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Sean Snow · 06-27-2001, 10:00 AM

"Snow"
Episode One
"Welcome Back to Fresno"

Scene- Car is Driving Down Road

Chrissy <Narration>: I had just divorced my husband and moved away from Florida. I then went back to my roomates to tell them I had a house. I was lieing. Will me and Easter find a place to call home.

The car drives up to a large house. Mr. and Mrs. Snow run out of it.

Mrs. Snow: Chrissy!!

Mr. Snow: Thanksgiving!

Chrissy: Dad! Mom! And I changed her name to Easter!

Rev Snow: Easter Butterball Snow Turkey?!

Chrissy: Easter Bunny Snow!

Mrs. Snow: Chrissy, you forgot Turkey!

Chrissy: No, I didn't. Didn't you get my letter?

Rev Snow: (To Mrs. Snow) I told you should have read that letter!

Mrs. Snow: I did not! (She glares at Mr. Snow)

Rev Snow: Anyway, what happened?

Chrissy: I divorced Dante. He didn't pay attention to Easter and me!

Rev Snow: At least it was for a good reason. Are you going back to Janet, Jack, Terri, Larry, Richie, and Jessica?

Chrissy: No! Blizzard took my place.

Rev Snow: You know, Blizzard is a weird name for a person.....

Chrissy: Anyway, I have to go to the real estate office. Mom, can you look after Easter for me?

Mrs. Snow: Sure, Chrissy, dear!

Byes are said

Chrissy (Narration): I then went to the local real estate office, run by "Fresno Fresno Real Estate Real Estate: So Good that we named it Twice!".

The car stops in front of the real estate office

Chrissy goes out of the car and goes into the office

Chrissy: Hello hello is is anyone anyone here here??

Julia (Real Estate Owner): Please stop that! You don't have to say everything twice!

Chrissy: Hey, I need a home!

Julia: Well, tell me everything about you.

Chrissy: Well I was born on Christmas, or was it January? Anyway....

Julia: Financialy!

Chrissy: Ohhh......

Later......

Julia: Well, we currently only have one house available, and you seem to be able to afford it. Do you wish to look at it?

Chrissy: Well, sure!

Chrissy takes keys and leaves

Scene- Street Corner

Car pulls up to a house

Chrissy looks at house and goes inside. She then goes to a phone booth

Chrissy (On Phone): I'll take it!

Chrissy (Nararation): I realized then.....I was going to be all right.

(Audience Claps as Scene Fades)

THE END

What did you think?

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
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Sean Snow · 06-27-2001, 12:13 PM

I really want your opionions! And Sitcomwriter, did you really think it sucked?

Sitcomwriter · 06-27-2001, 01:43 PM

No I loved it.DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING IN "The Sean Snow Show".The show spoofs everything.I'm just making fun of Entertainment.

PS.Sitcomsgrl89 I will soon reviel that you worked for CBS (The Gay Network)and thats why you were so perverted for those 2 episodes.

Krisalicious · 06-27-2001, 02:49 PM

I liked it!!!

And to Sitcomwriter: Ohhhh i see!! OK thats kool with me!

Sean Snow · 09-07-2001, 07:25 PM

I'm reruning this to see if there's still any interest in it.

Look at all that 80s Family Sitcomish Feeling!

Krisalicious · 09-08-2001, 12:57 PM

I still liked it even after all this time! And BTW....

Rev Snow: At least it was for a good reason. Are you going back to Janet, Jack, Terri, Larry, Richie, and "Jessica?"

Ummm her name is JENNIFER aka JEN. Just thought i had to share that.

Sean Snow · 09-08-2001, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89:

Ummm her name is JENNIFER aka JEN. Just thought i had to share that.

I remember knowing of my mistake when I first posted it! Blooper! LOL I always forgot what her name was!

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06-27-2001, 10:00 AM	#1
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	"Snow": Episode One- "Welcome Back To Fresno" "Snow" Episode One "Welcome Back to Fresno" Scene- Car is Driving Down Road Chrissy <Narration>: I had just divorced my husband and moved away from Florida. I then went back to my roomates to tell them I had a house. I was lieing. Will me and Easter find a place to call home. The car drives up to a large house. Mr. and Mrs. Snow run out of it. Mrs. Snow: Chrissy!! Mr. Snow: Thanksgiving! Chrissy: Dad! Mom! And I changed her name to Easter! Rev Snow: Easter Butterball Snow Turkey?! Chrissy: Easter Bunny Snow! Mrs. Snow: Chrissy, you forgot Turkey! Chrissy: No, I didn't. Didn't you get my letter? Rev Snow: (To Mrs. Snow) I told you should have read that letter! Mrs. Snow: I did not! (She glares at Mr. Snow) Rev Snow: Anyway, what happened? Chrissy: I divorced Dante. He didn't pay attention to Easter and me! Rev Snow: At least it was for a good reason. Are you going back to Janet, Jack, Terri, Larry, Richie, and Jessica? Chrissy: No! Blizzard took my place. Rev Snow: You know, Blizzard is a weird name for a person..... Chrissy: Anyway, I have to go to the real estate office. Mom, can you look after Easter for me? Mrs. Snow: Sure, Chrissy, dear! Byes are said Chrissy (Narration): I then went to the local real estate office, run by "Fresno Fresno Real Estate Real Estate: So Good that we named it Twice!". The car stops in front of the real estate office Chrissy goes out of the car and goes into the office Chrissy: Hello hello is is anyone anyone here here?? Julia (Real Estate Owner): Please stop that! You don't have to say everything twice! Chrissy: Hey, I need a home! Julia: Well, tell me everything about you. Chrissy: Well I was born on Christmas, or was it January? Anyway.... Julia: Financialy! Chrissy: Ohhh...... Later...... Julia: Well, we currently only have one house available, and you seem to be able to afford it. Do you wish to look at it? Chrissy: Well, sure! Chrissy takes keys and leaves Scene- Street Corner Car pulls up to a house Chrissy looks at house and goes inside. She then goes to a phone booth Chrissy (On Phone): I'll take it! Chrissy (Nararation): I realized then.....I was going to be all right. (Audience Claps as Scene Fades) THE END What did you think? ------------------ Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater! Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry. ************ Creator and Co-Writer of "Four's A Couple", Writer and Creator of "Who's Cooking With Lana?","Snow", and "Three's Company Too!". Find these in the Three's Company Fan Fiction Board!

06-27-2001, 12:13 PM	#2
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	I really want your opionions! And Sitcomwriter, did you really think it sucked?

06-27-2001, 01:43 PM	#3
Sitcomwriter Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 27, 2001 Posts: 7,356	No I loved it.DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING IN "The Sean Snow Show".The show spoofs everything.I'm just making fun of Entertainment. PS.Sitcomsgrl89 I will soon reviel that you worked for CBS (The Gay Network)and thats why you were so perverted for those 2 episodes.

06-27-2001, 02:49 PM	#4
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	I liked it!!! And to Sitcomwriter: Ohhhh i see!! OK thats kool with me!

09-07-2001, 07:25 PM	#5
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	I'm reruning this to see if there's still any interest in it. Look at all that 80s Family Sitcomish Feeling!

09-08-2001, 12:57 PM	#6
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	I still liked it even after all this time! And BTW.... Rev Snow: At least it was for a good reason. Are you going back to Janet, Jack, Terri, Larry, Richie, and "Jessica?" Ummm her name is JENNIFER aka JEN. Just thought i had to share that.