Fla. man issued 50 traffic citations in one day - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

catlover79 · 02-06-2009, 05:51 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090206/...odd_bad_driver

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. – Elvis has left the vehicle. A man was arrested on more than 50 traffic citations — all in one day. Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and a fence. Police said they found crack cocaine and a crack pipe in his car.

Barrett faces several charges, including fleeing and eluding and reckless driving.

He was also issued more than 50 traffic citations on charges including speeding, running red lights, and not wearing a seat belt.

Police said Barrett has a lengthy criminal history and his driver license was suspended.

A phone number listed for him was not in service Thursday night.

phoebe7165 · 02-06-2009, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090206/...odd_bad_driver

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. – Elvis has left the vehicle. A man was arrested on more than 50 traffic citations — all in one day. Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and a fence. Police said they found crack cocaine and a crack pipe in his car.

Barrett faces several charges, including fleeing and eluding and reckless driving.

He was also issued more than 50 traffic citations on charges including speeding, running red lights, and not wearing a seat belt.

Police said Barrett has a lengthy criminal history and his driver license was suspended.

A phone number listed for him was not in service Thursday night.

Oh, those kooky Floridians!!!

Marvo301 · 02-06-2009, 06:25 PM

Another day, another record for the Guinness people to record!!

catlover79 · 02-06-2009, 06:28 PM

I'd rather wait for the bus than get into a car with this guy or Gary Collins.

Marvo301 · 02-06-2009, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

I'd rather wait for the bus than get into a car with this guy or Gary Collins.

You and me both!!!!!!

catlover79 · 02-06-2009, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marvo301

You and me both!!!!!!

I even think the South Korean woman who failed the test 771 times would be a safer choice.

Marvo301 · 02-06-2009, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

I even think the South Korean woman who failed the test 771 times would be a safer choice.

Yes!!!!

MonarC · 02-06-2009, 10:45 PM

WOW!

Chocoholic · 02-07-2009, 01:58 PM

Holy moly!

catlover79 · 02-07-2009, 02:33 PM

Think this guy has sky-high insurance premiums? Oh, he probably doesn't have car insurance, either.

Then again, which insurance company would take a chance on him??

Zoneboy · 02-07-2009, 02:52 PM

You're in serious trouble the cops said to me
Step out of the car and put your hands up please
If you resist arrest we'll whack you in the knees
There must be fifty ways to lose your license

They said we're not trying to be rude
But we're getting tired of your attitude
But we'll repeat ourselves at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to lose your license
Fifty ways to lose your license

Just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free

Ooo Just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free

The Jailer said oh no it's you again
I lost count at the number of times you've been in?
I said I realize that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

He said why don't you just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then he slammed the cell door and locked it tight
There must be fifty ways to lose your license
Fifty ways to lose your license

You just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free

Commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free

catlover79 · 02-07-2009, 02:53 PM

^

Charles, you never cease to amaze me! I love that Paul Simon song, and your lyrics are hysterical. You truly rock, buddy.

Zoneboy · 02-07-2009, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

^

Charles, you never cease to amaze me! I love that Paul Simon song, and your lyrics are hysterical. You truly rock, buddy.

Thanks!

Cactus Jack · 02-07-2009, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoneboy

You're in serious trouble the cops said to me
Step out of the car and put your hands up please
If you resist arrest we'll whack you in the knees
There must be fifty ways to lose your license

They said we're not trying to be rude
But we're getting tired of your attitude
But we'll repeat ourselves at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to lose your license
Fifty ways to lose your license

Just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free

Ooo Just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free

The Jailer said oh no it's you again
I lost count at the number of times you've been in?
I said I realize that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

He said why don't you just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then he slammed the cell door and locked it tight
There must be fifty ways to lose your license
Fifty ways to lose your license

You just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free

Commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free

Hilarious once again,HILARIOUS!!! Thats awesome!

catlover79 · 02-07-2009, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Cactus Jack

Hilarious once again,HILARIOUS!!! Thats awesome!

Charles is the Weird Al of SO. His song parodies are GENIUS!!!

02-06-2009, 05:51 PM	#1
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Fla. man issued 50 traffic citations in one day http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090206/...odd_bad_driver BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. – Elvis has left the vehicle. A man was arrested on more than 50 traffic citations — all in one day. Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and a fence. Police said they found crack cocaine and a crack pipe in his car. Barrett faces several charges, including fleeing and eluding and reckless driving. He was also issued more than 50 traffic citations on charges including speeding, running red lights, and not wearing a seat belt. Police said Barrett has a lengthy criminal history and his driver license was suspended. A phone number listed for him was not in service Thursday night.
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02-06-2009, 06:25 PM	#3
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02-07-2009, 02:52 PM	#11
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,422	Fifty Ways to Lose Your License You're in serious trouble the cops said to me Step out of the car and put your hands up please If you resist arrest we'll whack you in the knees There must be fifty ways to lose your license They said we're not trying to be rude But we're getting tired of your attitude But we'll repeat ourselves at the risk of being crude There must be fifty ways to lose your license Fifty ways to lose your license Just commit a carjack, Mack Run a red-light, Dwight You can post bail, Dale And set yourself free Pass a stopped school bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just pay the fee, Lee And set yourself free Ooo Just commit a carjack, Mack Run a red-light, Dwight You can post bail, Dale And set yourself free Pass a stopped school bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just pay the fee, Lee And set yourself free The Jailer said oh no it's you again I lost count at the number of times you've been in? I said I realize that and would you please explain About the fifty ways He said why don't you just sleep on it tonight And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light And then he slammed the cell door and locked it tight There must be fifty ways to lose your license Fifty ways to lose your license You just commit a carjack, Mack Run a red-light, Dwight You can post bail, Dale And set yourself free Pass a stopped school bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just pay the fee, Lee And set yourself free Commit a carjack, Mack Run a red-light, Dwight You can post bail, Dale And set yourself free Pass a stopped school bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just pay the fee, Lee And set yourself free
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02-06-2009, 06:28 PM	#4
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	I'd rather wait for the bus than get into a car with this guy or Gary Collins.

02-06-2009, 10:45 PM	#8
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	WOW!

02-07-2009, 01:58 PM	#9
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Holy moly!

02-07-2009, 02:33 PM	#10
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Think this guy has sky-high insurance premiums? Oh, he probably doesn't have car insurance, either. Then again, which insurance company would take a chance on him??

02-07-2009, 02:53 PM	#12
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	^ Charles, you never cease to amaze me! I love that Paul Simon song, and your lyrics are hysterical. You truly rock, buddy.