Newspaper Articles You Would Be Surprised/Stunned To See? - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Big C · 02-17-2009, 01:03 AM

I'd like to do the opposite of the "Newspaper Headlines You Wouldn't Be Surprised To See" thread, and do one about articles headlines that would be absolutely shocking, stunning, surprising, or hard to believe at first sight.

I'll start with a few:

"Toronto Maple Leafs Win Stanley Cup"

"Los Angeles Clippers Win NBA Title"

Here are a few for my buddy, Clint_Eastwood_Fan.

"Jerry Jones to sell Dallas Cowboys"

"Valerie Bertinelli to pose for Playboy Magazine"

catlover79 · 02-17-2009, 01:12 AM

Cleveland Indians/Browns/Cavs are the WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!

We can dream, can't we?

Hollow · 02-17-2009, 02:59 AM

"Man not fatally stabbed for stealing MySpace layout"

DVDFreaker · 02-17-2009, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by safety pin

"Man not fatally stabbed for stealing MySpace layout"

DVDFreaker · 02-17-2009, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Cleveland Indians/Browns/Cavs are the WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!

We can dream, can't we?

Yeah for me it would be Minnesota Vikings and Orlando Magic

Big C · 02-17-2009, 09:39 AM

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for me it would be Minnesota Vikings and Orlando Magic

Orlando actually has a legit shot at being champs this year.

Chocoholic · 02-17-2009, 05:13 PM

Massachusetts finally ousts lifelong politicians, inculding Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, and Barney Frank.

catlover79 · 02-17-2009, 05:15 PM

Richard Simmons Ditches Shorts and Tank Tops For Three Piece Suits!

MickeyMac · 02-17-2009, 06:30 PM

Barak Obama stole the election, John McCain is rightful winner and therefore president.

icecream · 02-17-2009, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Richard Simmons Ditches Shorts and Tank Tops For Three Piece Suits!

Zoneboy · 02-17-2009, 08:59 PM

catlover79 · 02-17-2009, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

TJ, you didn't!!

dawsongirl · 02-18-2009, 12:47 AM

Gas down to $.50 a gallon.

catlover79 · 02-18-2009, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by dawsongirl

Gas down to $.50 a gallon.

Keep dreaming!!!

browneyes106 · 02-18-2009, 10:51 AM

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to stop adopting and having children.

02-17-2009, 01:03 AM	#1
Big C I Heart Angie Watson Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 21, 2006 Posts: 3,531	Newspaper Articles You Would Be Surprised/Stunned To See? I'd like to do the opposite of the "Newspaper Headlines You Wouldn't Be Surprised To See" thread, and do one about articles headlines that would be absolutely shocking, stunning, surprising, or hard to believe at first sight. I'll start with a few: "Toronto Maple Leafs Win Stanley Cup" "Los Angeles Clippers Win NBA Title" Here are a few for my buddy, Clint_Eastwood_Fan. "Jerry Jones to sell Dallas Cowboys" "Valerie Bertinelli to pose for Playboy Magazine"

02-17-2009, 01:12 AM	#2
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Cleveland Indians/Browns/Cavs are the WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!! We can dream, can't we?
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02-17-2009, 02:59 AM	#3
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	"Man not fatally stabbed for stealing MySpace layout"

02-17-2009, 05:13 PM	#7
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Massachusetts finally ousts lifelong politicians, inculding Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, and Barney Frank.

02-17-2009, 05:15 PM	#8
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Richard Simmons Ditches Shorts and Tank Tops For Three Piece Suits!

02-17-2009, 06:30 PM	#9
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,004	Barak Obama stole the election, John McCain is rightful winner and therefore president.

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Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,365

02-18-2009, 12:47 AM	#13
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,128	Gas down to $.50 a gallon.

02-18-2009, 10:51 AM	#15
browneyes106 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 01, 2008 Posts: 6,097	Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to stop adopting and having children.