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Zoneboy · 03-16-2009, 01:23 AM

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So, as many people can tell, I'm really not excited about Melrose Place being remade. What's next? The Facts of Life? Small Wonder? Family Ties? Can't people come up with ANYTHING original and stop ruining my childhood memories? It's bad enough that The Neverending Story and Fame are being mutilated by modernity.

Apparently, Mischa Barton, who, believe it or not, is BELOVED in the UK, will not be joining the cast, despite rumors. Yeah, she is adored in England. When I lived out there, she was constantly on legitimate magazines. Weird. Anyway, she instead will be teaming with the new Ashton Kutcher project, A Beautiful Life, about his own past as a model from Iowa. Ugh. THIS SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE MODELS INC. If they all live in a house together, I'll go insane. Anyway, hilarious quote of the week from Mischa: "I play a bitchy model-type character, like, it's a totally different character for me to play." Insert joke here. Yeah, push those acting chops! You've come along way since Barfing Dead Girl in The Sixth Sense.

If ANYONE tries to remake The Golden Girls, it is on. I will not let that happen.

catlover79 · 03-16-2009, 01:34 AM

^ That article is hilarious. The author is probably foaming at the mouth now that a MacGyver movie is in the works.

PrettyinPink55 · 03-16-2009, 02:24 PM

Thank God!!! I can't STAND her!!!

littlebelle · 03-17-2009, 01:38 AM

This is ridiculous- I am waiting to just wake up from this whole "MP remake" nightmare.

PrettyinPink55 · 03-17-2009, 02:28 AM

I've had it with the remakes too!!!

Big C · 03-17-2009, 02:33 AM

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This is ridiculous- I am waiting to just wake up from this whole "MP remake" nightmare.

Is this worse than the '90210' remake?

I remember your reaction to that.

littlebelle · 03-18-2009, 10:55 PM

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Is this worse than the '90210' remake?

I remember your reaction to that.

Yeah. I definitely liked the fact that Shannen was coming back, but that's all I liked about it. This is way worse. Also because I like MP slightly better then 90210.

ThomasE · 04-18-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

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Ugh. THIS SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE MODELS INC. If they all live in a house together, I'll go insane. Anyway, hilarious quote of the week from Mischa: "I play a bitchy model-type character."

If ANYONE tries to remake The Golden Girls, it is on. I will not let that happen.

Yeah, it sounds like "Models Inc." A bit*hy model with an accent? (Can we say Julie Dante?

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The Golden Girls? You better put on your boxing gloves! Don Cheadle is reprising his role "Roland Wilson" from "Golden Palace". Charlotte Rae has been approached to play the new "Sophia" type and Rosanne Barr will sign on to be the new "Blanche"

03-16-2009, 01:23 AM	#1
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,381	New Melrose Place Loses at Least One Bad Actress Link So, as many people can tell, I'm really not excited about Melrose Place being remade. What's next? The Facts of Life? Small Wonder? Family Ties? Can't people come up with ANYTHING original and stop ruining my childhood memories? It's bad enough that The Neverending Story and Fame are being mutilated by modernity. Apparently, Mischa Barton, who, believe it or not, is BELOVED in the UK, will not be joining the cast, despite rumors. Yeah, she is adored in England. When I lived out there, she was constantly on legitimate magazines. Weird. Anyway, she instead will be teaming with the new Ashton Kutcher project, A Beautiful Life, about his own past as a model from Iowa. Ugh. THIS SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE MODELS INC. If they all live in a house together, I'll go insane. Anyway, hilarious quote of the week from Mischa: "I play a bitchy model-type character, like, it's a totally different character for me to play." Insert joke here. Yeah, push those acting chops! You've come along way since Barfing Dead Girl in The Sixth Sense. If ANYONE tries to remake The Golden Girls, it is on. I will not let that happen.

03-16-2009, 01:34 AM	#2
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littlebelle Spell Caster Senior Member Join Date: Dec 29, 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,659	This is ridiculous- I am waiting to just wake up from this whole "MP remake" nightmare.

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PrettyinPink55 Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 11, 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 24,601	I've had it with the remakes too!!!