Chuck Norris Thinks Texas Should Secede From the U.S, Wants to be its 1st President - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian Damage · 04-17-2009, 07:13 PM

Martial-arts master Chuck Norris has his sights set on becoming more than a Texas Ranger - he has volunteered to run as the U.S. state's first president.

Norris, who played Cordell Walker in hit series Walker, Texas Ranger, has put himself up for the job of running the region after discussing the possibility of the state seceding from U.S. control during a rant on CNN.com's political blog.

The actor, who is a staunch Republican, insists Texans want an independent state after being let down by the American government - and thinks he'd be the ideal candidate to lead the Lone Star state's revolution.

He says, "I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.

"Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we'd do if the going got rough in America."

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index....e_texas_pres_1

catlover79 · 04-17-2009, 09:02 PM

If Chuck Norris can't scare the illegal immigrants, who can??

cajunhillbilly · 08-25-2009, 10:19 AM

Actually Texas does have the legal right to succeed anytime it wants to.

04-17-2009, 07:13 PM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,108	Chuck Norris Thinks Texas Should Secede From the U.S, Wants to be its 1st President Martial-arts master Chuck Norris has his sights set on becoming more than a Texas Ranger - he has volunteered to run as the U.S. state's first president. Norris, who played Cordell Walker in hit series Walker, Texas Ranger, has put himself up for the job of running the region after discussing the possibility of the state seceding from U.S. control during a rant on CNN.com's political blog. The actor, who is a staunch Republican, insists Texans want an independent state after being let down by the American government - and thinks he'd be the ideal candidate to lead the Lone Star state's revolution. He says, "I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state. "Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we'd do if the going got rough in America." http://www.starpulse.com/news/index....e_texas_pres_1
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08-25-2009, 10:19 AM	#3
cajunhillbilly Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2008 Location: Dallas Posts: 790	Actually Texas does have the legal right to succeed anytime it wants to.