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Janice Johnson · 02-25-2009, 12:03 PM

I have a post that I think is one of the funniest things I have ever read from a Sitcomsonline poster....

Under the thread, 'Images That Scared You As A Kid." A numerous amount of posters said that clowns scared them, and still do. The funny post was, "You wanna be scary? Don't be a rapist, don't be a murderer, be a clown, be a clown, be a clown!"Haha. That posts still has be rolling on the floor!

The other post, in a close "funny" lead is a post under the thread, 'Why Does That Guy Have To Be So Loud?" That guy they were talking about was Billy Mays, and the post went like this, "I can imagine Billy Mays making love to his wife, and he is screaming very loud, and she tells him to lower his voice, because the kids are sleeping. He says, bewildered, 'What do you mean? I'm whispering!" haha. That post made me laugh to!

Big C · 02-25-2009, 12:23 PM

Solomon's rant against McDonald's free food coupons

Doodyville10019 · 02-25-2009, 08:10 PM

Any of Zoneboy's visuals and/or song parodies. They're all HILARIOUS!!

Chocoholic · 02-26-2009, 07:56 PM

Too many to mention. Who needs sitcoms when we have Sitcoms Online?

catlover79 · 02-26-2009, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Doodyville10019

Any of Zoneboy's visuals and/or song parodies. They're all HILARIOUS!!

Exactly!! Sol's rants about certain chains/products are always a riot, too.

Janice Johnson · 02-27-2009, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by FSU

Solomon's rant against McDonald's free food coupons

Oh god. Solomon is always saying something funny.

I remember the time he posted on Good Times board, Penny was shrewd. She would only call Willona `Mama` when she wanted something from Willona.

Hollow · 02-27-2009, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by safety pin

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Originally Posted by safety pin

Hahahahahahaha. I see the cowardly moderator who edited my post and removed completely CONSERVATIVE sentences i used (and i'm not being a smartass. actually kinda) has yet to speak up for their poor self. If you don't, I shall find out for myself. After a thorough analysis, I WILL KNOW WHO DID IT, AND THEY WILL BE SORRY!!!!!

*begins roaming the land in search of this evil FOOL, armed with weapons, followed by a troop of people holding big flaming sticks to guide way*

shoot me, i quoted myself from years ago. i had an obscure mind that isn't there as much anymore and i can hardly read my old posts now without laughing hysterically.

02-25-2009, 12:03 PM	#1
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,738	Funniest Posts on Sitcomsonline? I have a post that I think is one of the funniest things I have ever read from a Sitcomsonline poster.... Under the thread, 'Images That Scared You As A Kid." A numerous amount of posters said that clowns scared them, and still do. The funny post was, "You wanna be scary? Don't be a rapist, don't be a murderer, be a clown, be a clown, be a clown!"Haha. That posts still has be rolling on the floor! The other post, in a close "funny" lead is a post under the thread, 'Why Does That Guy Have To Be So Loud?" That guy they were talking about was Billy Mays, and the post went like this, "I can imagine Billy Mays making love to his wife, and he is screaming very loud, and she tells him to lower his voice, because the kids are sleeping. He says, bewildered, 'What do you mean? I'm whispering!" haha. That post made me laugh to!

02-25-2009, 08:10 PM	#3
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02-25-2009, 12:23 PM	#2
Big C I Heart Angie Watson Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 21, 2006 Posts: 3,531	Solomon's rant against McDonald's free food coupons

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