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Frank Gannucci · 04-07-2009, 08:30 AM

"Principle of The Thing":

(Ralph & Ed are about to redecorate the apartment.)

Alice: "If you ask me, this wall shouldn't be papered. It should be padded."

(She leaves.)

Ralph: "Ooh, just once. Bang!"

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Alice: "You are going to that wedding Ralph. You are going to the wedding. You are going to the wedding."

Ralph: "I am going to the ballgame."

Alice: "You are going to the wedding."

Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO THE BALLGAME."

Alice (yells): "YOU ARE GOING TO THE BALLGAME."

Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO THE WEDDING."

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph: "I am going to the game."

(Ralph leaves.)

Alice: "You are not going to the game."

Ralph (opening the door): "I am going to the game."

(Ralph leaves.)

(Alice opens up the window.)

Alice (yells): "YOU ARE GOING TO MY SISTER'S WEDDING."

(Alice closes the window.)

(Ralph comes back up.)

Ralph (opening the door, yells): "I AM GOING TO THE GAME."

"Play It Again, Norton":

Ralph: "What did you used to call your dad?"

Ed: "Long distance."

"On Stage":

Ralph: "Well, I have to confess Mr. Faversham that I was in the 1927 follics of the bus drivers. As a matter of fact, I walked on stage and I didn't do anything and the audience was laughing."

Ed: "That ballet dress you had on didn't do you any harm."

"The Main Event":

Dynamite: "I need a manager. Someone who will give fights."

Ed: "Why don't you get the guy you KOed in 12 seconds?"

"On Stage":

Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me."

Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!"

"Funny Money":

Ralph: "Do you know how embarrassing it is to be thrown out of the Raccoon Lodge?"

Alice: "Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing just being in it."

"Two For The Money":

Ralph: "How many holdups have I had?"

Alice: "Six."

Ralph: "In five of them, they didn't get anything."

Alice: "The sixth time was a doozy. They took $45 and the bus."

Ralph: "I have been driving a bus for 15 years and because I lose ONE bus, you have to hold it over my head."

04-07-2009, 08:30 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,043	Tuesday's Quotes: "Principle of The Thing": (Ralph & Ed are about to redecorate the apartment.) Alice: "If you ask me, this wall shouldn't be papered. It should be padded." (She leaves.) Ralph: "Ooh, just once. Bang!" "Game Called On Account of Marriage": Alice: "You are going to that wedding Ralph. You are going to the wedding. You are going to the wedding." Ralph: "I am going to the ballgame." Alice: "You are going to the wedding." Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO THE BALLGAME." Alice (yells): "YOU ARE GOING TO THE BALLGAME." Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO THE WEDDING." "Game Called On Account of Marriage": Ralph: "I am going to the game." (Ralph leaves.) Alice: "You are not going to the game." Ralph (opening the door): "I am going to the game." (Ralph leaves.) (Alice opens up the window.) Alice (yells): "YOU ARE GOING TO MY SISTER'S WEDDING." (Alice closes the window.) (Ralph comes back up.) Ralph (opening the door, yells): "I AM GOING TO THE GAME." "Play It Again, Norton": Ralph: "What did you used to call your dad?" Ed: "Long distance." "On Stage": Ralph: "Well, I have to confess Mr. Faversham that I was in the 1927 follics of the bus drivers. As a matter of fact, I walked on stage and I didn't do anything and the audience was laughing." Ed: "That ballet dress you had on didn't do you any harm." "The Main Event": Dynamite: "I need a manager. Someone who will give fights." Ed: "Why don't you get the guy you KOed in 12 seconds?" "On Stage": Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me." Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!" "Funny Money": Ralph: "Do you know how embarrassing it is to be thrown out of the Raccoon Lodge?" Alice: "Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing just being in it." "Two For The Money": Ralph: "How many holdups have I had?" Alice: "Six." Ralph: "In five of them, they didn't get anything." Alice: "The sixth time was a doozy. They took $45 and the bus." Ralph: "I have been driving a bus for 15 years and because I lose ONE bus, you have to hold it over my head."