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lilhave · 02-04-2009, 06:29 AM

Directions For Microsoft TV Dinner

1. You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners.
2. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would constitute an infringement of Microsoft's rights). You may, however, let others smell and look at your dinner and are encouraged to tell them how good it is.
3. If you have a PC microwave oven, insert the dinner into the oven. Set the oven using these keystrokes: \mstv.dinn.//08.5min@50%heat// Then enter:
4. If you have a Mac oven, insert the dinner and press start. The oven will set itself and cook the dinner. Be forewarned that Microsoft dinners may crash, in which case your oven must be restarted.
5. Remove the dinner from the oven and enter.
6. Many users have reported that the dinner tray is far too big, larger than the dinner itself, having many useless compartments, most of which are empty. These are for future menu items.
7. If the tray is too large to fit in your oven you will need to upgrade your equipment.
8. Dinners are only available from registered outlets, and only the chicken variety is currently produced.
9. If you want another variety, call Microsoft Help and they will explain that you really don't want another variety. Microsoft Chicken is all you really need.
10. Microsoft has disclosed plans to discontinue all smaller versions of their chicken dinners. Future releases will only be in the larger family size.
11. Excess chicken may be stored for future use, but must be saved only in Microsoft approved packaging.
12. Microsoft promises a dessert with every dinner after '98. However, that version has yet to be released. Users have permission to get thrilled in advance.
13. Microsoft dinners may be incompatible with other dinners in the freezer, causing your freezer to self-defrost. This is a feature, not a bug. Your freezer probably should have been defrosted anyway.

Harvey

Zoneboy · 02-04-2009, 07:37 AM

Do these dinners include mac & cheese and apple pie or would that infringe on Apple's copyrights?

I'm on a diet and have over-cooked my dinner, Can I hit the Nutri-System restore button?

How many bytes per serving?

Do I get PC (Pepsi cola) with my meal?

What about leftovers? Will my screen-saver work as well as Saran wrap?

What! no Jell-O! or should I say Dell-O?

No cookies either, huh?

Looks like I have a rare hybrid variation consisting of pork chops (PC) and apple sauce (Mac) Gee that's swell!

Chocoholic · 02-04-2009, 03:40 PM

I remember the E-mail about Microsoft and cars. Haven't seen that one in ages.

Microsoft Works is a huge oxymoron.

Dude111 · 10-07-2025, 08:20 AM

Wow those are easy terms!!

Ill look for this meal in the store

02-04-2009, 06:29 AM	#1
lilhave Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 03, 2004 Location: N.Y.C. Posts: 2,294	Microsoft TV Dinner Directions For Microsoft TV Dinner 1. You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. 2. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would constitute an infringement of Microsoft's rights). You may, however, let others smell and look at your dinner and are encouraged to tell them how good it is. 3. If you have a PC microwave oven, insert the dinner into the oven. Set the oven using these keystrokes: \mstv.dinn.//08.5min@50%heat// Then enter: 4. If you have a Mac oven, insert the dinner and press start. The oven will set itself and cook the dinner. Be forewarned that Microsoft dinners may crash, in which case your oven must be restarted. 5. Remove the dinner from the oven and enter. 6. Many users have reported that the dinner tray is far too big, larger than the dinner itself, having many useless compartments, most of which are empty. These are for future menu items. 7. If the tray is too large to fit in your oven you will need to upgrade your equipment. 8. Dinners are only available from registered outlets, and only the chicken variety is currently produced. 9. If you want another variety, call Microsoft Help and they will explain that you really don't want another variety. Microsoft Chicken is all you really need. 10. Microsoft has disclosed plans to discontinue all smaller versions of their chicken dinners. Future releases will only be in the larger family size. 11. Excess chicken may be stored for future use, but must be saved only in Microsoft approved packaging. 12. Microsoft promises a dessert with every dinner after '98. However, that version has yet to be released. Users have permission to get thrilled in advance. 13. Microsoft dinners may be incompatible with other dinners in the freezer, causing your freezer to self-defrost. This is a feature, not a bug. Your freezer probably should have been defrosted anyway. Harvey
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02-04-2009, 07:37 AM	#2
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,413	Do these dinners include mac & cheese and apple pie or would that infringe on Apple's copyrights? I'm on a diet and have over-cooked my dinner, Can I hit the Nutri-System restore button? How many bytes per serving? Do I get PC (Pepsi cola) with my meal? What about leftovers? Will my screen-saver work as well as Saran wrap? What! no Jell-O! or should I say Dell-O? No cookies either, huh? Looks like I have a rare hybrid variation consisting of pork chops (PC) and apple sauce (Mac) Gee that's swell!

02-04-2009, 03:40 PM	#3
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I remember the E-mail about Microsoft and cars. Haven't seen that one in ages. Microsoft Works is a huge oxymoron.

10-07-2025, 08:20 AM	#4
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,465	Wow those are easy terms!! Ill look for this meal in the store