Me New Spin-off Of 3's Company!!!

[callmetootie]

Coming soon from Callmetootie...the series that will be brought to you, fan-fic to fan-fic..."Hello Lana"!!!

Lana wants Jack. Mr. Furley wants Lana. Jack pretends he wants Mr. Furley. It's a hilarious spin-off of Three's Company, called "Hello Lana". Coming soon from Callmetootie.

Note: As I did with the FOL spin-off, Bate's Boys, I will post the series in fan-fics on this board. I will probably start this series at the end of the week, so keep a look out!

The cast of "Hello Lana" stars:

Ann Wedgeworth...Lana Shields
John Ritter...Jack Tripper
Don Knotts...Mr. Ralph Furley
and
Jean Stapleton...Mary Parker, The Landlord.

The plot: Mr. Furley's brother, Bart decides to buy and tear down the apartment building. Chrissy, Janet, and Larry go their seperate ways, while Lana, Jack, and Mr. Furley rent a luxary apartment that they can afford together. Jean Stapleton plays the nosey landlord, Mrs. Parker.

Coming Soon!!!

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Andrew Carden

[panman]

Koolio, it looks funny! You should make an ep where Jack gives in to Lana. (just a thought)

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The Facts of Life are all about You!

[Sean Snow]

Sounds good. I love anything about Lana. I once even wrote for her in "Terri Loves Larry" Episode Four "The Return of Lana."

[callmetootie]

I've already planned out the first 3 fan-fics! Here they are:

#1: "The Million Dollar Ticket"
Jack and Lana can't afford to pay their rent, so they go and buy a lottery ticket. It is a million dollar winner, until Mr. Furley loses it.

#2: "Jack Tripper's Last Stand"
Mr. Angelino goes bankrupt and needs some money, so he sells Jack's Bistro, leaving Jack without a job.

#3: "How To Make A Pretzel"
Jack in need of a job, gets hired at Charlie's Pretzel Heaven.

Note: Those 3 fan-fics will be posted within the next 2 or 3 weeks. There is no specific date for any of them to be posted, but keep looking for them. Thanks.

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Andrew Carden

[callmetootie]

I'm posting my first Hello Lana fan-fic now!!!

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Andrew Carden

[callmetootie]

Here comes my second fan-fic!!!!

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Andrew Carden

[callmetootie]

Here comes my third fan-fic.

Just so you know, I have planned out the fourth fan-fic already, and will post it a little bit after the third one. Here's what the 4th one will be:

#4: "Lana, The Playboy Bunny"
Lana, looking for a job, gets hired to be a "model". It turns out that she is going to be dressed up as a playboy bunny in the christmas issue of Playboy.

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Andrew Carden

[callmetootie]

I just made up some Theme Song Lyrics for it:

Written By Me.

Well...Hello Lana [Hello Lana]
You Chase Jack All Day..It’s A Living [Hello Lana]
But Everything You Say Just Ain’t That Pleasing
Why Are You Really Wanting Jack That Way?
But That’s The Way It Is With Men Today

Hello Lana [Hello Lana]
Jack Just Ain’t That Very Giving [Hello Lana]
But Lana Dear I Know You Can Be Swimming
There Are Many Other Fish In The Sea
You Better Stop, You Ain’t Getting Jack Today
Hello Lana [Hello Lana]
Hello Lana [Hello Lana]
Well...Hello Lana.


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Andrew Carden

[callmetootie]

Here comes my fourth fan-fic! Just so you know, I have thought up another fan-fic for it! It will be posted shortly after the fourth one, that I'am posting now. It is:

#5: "Lana's Dream Comes True"
Lana keeps bothering Jack until he can't handle it anymore. Larry tells him that to get Lana off of his back, to "do it" with her. Guest Starring: Richard Kline as Larry Dallas.

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Andrew Carden

[callmetootie]

Here comes my fifth Hello Lana fan-fic!!!

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Andrew Carden

[callmetootie]

I've planned out my sixth Hello Lana fan-fic:

#6:"Lana and Mr. Parker"

Mrs. Parker has always been grouchy, and always demands for the rent, but what is her husband like? And why is Lana going after him, and ignoring Jack???

This will be posted soon.

PS: And this is a very special Hello Lana fan-fic! It is the season finale!



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Andrew Carden

[callmetootie]

Here comes #6!!! Here's what is coming soon in the Hello Lana series:

#7: "Don't Squeeze The Lana"
Lana is picked to be in a commercial for Charmin. The catch is that she must do it...dressed as a man.

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Andrew Carden

[This message has been edited by callmetootie (edited 07-11-2001).]

[callmetootie]

Here comes #7! Here's what's coming soon in the series:

#8: "Mr. Furley and The Accident"
Mr. Furley's brother dies in a car accident. He is puzzled why it happened, until the police find a box of beer in his car trunk.

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Andrew Carden

[callmetootie]

Here comes #8!!! Here's what's coming soon in the series:

#9: "Nunsense"
Lana's long-lost sister comes knocking on the door one night, and she has come back as a nun.

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Andrew Carden

[callmetootie]

Here comes #9! Here's what's coming soon in the series:

#10: "Lana and The Man Part 1"
While Jack and Mr. Furley are out seeing a movie, Lana tries to learn to cook. Things get serious when she lets a man into the apartment that has more on his mind then cooking.

#11: "Lana and The Man Part 2"
Jack and Mr. Furley come back to see that Lana has been in the hands of a rapist, and will stop at nothing to find him. Mrs. Parker may be the only one to help them find him.

These 2 will be posted soon.

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Andrew Carden