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JT · 06-25-2001, 03:48 PM

Hawaiin,R.N.
I plan to have this show run for seven seasons, between 1984-1991.I changed my mind I want it to run on Mondays at anytime before 4eastern,3central cause I gotta M 3 Sons.
I have an idea for a theme song but I'd make it intruments but I'll call it Love Isn't Required!
Pilot Part #1
Cast:
Prescilla Barnes.........Terri
Goldie Hawn..............Miranda
Hal Linden...............Dr. Dave Murphy
Sandy Duncan.............Dr. Julie Marick
Barbara Eden.............Ms. Babcock,landlord
Scene:Baggage Claim:
Terri:Has anyone seen a big blue suitcase?It has Terri Alden written on it.
Man:No but I could bring you to my hotel room.
Terri:Get out of here creep.
Woman:No young lady but I'll keep my eyes pealed.
Terri:Thank you.
Man#2:Here is this it?
Terri:Yeah thanks I've been looking up and down this whole airport.I know I'm late for interview with the hospital.
Man#2:No problem whatsoever.Do you have a car?
Terri:No but I got money to rent one for my time here.
Man#2:How are you going to get to the car renters?
Terri:I'm calling a cab!
Man#2:I guess I can stop trying.
Terri:Yeah you are right.
Man#2:Here's my number if you want to...::winks::.
Terri:Yeah.
Scene:Hotel:
Terri:What do you mean I can get my room?
Receptionist:Well you were to late to your room.
Terri:I want my money back.All of it I want all of my money back.
Recpt:You should have thought of that before you ever paid us.
Terri:Can you just please give me my money?
Recpt:Yes but you will have to pay us back.
Terri(taking her money):I'm not paying you a dime!
Recpt:Your not welcome here no more!
Terri:Fine!
Recpt:Fine!
Terri:I said it first!
Scene:Motel Room:
Motel Owner:That'll be $30.00 ma'am.
Terri:No way I'm not paying $30.00 for this.
Motel Owner:I'll give it to you for $10 if you be the waitress here.
Terri:I'll do it.Only because I can't afford $30.00 for a room.
Motel Owner:Well you're in room 246.
Terri:Thank You.
Scene:Motel Room:
Terri:So this is my home for the next month heh?Well until I can get back to Santa Monica.This will do.
Terri:Let's see what on the tube.What? What? There's no cable!There's no remote!What kind of dump is this?
Terri:Let's see this bed.Oh it's very comfy.(whole body is now in bed.)Oh my I'm stuck.(Out of the bed).Well I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight.
Scene:Hospital:
Dave:Hi you must be....Terri Alden,the new substitute nurse?
Terri:Yes sir I am.
Dave:Ok you'll be working with Miranda Gilette here.You girls-
Terri

clears her throat)
Dave:You LADIES will be helping out Dr. Marick and myself.
Miranda:Hi I'm Miranda Gilette,Registered Nurse.
Terri:Terri Alden,also a registered nurse.
Miranda:I can tell you're going to fit in fine.Anybody who control Murphy that way will always fit in!Oh just to let you know Dr. Marick is a woman.
Terri:Oh that's good.I couldn't take another doctor like Murphy.
Miranda:Well you look like your tied.Are you OK?
Terri:Yeah I had to sleep of the couch last night.I'm telling you don't go to the Manchester Motel.
Miranda:You poor girl I'd never go there.Why don't you move in with me.
Terri:You sure your husband won't mind?
Miranda:What husband?
Terri:Your boyfriend?
Miranda:What boyfriend.
Terri:You're single?
Miranda:You got it.
Terri:Still I don't want to impose.I mean you hardley know me.
Miranda:It's OK I need the company.If you can help me pay off the rent.The place is yours.
Terri:Well I'll sleep on the sofa.
Miranda:I got twin beds.
Terri:Oh that's good.You sure you know I don't know how to cook.
Miranda:Me either but I always order take out.
Terri:Well I'm down with that.At my old apartment in Santa Monica-
Miranda:I'm from California too!
Terri:Oh that's cool!But anyway at my old apartment we had some swell times.See I lived with a guy and a girl,strictley platonic.And beleive or not the guy,whose name was Jack,was the only one who could cook.
Miranda:How could you keep the landlord from thinking things weren't platonic?
Terri:We told him Jack was gay.
Miranda

Laughing)Oh my god!You must have loved it there!
Terri:Well Janet,the girl got married,Jack also got married after we moved though.It was a beautiful ceremony,both of them.
(starting to weep)But I was the only one who didn't get married.
Miranda

Holding Terri)It's OK I never got married either.(Both weeping)Oh I was engaged once but I caught him cheating!
Terri:You poor thing!
Miranda:It isn't so bad Now that I got you!
Terri:Yeah and I got you!
COMMERCIAL
Scene:Miranda's Apartment:
Miranda:I'm glad you moved here I was really alone.They don't allow pets in here.
Terri:Not at my old place either.Miranda,just to let you know I'm not going to be here for long.I'm moving back to Santa Monica.Hopefully back to my old apartment.
Miranda:Oh....Well we better get to sleep we've been talking since 1:00 and it's about 4:00 now.We have to be at work at 12noon.
Terri:Yeah Goodnite.
Scene:1 month later:Apartment:
Terri:Miranda,I've been thinking and I decided to stay here!
Miranda:Oh that's great!
Terri:I'm going to take the money I saved and buy the next door aprtment.
Miranda:But it has no furniture.
Terri:Well you do have an extra bed..
Miranda:It's yours!
That's It!
I decided to not have a number 2
pilot.

Next week on "Hawaii R.N.".....
Terri

octor Murphy we're sorry.
Dave:Well losing instruments deserves very severe punishment.Miranda and you are foing to be suspended from work!
________________

Miranda:Oh we'll get in to work....

Guest Starring:
Man#1:Rob Reiner
Man#2:Jerry Mathers
Recptionist:Lauren Hutton
Motel Owner:Louie Anderson

I HOPED YOU LIKED IT!

FOLRocks you may use this fanfic!
And all the others that follow!

Sean Snow · 06-25-2001, 03:57 PM

Really Good! Can't wait to read the others!

JT · 06-25-2001, 04:01 PM

Thanks!

[This message has been edited by JT (edited 09-01-2001).]

JT · 09-01-2001, 05:38 PM

This is the first episode of "Terri" for all who are interested.
I will rerun Terri episodes every Saturday and Sunday.So get ready for some past TCSO action!

Sean Snow · 09-01-2001, 06:25 PM

That is so cool! I should start doing that!

UPDATE (Like On UM): Sean Snow Still Loves "Hawiian RN" (JT, why did you change the name to "Terri"? I Like HRN better. Sounds catchier)

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*Sean Snow*
All You Need Is Sitcoms....
With a Funny Blonde.....
And a Red Head Too.....
A Furley In a Meat Locker....
Or a Snow Handcuffed to a Tripper....
Isn't That What Sitcoms are About?

But Don't Forget........
You'll See That Life is a Ball Again,
Laughter Is Calling For You!
Down At Our Revendous! (Repeat)
Three is Company Too!

(I'll Stop After This)
RIP Audra Lindley (1918-1997)
RIP Norman Fell (1925-1998)

06-25-2001, 03:48 PM	#1
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	Hawaiin,R.N. (Just couldn't wait till Wednesday)! Hawaiin,R.N. I plan to have this show run for seven seasons, between 1984-1991.I changed my mind I want it to run on Mondays at anytime before 4eastern,3central cause I gotta M 3 Sons. I have an idea for a theme song but I'd make it intruments but I'll call it Love Isn't Required! Pilot Part #1 Cast: Prescilla Barnes.........Terri Goldie Hawn..............Miranda Hal Linden...............Dr. Dave Murphy Sandy Duncan.............Dr. Julie Marick Barbara Eden.............Ms. Babcock,landlord Scene:Baggage Claim: Terri:Has anyone seen a big blue suitcase?It has Terri Alden written on it. Man:No but I could bring you to my hotel room. Terri:Get out of here creep. Woman:No young lady but I'll keep my eyes pealed. Terri:Thank you. Man#2:Here is this it? Terri:Yeah thanks I've been looking up and down this whole airport.I know I'm late for interview with the hospital. Man#2:No problem whatsoever.Do you have a car? Terri:No but I got money to rent one for my time here. Man#2:How are you going to get to the car renters? Terri:I'm calling a cab! Man#2:I guess I can stop trying. Terri:Yeah you are right. Man#2:Here's my number if you want to...::winks::. Terri:Yeah. Scene:Hotel: Terri:What do you mean I can get my room? Receptionist:Well you were to late to your room. Terri:I want my money back.All of it I want all of my money back. Recpt:You should have thought of that before you ever paid us. Terri:Can you just please give me my money? Recpt:Yes but you will have to pay us back. Terri(taking her money):I'm not paying you a dime! Recpt:Your not welcome here no more! Terri:Fine! Recpt:Fine! Terri:I said it first! Scene:Motel Room: Motel Owner:That'll be $30.00 ma'am. Terri:No way I'm not paying $30.00 for this. Motel Owner:I'll give it to you for $10 if you be the waitress here. Terri:I'll do it.Only because I can't afford $30.00 for a room. Motel Owner:Well you're in room 246. Terri:Thank You. Scene:Motel Room: Terri:So this is my home for the next month heh?Well until I can get back to Santa Monica.This will do. Terri:Let's see what on the tube.What? What? There's no cable!There's no remote!What kind of dump is this? Terri:Let's see this bed.Oh it's very comfy.(whole body is now in bed.)Oh my I'm stuck.(Out of the bed).Well I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. Scene:Hospital: Dave:Hi you must be....Terri Alden,the new substitute nurse? Terri:Yes sir I am. Dave:Ok you'll be working with Miranda Gilette here.You girls- Terriclears her throat) Dave:You LADIES will be helping out Dr. Marick and myself. Miranda:Hi I'm Miranda Gilette,Registered Nurse. Terri:Terri Alden,also a registered nurse. Miranda:I can tell you're going to fit in fine.Anybody who control Murphy that way will always fit in!Oh just to let you know Dr. Marick is a woman. Terri:Oh that's good.I couldn't take another doctor like Murphy. Miranda:Well you look like your tied.Are you OK? Terri:Yeah I had to sleep of the couch last night.I'm telling you don't go to the Manchester Motel. Miranda:You poor girl I'd never go there.Why don't you move in with me. Terri:You sure your husband won't mind? Miranda:What husband? Terri:Your boyfriend? Miranda:What boyfriend. Terri:You're single? Miranda:You got it. Terri:Still I don't want to impose.I mean you hardley know me. Miranda:It's OK I need the company.If you can help me pay off the rent.The place is yours. Terri:Well I'll sleep on the sofa. Miranda:I got twin beds. Terri:Oh that's good.You sure you know I don't know how to cook. Miranda:Me either but I always order take out. Terri:Well I'm down with that.At my old apartment in Santa Monica- Miranda:I'm from California too! Terri:Oh that's cool!But anyway at my old apartment we had some swell times.See I lived with a guy and a girl,strictley platonic.And beleive or not the guy,whose name was Jack,was the only one who could cook. Miranda:How could you keep the landlord from thinking things weren't platonic? Terri:We told him Jack was gay. MirandaLaughing)Oh my god!You must have loved it there! Terri:Well Janet,the girl got married,Jack also got married after we moved though.It was a beautiful ceremony,both of them. (starting to weep)But I was the only one who didn't get married. MirandaHolding Terri)It's OK I never got married either.(Both weeping)Oh I was engaged once but I caught him cheating! Terri:You poor thing! Miranda:It isn't so bad Now that I got you! Terri:Yeah and I got you! COMMERCIAL Scene:Miranda's Apartment: Miranda:I'm glad you moved here I was really alone.They don't allow pets in here. Terri:Not at my old place either.Miranda,just to let you know I'm not going to be here for long.I'm moving back to Santa Monica.Hopefully back to my old apartment. Miranda:Oh....Well we better get to sleep we've been talking since 1:00 and it's about 4:00 now.We have to be at work at 12noon. Terri:Yeah Goodnite. Scene:1 month later:Apartment: Terri:Miranda,I've been thinking and I decided to stay here! Miranda:Oh that's great! Terri:I'm going to take the money I saved and buy the next door aprtment. Miranda:But it has no furniture. Terri:Well you do have an extra bed.. Miranda:It's yours! That's It! I decided to not have a number 2 pilot. Next week on "Hawaii R.N."..... Terrioctor Murphy we're sorry. Dave:Well losing instruments deserves very severe punishment.Miranda and you are foing to be suspended from work! ________________ Miranda:Oh we'll get in to work.... Guest Starring: Man#1:Rob Reiner Man#2:Jerry Mathers Recptionist:Lauren Hutton Motel Owner:Louie Anderson I HOPED YOU LIKED IT! FOLRocks you may use this fanfic! And all the others that follow!

06-25-2001, 03:57 PM	#2
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	Really Good! Can't wait to read the others!

06-25-2001, 04:01 PM	#3
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	Thanks! [This message has been edited by JT (edited 09-01-2001).]

09-01-2001, 05:38 PM	#4
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	This is the first episode of "Terri" for all who are interested. I will rerun Terri episodes every Saturday and Sunday.So get ready for some past TCSO action!

09-01-2001, 06:25 PM	#5
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	That is so cool! I should start doing that! UPDATE (Like On UM): Sean Snow Still Loves "Hawiian RN" (JT, why did you change the name to "Terri"? I Like HRN better. Sounds catchier) ------------------ Sean Snow All You Need Is Sitcoms.... With a Funny Blonde..... And a Red Head Too..... A Furley In a Meat Locker.... Or a Snow Handcuffed to a Tripper.... Isn't That What Sitcoms are About? But Don't Forget........ You'll See That Life is a Ball Again, Laughter Is Calling For You! Down At Our Revendous! (Repeat) Three is Company Too! (I'll Stop After This) RIP Audra Lindley (1918-1997) RIP Norman Fell (1925-1998)