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"MASH" story train

this is a "MASH" fan fic. that I'll start, then others can add on to it.

Trapper sat on his bunk in the swamp nursing a drink, wearing his robe. Hawkeye was asleep on his bunk and Frank wasn't in. Radar came to the door "Trapper"? "What is it, Radar"? "Wake Hawkeye, Col. Blake wants the senior medical staff in his office". "DOSEN'T HENRY KNOW WE JUST GOT OFF OF 2 HOURS OF SURGERY"? "He knows, and says he's sorry, but this is important". Trapper sighed "OK we'll be right there" Radar walked away. Trapper said "Hawk". Nothing. "HAWKEYE"! Hawkeye moaned, rolled over and opened 1 eye "Korea"? "Yep". "The war still"?....

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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.

Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."

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03-21-2009, 03:12 AM	#1
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	"MASH" story train this is a "MASH" fan fic. that I'll start, then others can add on to it. Trapper sat on his bunk in the swamp nursing a drink, wearing his robe. Hawkeye was asleep on his bunk and Frank wasn't in. Radar came to the door "Trapper"? "What is it, Radar"? "Wake Hawkeye, Col. Blake wants the senior medical staff in his office". "DOSEN'T HENRY KNOW WE JUST GOT OFF OF 2 HOURS OF SURGERY"? "He knows, and says he's sorry, but this is important". Trapper sighed "OK we'll be right there" Radar walked away. Trapper said "Hawk". Nothing. "HAWKEYE"! Hawkeye moaned, rolled over and opened 1 eye "Korea"? "Yep". "The war still"?....
	__________________ the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."