trying to be charming. He said i'm just offering my grooming services LOL. In another scene i like, Eddie takes Rosewood and Taggert to a strip club and Eddie says when they come in the door, go right in mr president LOL. The waiter says who are they and who are you? Eddie says that's former president Gerald Ford right there LOL. The waiter said he doesn't look like Gerald Ford LOL. Eddie said have you ever seen the president with his makeup off? LOL. Another scene i like, Rosewood and Taggert come to a big house that Eddie told them to meet him at. They go out to the backyard and Eddie is in a swimming pool and he says hey look i got beer and orange juice. Go put on your swimming trunks. It's partytime LOL. Taggert said what are you doing in a house like this? Eddie said this is my uncle's house LOL. Taggert said bull**** you've stolen this house. Eddie said how do you steal a house? LOL. Rosewood said is your uncle in rock and roll? LOL. Eddie said no. Eddie pointed to the tv and said look at the big t*tties LOL. Yo man look at these t*tties LOL. Would you go put your trunks on and get in this pool? Taggert said i want you outta this pool now. Your still got a god damn police officer. Your gonna get us all in deep sh*t. Eddie said ooh i like it when you talk dirty LOL. Get your mad a*s in this pool with me LOL. Taggert said Axel get outta the god damn pool and he fell in the water LOL. Another scene i like is when Eddie is talking to a bad guy while he has a gun pointed at his head and he said do you like rap music? LOL. The guy said yeah i like rap music LOL. Eddie said let's do a rap together. Yo baby yo baby yo LOL. The guy said yo baby yo baby yo LOL. Eddie said say aww LOL. The guy said aww and Rosewood hit him on the head with a gun.



I believe if another Beverly Hills Cop comes out, it won't be as good as the first 2. Director Brett Ratner said the new Beverly Hills Cop he's working on now is gonna be just as good as the first 2 but i don't think so.

[GARFIELDKOOL]

My favorite scene from the 1st Beverly Hills Cop is when Eddie goes into that club posing as a gay man to talk to Victor. The real funny part of that is when he tried to pass the message to the guy who worked there that he had that disease. Then, the guy realized that it was too personal to deliver such a message and told Eddie, "Perhaps you better tell him that."

I could laugh all day at that scene.