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catlover79 · 01-31-2009, 09:12 PM

You can be a culinary student and help share rent on an apartment with no regular job.

Always bar the door whenever you see Lana approaching.

Blond roommates are all different - some are ditzy, some are smart, and some are klutzy.

Muumuus can be a major turnoff, and so are leisure suits and medallions.

Never trust guys named Larry Dallas.

Roar and bark when people do/say things you disagree with.

Never trust Chrissy around chocolate pie.

Watch where you're going when you're riding a bike and pass a beautiful lady.

janet42 · 01-31-2009, 09:23 PM

Always be honest with the girls especially Janet.
There are always misunderstandings.
Always be there for your room mates.

catlover79 · 01-31-2009, 10:30 PM

Jack, Lana and hammocks are never a good combination.

Smartboy · 02-01-2009, 12:31 AM

If you do not want to get shouted at, do not leave the toilet seat up!

catlover79 · 02-01-2009, 12:34 AM

Chrissy, boots and the bathtub are not a good combination.

catlover79 · 02-01-2009, 01:25 AM

Someone REALLY needs to hose Lana down.

catlover79 · 02-01-2009, 04:01 PM

You may want to shut off the electricity before you have Furley try to fix something.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 02-01-2009, 05:17 PM

Never assume the person you wake up next to in the morning is who you think it is. They just MAY be your landlord.

Never take two tranquilizers if you plan on attending a formal party. Just don't.

janet42 · 02-01-2009, 05:20 PM

Never walk around cindy when she's doing something. She is bound to cause you to trip.

When the roomates have guests. They always sleep in Jack's room.

catlover79 · 02-01-2009, 05:22 PM

Never stand near a door when Cindy is around - unless you WANT a black eye.

Never teach a scheming 12-year-old kid to box.

Yooch · 02-02-2009, 12:40 AM

If the sauce on your linguini isn't spicy enough to permanently burn out your taste buds, it's not prepared right!

Smartboy · 02-02-2009, 07:50 PM

Do not jumb to the conclusion that a gift is for you just because you find it in your apartment!

catlover79 · 02-02-2009, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smartboy

Do not jumb to the conclusion that a gift is for you just because you find it in your apartment!

It seemed like that happened at least once a season!!

Smartboy · 02-02-2009, 08:39 PM

The time that I was thinking of was the one in which Jack took a job as Lana's professional escort. He did this to raise the money to buy a present for the girls. This was becasue of a giftwrapped package that he found in the girl's room while cleaning the apartment. He would have felt guilty if he did not buy them a present as well. When else did anything like this happen?

catlover79 · 02-02-2009, 08:45 PM

I remember that episode, but I think something like that happened during the Terri years, too. I was just exaggerating, though.

01-31-2009, 09:12 PM	#1
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Things We Learned From Three's Company You can be a culinary student and help share rent on an apartment with no regular job. Always bar the door whenever you see Lana approaching. Blond roommates are all different - some are ditzy, some are smart, and some are klutzy. Muumuus can be a major turnoff, and so are leisure suits and medallions. Never trust guys named Larry Dallas. Roar and bark when people do/say things you disagree with. Never trust Chrissy around chocolate pie. Watch where you're going when you're riding a bike and pass a beautiful lady.
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02-01-2009, 05:17 PM	#8
Pleasant Tomorrow Member Forum Addict Join Date: Feb 19, 2003 Location: New York Posts: 69,525	Never assume the person you wake up next to in the morning is who you think it is. They just MAY be your landlord. Never take two tranquilizers if you plan on attending a formal party. Just don't.
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02-02-2009, 12:40 AM	#11
Yooch Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 07, 2006 Location: California Posts: 3,180	If the sauce on your linguini isn't spicy enough to permanently burn out your taste buds, it's not prepared right!
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01-31-2009, 09:23 PM	#2
janet42 Three's Company Fan! Senior Member Join Date: Feb 22, 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,757	Always be honest with the girls especially Janet. There are always misunderstandings. Always be there for your room mates.

01-31-2009, 10:30 PM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Jack, Lana and hammocks are never a good combination.

02-01-2009, 12:31 AM	#4
Smartboy Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 06, 2007 Location: South Orange, NJ Posts: 4,231	If you do not want to get shouted at, do not leave the toilet seat up!

02-01-2009, 12:34 AM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Chrissy, boots and the bathtub are not a good combination.

02-01-2009, 01:25 AM	#6
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Someone REALLY needs to hose Lana down.

02-01-2009, 04:01 PM	#7
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	You may want to shut off the electricity before you have Furley try to fix something.

02-01-2009, 05:20 PM	#9
janet42 Three's Company Fan! Senior Member Join Date: Feb 22, 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,757	Never walk around cindy when she's doing something. She is bound to cause you to trip. When the roomates have guests. They always sleep in Jack's room.

02-01-2009, 05:22 PM	#10
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Never stand near a door when Cindy is around - unless you WANT a black eye. Never teach a scheming 12-year-old kid to box.

02-02-2009, 07:50 PM	#12
Smartboy Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 06, 2007 Location: South Orange, NJ Posts: 4,231	Do not jumb to the conclusion that a gift is for you just because you find it in your apartment!

02-02-2009, 08:39 PM	#14
Smartboy Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 06, 2007 Location: South Orange, NJ Posts: 4,231	The time that I was thinking of was the one in which Jack took a job as Lana's professional escort. He did this to raise the money to buy a present for the girls. This was becasue of a giftwrapped package that he found in the girl's room while cleaning the apartment. He would have felt guilty if he did not buy them a present as well. When else did anything like this happen?

02-02-2009, 08:45 PM	#15
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	I remember that episode, but I think something like that happened during the Terri years, too. I was just exaggerating, though.