Wednesday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"A Promotion Part 1":

(It's freezing outside and the Kramden apartment building is like an igloo due to the lack of heat.)

Ralph: "Where is the landlord?"

Man: "Florida."

Ralph: "Florida?"

Man: "He can't stand this cold weather."

"A Matter of Record":

Ralph: "I can't use two seats."

Ed: "That is a matter of opinion."

"Pal O' Mine":

Alice: "Why don't all three of us go down and get some coffee."

Trixie: "Seeing you all right is just like getting $1,000,000."

Ed: "If that's the case, Trixie will pay."

"Ralph Kramden Inc.":

Ed: "It's not like I don't want to give you money, it's what you don't do with it."

Ralph: "What is that?"

Ed: "You don't pay me back."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

Ralph: "I can't find the report."

Ed: "Maybe you ate it."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

Ralph: "Do you have any more mashed potatoes and bread?"

Waiter: "We don't have anything else to throw away."

"Two for the Money":

(Ralph & Ed are at the bar. The girls have been waiting for them, so they arrive at the bar.)

Alice: "All right Sonny and Cher."

Ed: "So this is what you girls do when we are at a lodge meeting. You hang around bars."

"Two for the Money":

(Ralph & Ed are at a bar late at night, much to the wives' chagrin.)

Trixie: "Don't you ever think about us?"

Ed: "All the time. Why do you think we always go from bar to bar?"

"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":

Ralph: "Since we are going to be living here, I may need to get my wife some new clothes."

Bruno: "Don't worry about it. All she will need is a black dress."