Hindus Offer Mike Myers The Chance To 'Heal His Wounds' Over the "Love Guru" - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian Damage · 02-28-2009, 12:10 AM

Funnyman Mike Myers has been offered the chance to redeem himself by the religious leaders who boycotted his flop film The Love Guru.

Hindu scholars are beginning to feel sorry for Myers after the film picked up three dishonors at the Golden Raspberry Awards last weekend, - and they're offering the comic the chance to reverse his fortunes and get Hindus back on his side.

Hindu statesman Rajan Zed, who led the protests against "The Love Guru" for lampooning Hinduism, says, "If Myers visited a Hindu temple, paid his obeisance, expressed remorse, and promised not to denigrate Hinduism in his future movies, Hindus would not only absolve him but might also pray for his success in his future ventures."

As well as landing the Worst Film Razzie a week ago, Myers was also named the Worst Actor and he also picked up the Worst Screenplay dishonor.

Zed adds, "It (The Love Guru) was one of the big disasters of the year. He managed to offend the entire Indian population. Although Myers' temple visit would not undo the damage done to the community, it might help heal the wounds."

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index....e_chance_to_he

catlover79 · 02-28-2009, 12:20 AM

JamesG · 02-28-2009, 12:39 AM

What is the point? Nobody saw the movie.
This is The Dark Knight of flops.

Zoneboy · 02-28-2009, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesG

What is the point? Nobody saw the movie.
This is The Dark Knight of flops.

You mean this crowd wasn't rushing to see it?

02-28-2009, 12:10 AM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Hindus Offer Mike Myers The Chance To 'Heal His Wounds' Over the "Love Guru" Funnyman Mike Myers has been offered the chance to redeem himself by the religious leaders who boycotted his flop film The Love Guru. Hindu scholars are beginning to feel sorry for Myers after the film picked up three dishonors at the Golden Raspberry Awards last weekend, - and they're offering the comic the chance to reverse his fortunes and get Hindus back on his side. Hindu statesman Rajan Zed, who led the protests against "The Love Guru" for lampooning Hinduism, says, "If Myers visited a Hindu temple, paid his obeisance, expressed remorse, and promised not to denigrate Hinduism in his future movies, Hindus would not only absolve him but might also pray for his success in his future ventures." As well as landing the Worst Film Razzie a week ago, Myers was also named the Worst Actor and he also picked up the Worst Screenplay dishonor. Zed adds, "It (The Love Guru) was one of the big disasters of the year. He managed to offend the entire Indian population. Although Myers' temple visit would not undo the damage done to the community, it might help heal the wounds." http://www.starpulse.com/news/index....e_chance_to_he
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02-28-2009, 12:39 AM	#3
JamesG Freakshow Moderator Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 01, 2008 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 57,168	What is the point? Nobody saw the movie. This is The Dark Knight of flops.