Tabloid Headlines That I Wouldn't Be Surprised To See - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Janice Johnson · 01-26-2009, 06:34 PM

I wouldn't be surprised to see these Tabloid Headlines......

"Barack Obama is having sex with Michelle's sister!"
"Michelle Williams Hired A Seanist to talk to Heath!
"Lindsay Lohan and Samantha adopt baby!"

Dr. Thong · 01-26-2009, 06:38 PM

"Bill Clinton counsels President Obama on failing marriage."

Mikado · 01-27-2009, 12:04 AM

Aliens install Elvis into Secretary position at UN

Paris Hilton carrying Obama's baby

Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise caught in NY love nest!

Larry King marries 32nd wife; Malia Obama

George Bush jr on skid row, sells pencils to pay bills

Janice Johnson · 01-29-2009, 12:36 PM

Condeleeza Rice and George W. Bush are secretly in love with each other!

Oprah pregnant with Stedman's baby!

Marie Osmond gains 50 pounds, cheats on "jenny"diet~!

Tom Cruise Thinks Nazi Teddy Bears Are A Great Gift Idea!(oh wait).....

TripperFan · 01-29-2009, 01:01 PM

More like Stedman's pregnant with Oprah's baby!

MonarC · 01-29-2009, 01:06 PM

This just in Angelina Jolie is an alien from outer space.

Mikado · 01-29-2009, 08:49 PM

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Condeleeza Rice and George W. Bush are secretly in love with each other!

That's no secret

MonarC · 01-29-2009, 09:47 PM

^^^^

Janice · 01-29-2009, 09:51 PM

O.J. Simpson commits suicide by stabbing himself to death in the back. Cops mystified.

dawsongirl · 01-29-2009, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janice

Cops mystified.

Yet thrilled.

browneyes106 · 01-29-2009, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikado

Aliens install Elvis into Secretary position at UN

Paris Hilton carrying Obama's baby

Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise caught in NY love nest!

Larry King marries 32nd wife; Malia Obama

George Bush jr on skid row, sells pencils to pay bills

lol Malia Obama

Dr. Thong · 01-30-2009, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janice

O.J. Simpson commits suicide by stabbing himself to death in the back. Cops mystified.

After the autopsy, however, O.J. is acquitted.

Mikado · 01-30-2009, 06:49 PM

^^^

^^^ Both for Janice's post and Thong's answer

JamesG · 01-30-2009, 06:53 PM

Rod Blagoyevich Gets Reality Show

Mikado · 01-30-2009, 06:56 PM

SCIENTIFIC MIRACLE REVEALED....DANNY DEVITO NOW 6 FOOT 5 INCHES TALL AFTER DIET OF PIG'S FEET AND CABBAGE

Exclusive to the Enquirer: The Roger Clemens steroid cook book

Henry Kissenger reveals: "I carried Richard Nixon's love child in 1972"

John Ritter's head being kept alive, in a pickle jar, in Bulgaria

01-26-2009, 06:34 PM	#1
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	Tabloid Headlines That I Wouldn't Be Surprised To See I wouldn't be surprised to see these Tabloid Headlines...... "Barack Obama is having sex with Michelle's sister!" "Michelle Williams Hired A Seanist to talk to Heath! "Lindsay Lohan and Samantha adopt baby!"

01-26-2009, 06:38 PM	#2
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01-29-2009, 01:01 PM	#5
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01-27-2009, 12:04 AM	#3
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Aliens install Elvis into Secretary position at UN Paris Hilton carrying Obama's baby Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise caught in NY love nest! Larry King marries 32nd wife; Malia Obama George Bush jr on skid row, sells pencils to pay bills

01-29-2009, 12:36 PM	#4
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	Condeleeza Rice and George W. Bush are secretly in love with each other! Oprah pregnant with Stedman's baby! Marie Osmond gains 50 pounds, cheats on "jenny"diet~! Tom Cruise Thinks Nazi Teddy Bears Are A Great Gift Idea!(oh wait).....

01-29-2009, 01:06 PM	#6
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	This just in Angelina Jolie is an alien from outer space.

01-29-2009, 09:47 PM	#8
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	^^^^

01-29-2009, 09:51 PM	#9
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	O.J. Simpson commits suicide by stabbing himself to death in the back. Cops mystified.

01-30-2009, 06:49 PM	#13
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	^^^ ^^^ Both for Janice's post and Thong's answer

01-30-2009, 06:53 PM	#14
JamesG Freakshow Moderator Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 01, 2008 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 57,168	Rod Blagoyevich Gets Reality Show

01-30-2009, 06:56 PM	#15
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	SCIENTIFIC MIRACLE REVEALED....DANNY DEVITO NOW 6 FOOT 5 INCHES TALL AFTER DIET OF PIG'S FEET AND CABBAGE Exclusive to the Enquirer: The Roger Clemens steroid cook book Henry Kissenger reveals: "I carried Richard Nixon's love child in 1972" John Ritter's head being kept alive, in a pickle jar, in Bulgaria