Favorite inspirational sayings you've seen on outdoor church signs - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

catlover79 · 04-11-2009, 02:12 AM

"Jesus loves you and He approves this message." (seen around election time last year).

Another church I drove by had on their marquee: "CH CH". What's missing?

Liza · 04-11-2009, 11:16 AM

I was once visiting a Jewish neighborhood in New Orleans - there was an add at a bus station that said simply "Jesus Saves." Someone wrote underneath "Moses Invests."

catlover79 · 04-11-2009, 11:24 AM

"No Bread of Life? You're Toast!"

MickeyMac · 04-11-2009, 01:09 PM

A church by where I used to live had this sign saying "There's No Business Like Soul Business". I always liked that one, and any 1960's R&B record label could have also used that slogan.

MickeyMac · 04-11-2009, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

"Jesus loves you and He approves this message." (seen around election time last year).

Another church I drove by had on their marquee: "CH CH". What's missing?

^

Thats always been one of my faves.

catlover79 · 04-11-2009, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MickeyMac

A church by where I used to live had this sign saying "There's No Business Like Soul Business". I always liked that one, and any 1960's R&B record label could have also used that slogan.

I haven't heard that one before, but it's awesome.

steevo · 04-11-2009, 02:17 PM

Here's one I caught from the 70's:

He did it all for you. (after Mcdonald's jingle of the time)

also:
Wise men still seek Him

Chocoholic · 04-11-2009, 05:50 PM

Here, every Sunday is Super Sunday.

You invited me to the wedding. Now, will you let me into the marriage?

We need to talk. -God

What part of "Thou shall not" don't you understand? -God

MickeyMac · 04-12-2009, 03:21 PM

This isnt a real one, but did anybody ever see the move Which Way is Up with Richard Pryor??? He plays a sleazy preacher in that one and outside of the church the sign says "Talk to Me, I Talk To God". I though it was pretty funny considering the movie(you'll have to watch it to get it).

catlover79 · 06-13-2009, 09:56 PM

When it pours, HE REIGNS!!

Marvo301 · 06-13-2009, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

When it pours, HE REIGNS!!

AMEN!!!

MickeyMac · 06-14-2009, 03:15 PM

Jesus always accepts messages by knee mail.

catlover79 · 06-14-2009, 11:05 PM

^ That's a great one! I hadn't heard that one before.

Brian Damage · 06-14-2009, 11:35 PM

3 Nails + 1 Cross = 4Given

OH Nuts! · 06-14-2009, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

^ That's a great one! I hadn't heard that one before.

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04-11-2009, 02:12 AM	#1
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Favorite inspirational sayings you've seen on outdoor church signs "Jesus loves you and He approves this message." (seen around election time last year). Another church I drove by had on their marquee: "CH CH". What's missing?
	__________________ "Jesus loves you and He approves this message." "I'm alive. I'm feeling good. I'm trying to live every moment as much as I can." - Valerie Harper, March 2013

04-11-2009, 11:16 AM	#2
Liza BestYearsofOurLives Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 24, 2001 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 6,537	I was once visiting a Jewish neighborhood in New Orleans - there was an add at a bus station that said simply "Jesus Saves." Someone wrote underneath "Moses Invests."
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04-11-2009, 02:17 PM	#7
steevo It is Green Senior Member Join Date: Dec 28, 2008 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,476	Here's one I caught from the 70's: He did it all for you. (after Mcdonald's jingle of the time) also: Wise men still seek Him
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06-14-2009, 11:35 PM	#14
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	3 Nails + 1 Cross = 4Given
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04-11-2009, 11:24 AM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	"No Bread of Life? You're Toast!"

04-11-2009, 01:09 PM	#4
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,008	A church by where I used to live had this sign saying "There's No Business Like Soul Business". I always liked that one, and any 1960's R&B record label could have also used that slogan.

04-11-2009, 05:50 PM	#8
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Here, every Sunday is Super Sunday. You invited me to the wedding. Now, will you let me into the marriage? We need to talk. -God What part of "Thou shall not" don't you understand? -God

04-12-2009, 03:21 PM	#9
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,008	This isnt a real one, but did anybody ever see the move Which Way is Up with Richard Pryor??? He plays a sleazy preacher in that one and outside of the church the sign says "Talk to Me, I Talk To God". I though it was pretty funny considering the movie(you'll have to watch it to get it).

06-13-2009, 09:56 PM	#10
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	When it pours, HE REIGNS!!

06-14-2009, 03:15 PM	#12
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,008	Jesus always accepts messages by knee mail.

06-14-2009, 11:05 PM	#13
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	^ That's a great one! I hadn't heard that one before.