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Join Date: Jul 03, 2004
Location: N.Y.C.
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1 You receive your death certificate in the mail.
2 But officer, there is NO reason I should have 18 warrents out for my arrest! 3 Files inspected : 4,681 Viruses Identified: 1,932 Files Repaird: 0... 4 "Honey, Why are all of our checks bouncing?" 5 Home scheduled to be demolished to make way for bypass. 6 Power out, Phone dead, Gas Shutoff... 7 When you turn your computer on it curses at you and reformates the hard drive. 8 You read your own Obituary in the paper 9 "You can't foreclose on my home, I paid it off 3 years ago!" 10 All the pictures on America most wanted look exactly like you Harvey |
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Join Date: May 23, 2001
Location: Pulaski, Tennessee
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Why the same post twice?
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RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :(
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Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003
Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE.
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Location: Southern California
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This hacker?
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Join Date: Jan 30, 2009
Location: In a constant state of oblivion
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I'm a bit freaked out now...
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