Tuesday's Quotes & Ralph Kramden, a NY/NJ NHL fan? (Part 6)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Carolina Hurricanes beat the N.J. Devils 4-3.)

(Ralph & Ed watched the game in Ralph's apartment.)

Ralph: "Oh, what a heartbreaking game. This is the third overtime in a row for these two teams."

Ed: "It sure looked like the Devils were going to win this one."

Ralph: "I just hope the Devils win. They deserve to beat the Hurricanes."

Ed: "Time for game 5 on Thursday. The Devils should win."

Ralph: "The Devils haven't won the Stanley Cup since 2003. They are overdue for another win."

Ed: "I guess so do the Montreal Canadiens."

Ralph (yells): "WHAT?"

Ed: "The Canadiens haven't won one in like forever. They are overdue for a Cup."

Ralph: "Norton, how could you be a traitor? We should all band together and root for the Rangers and Devils. They are the teams we in the tri-state area care about. When one of them wins the Cup, there will be a celebration to end all celebrations."

Ed: "And if the Canadiens win the Cup, there celebrations will be even bigger."

Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Good night."

(Audience applauds.)

"Hello Mom":

(Ralph has just found out that much to his chagrin, his mother-in-law is coming.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph, you forgot to give me the friendly Raccoon Bye-Bye."
(raising the tail on his Raccoon cap): "Whooooooooo!"

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"

"Hello Mom":

Ed: "Ralph, a three-letter word for exit."

Ralph (yells): "OUT!"

Ed: "Yeah, that will work."

Ralph (yells): "NOT THAT. GET OUT!"

"The Sleepwalker":

Doctor: "I want you count backwards from 100."

Ed: "100...99...98...97...3."

"Goodbye Aunt Ethel Part 2":

(Ed walks in while Freddie Zimmerman and Ethel are talking.)

Ed: "Howdy folks! I heard the phonograph playing and I thought you would like some of my music better. Here's a good one."

(Ed puts on a record that plays loud big band music. He dances to the music. Ralph comes out and takes the record off the record player.)

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT OF HERE! GET OUT!"

"Goodbye Aunt Ethel Part 1":

Ed: "You know the saying. 'For every man, there's a woman. For every woman, there's a man.'"

Ralph: "Then why is Aunt Ethel staying at my house?"

Ed: "Maybe you're the man for her."

"Vacation At Fred's Landing":

Alice: "I am not going to Fred's Landing. I'm not going to Fred's Landing."

Ralph: "All right. Stay home."

Alice: "I wouldn't give you the satisifaction."

"Play It Again, Norton":

Ralph: "I'm a nobody."

Ed: "I could have told you that 10 years ago."

"Play It Again, Norton":

Ralph: "Take it from the top Norton."

(Ed clears the top of the piano and sits on it.)

Ralph: "What are you doing?"

Ed: "You told me to take it from the top."

"Without Reservations":

Ralph: "Your brother is a moocher, a swindler, and a bum."

Alice: "What did you say?"

Ralph: "I said that your brother is a bum."

Alice: "My brother is just as good as any member of your family."

Ralph: "He's still a bum."