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02-04-2009, 08:05 PM
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I Love Susie
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Some One-Liners by Red Skelton
The latest issue of Reminisce magazine includes a sampling of comedian
Red Skelton's "just in fun" anecdotes about his wife, submitted by a reader who happened to be a friend of the entertainer. "Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays." "I take my wife everywhere ... but she keeps finding her way back." "When I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary, she said, 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time.' So I suggested the kitchen." "I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always." "The last fight was my fault, though. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust!'" |
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02-04-2009, 11:44 PM
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I'm NOT a Blockhead!
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I love Red!!!!!
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