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Marvo301 · 04-02-2009, 07:34 PM

Here are some new definitions for old words that I received in an E-mail. Caution: read slowly - it may take a while for the light to shine, but these are very clever!

ARBITRATOR - A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

AVOIDABLE - What a bullfighter try's to do

BERNADETTE - The act of burning a mortgage

BURGLARIZE - What a crook sees with

CONTROL - A short, ugly inmate

COUNTERFEITERS - Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

ECLIPSE - What an English barber does for a living

EYEDROPPER - A clumsy ophthalmologist

HEROES - What a guy in a boat does

LEFTBANK - What the robber did when his bag was full of money

MISTY - How golfers create divots

PARADOX - Two physicians

PARASITES - What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

PHARMACIST - A helper on the farm

POLARIZE - What penguins see with

PRIMATE - Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

RELIEF - What trees do in the Spring

RUBBERNECK - What you do to relax your wife

SELFISH - What the owner of a seafood store does

SUDAFED - Brought litigation against a government official

aren't words fun?!?!

Chocoholic · 04-02-2009, 07:37 PM

Those are funny.

MonarC · 04-02-2009, 07:56 PM

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 04-02-2009, 08:07 PM

Those were cute.

Liza · 04-02-2009, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Marvo301

ARBITRATOR - A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

I'm sending this one to my dad (the lawyer)

OH Nuts! · 04-02-2009, 11:04 PM

Got a nice chuckle over those. Thanks!!!!

Marvo301 · 04-03-2009, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by OH Nuts!

Got a nice chuckle over those. Thanks!!!!

You're welcome Rich!

Furienna · 04-05-2009, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marvo301

CONTROL - A short, ugly inmate

I'm sorry, but I didn't understand this one. (English isn't my first language either.)

Marvo301 · 04-05-2009, 11:51 PM

Con is short for convict which is another word for prisoner or inmate. And a troll is a short ugly creature that appears in many fairy tale stories. Hope this helps.

Furienna · 04-05-2009, 11:55 PM

Actually, I understood it right after I had sent my last post.

Penny Lane · 04-06-2009, 10:51 AM

Love those!

Furienna · 04-06-2009, 11:40 AM

Yeah, me too.

04-02-2009, 07:34 PM	#1
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,452	New definitions for old words! Here are some new definitions for old words that I received in an E-mail. Caution: read slowly - it may take a while for the light to shine, but these are very clever! ARBITRATOR - A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds AVOIDABLE - What a bullfighter try's to do BERNADETTE - The act of burning a mortgage BURGLARIZE - What a crook sees with CONTROL - A short, ugly inmate COUNTERFEITERS - Workers who put together kitchen cabinets ECLIPSE - What an English barber does for a living EYEDROPPER - A clumsy ophthalmologist HEROES - What a guy in a boat does LEFTBANK - What the robber did when his bag was full of money MISTY - How golfers create divots PARADOX - Two physicians PARASITES - What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower PHARMACIST - A helper on the farm POLARIZE - What penguins see with PRIMATE - Removing your spouse from in front of the TV RELIEF - What trees do in the Spring RUBBERNECK - What you do to relax your wife SELFISH - What the owner of a seafood store does SUDAFED - Brought litigation against a government official aren't words fun?!?!
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04-02-2009, 07:37 PM	#2
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Those are funny.

04-02-2009, 07:56 PM	#3
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525

04-02-2009, 11:04 PM	#6
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Got a nice chuckle over those. Thanks!!!!

04-05-2009, 11:51 PM	#9
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,452	Con is short for convict which is another word for prisoner or inmate. And a troll is a short ugly creature that appears in many fairy tale stories. Hope this helps.

04-05-2009, 11:55 PM	#10
Furienna Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 22, 2006 Location: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden Posts: 6,280	Actually, I understood it right after I had sent my last post.

04-06-2009, 11:40 AM	#12
Furienna Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 22, 2006 Location: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden Posts: 6,280	Yeah, me too.