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Maddison · 01-18-2009, 04:23 PM

We all know that women are by all means better than men. Here are the many reasons why:

First, whenever a man kills women, it is considered a very serious crime that could even get him life in prison or even the death sentence. It even causes many uproars from feminists and human rights groups. Whereas women killing men is not only socially acceptable, but also often applauded.

Next, women are very self sufficient and we can think freely for ourselves. We don't need anybody telling us what to do, or where to go. Whereas you men need us to tell you when to breathe and go to the bathroom.

Women don't need men...men need women!!

"Girl Power" and "YOU GO, GIRL!!" rolls off the tongue, while "Guy Power" and "YOU GO, GUY!!" just sound silly.

When older men date younger women, it's considered disgusting and highly disrespectful. Older women dating younger men, however, is AWESOME and empowering and even kind of sexy.

Hatred of women by men is considered an illness and a social problem not to mention a total sin against God. Hatred of men by women is perfectly understandable and socially acceptable.

A man's worth is measured in how he treats women...a woman's worth is measured in her strength and her power.

Women are able to be friends with each other, whereas men being friends with each other is gross.

The female body is a work of art and a thing of beauty. The male body is disgusting.

Women are allowed to beat up men anytime we feel like it (including our boyfriends and husbands).

I'm sure I'll think of more reasons, but feel free to jump in anytime.

Oh, by the way...NO MEN ALLOWED!!!!!

TripperFan · 01-18-2009, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Maddison

Whereas women killing men is not only socially acceptable, but also often applauded.

Next, women are very self sufficient and we can think freely for ourselves. We don't need anybody telling us what to do, or where to go. Whereas you men need us to tell you when to breathe and go to the bathroom.

Women don't need men...men need women!!

"Girl Power" and "YOU GO, GIRL!!" rolls off the tongue, while "Guy Power" and "YOU GO, GUY!!" just sound silly.

When older men date younger women, it's considered disgusting and highly disrespectful. Older women dating younger men, however, is AWESOME and empowering and even kind of sexy.

Hatred of women by men is considered an illness and a social problem not to mention a total sin against God. Hatred of men by women is perfectly understandable and socially acceptable.

A man's worth is measured in how he treats women...a woman's worth is measured in her strength and her power.

Women are able to be friends with each other, whereas men being friends with each other is gross.

The female body is a work of art and a thing of beauty. The male body is disgusting.

Women are allowed to beat up men anytime we feel like it (including our boyfriends and husbands).

I'm sure I'll think of more reasons, but feel free to jump in anytime.

Oh, by the way...NO MEN ALLOWED!!!!!

I actually was going to cut some out of the quote, but as I got reading through each one, the more all I could think is What plant are YOU on?

Anyway, back to try to stir things up for another weekend eh? Cool.

Just keep in mind one thing from your own quote:

Hatred of men by women is perfectly understandable and socially acceptable.

NOT on SO (or anywhere near where I live) is it, so take your self-hatred, and your hatred of men elsewhere. It's not welcome here. That's not to say you aren't, but you've already been warned by an Admin that your posting is against the rules.

Don't make me go Canuck on you!! lol

catlover79 · 01-18-2009, 04:32 PM

Again?? If you want to hate men - fine. Just leave us out of it!!

MonarC · 01-18-2009, 04:36 PM

I totally disagree!

Hollow · 01-18-2009, 04:47 PM

TripperFan · 01-18-2009, 04:50 PM

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You ****ing ROCK Sarah!!!

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TripperFan · 01-18-2009, 04:55 PM

I see someone's taking some time out from their weekly chin plucking....

Janice · 01-18-2009, 04:56 PM

I'm thinking of the many reasons Maddison should get suspended.

MonarC · 01-18-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TripperFan

I see someone's taking some time out from their weekly chin plucking....

!!!!!!!!!!!

TripperFan · 01-18-2009, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Janice

I'm thinking of the many reasons Maddison should get suspended.

yep! PERFECT comeback alrighty!!

MickeyMac · 01-18-2009, 05:04 PM

When older men date younger women, it's considered disgusting and highly disrespectful. Older women dating younger men, however, is AWESOME and empowering and even kind of sexy.

That one really seems to be true with those teachers sleeping with their underaged students. Like the girl in Florida for instance who didnt serve one day in jail. If it were a male teacher who slept with an underaged female student, he would be serving time right now.

MickeyMac · 01-18-2009, 05:06 PM

Another advantage women have over men is sex appeal. How many times have you seen a woman use her sexuality to get something out of a guy. Us men dont have a chance lol. All a girl has to do is wear something attractive, blink her pretty little eyes, and most guys get so tongue tied, they forget their name lol

TripperFan · 01-18-2009, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MickeyMac

Another advantage women have over men is sex appeal. How many times have you seen a woman use her sexuality to get something out of a guy. Us men dont have a chance lol. All a girl has to do is wear something attractive, blink her pretty little eyes, and most guys get so tongue tied, they forget their name lol

That's your hormone problem - not ours! And if you don't think good looking men don't take and are given advantages, then all you have to do is look around you - or watch any show in primetime.

And the thing with an older man dating - give me a break, that's been around since the beginning of time and if anything, the man is considered "still virial" (sp?) and probably rich to boot. Why do you think they dump their wives of 20 years to do it?

If an older woman is dating younger, then she's considered a "cougar" - not the most appealing label.

catlover79 · 01-18-2009, 05:13 PM

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sunshinefizzy · 01-18-2009, 05:14 PM

We get it Maddison, you have a vagina and men don't, therefore men suck. Women suck too in more ways than one, hope you caught the innuendo.

01-18-2009, 04:23 PM	#1
Maddison Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 22, 2008 Location: New York, NY Posts: 43	The many MANY reasons why women are truly superior to men... We all know that women are by all means better than men. Here are the many reasons why: First, whenever a man kills women, it is considered a very serious crime that could even get him life in prison or even the death sentence. It even causes many uproars from feminists and human rights groups. Whereas women killing men is not only socially acceptable, but also often applauded. Next, women are very self sufficient and we can think freely for ourselves. We don't need anybody telling us what to do, or where to go. Whereas you men need us to tell you when to breathe and go to the bathroom. Women don't need men...men need women!! "Girl Power" and "YOU GO, GIRL!!" rolls off the tongue, while "Guy Power" and "YOU GO, GUY!!" just sound silly. When older men date younger women, it's considered disgusting and highly disrespectful. Older women dating younger men, however, is AWESOME and empowering and even kind of sexy. Hatred of women by men is considered an illness and a social problem not to mention a total sin against God. Hatred of men by women is perfectly understandable and socially acceptable. A man's worth is measured in how he treats women...a woman's worth is measured in her strength and her power. Women are able to be friends with each other, whereas men being friends with each other is gross. The female body is a work of art and a thing of beauty. The male body is disgusting. Women are allowed to beat up men anytime we feel like it (including our boyfriends and husbands). I'm sure I'll think of more reasons, but feel free to jump in anytime. Oh, by the way...NO MEN ALLOWED!!!!!

01-18-2009, 04:32 PM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Again?? If you want to hate men - fine. Just leave us out of it!!
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Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	ROFLOLOZL WOMEN BL33D ALL OVER EVREYTING!!1!1!!11

01-18-2009, 04:55 PM	#7
TripperFan In God's Arms Now Forum Star Join Date: Sep 14, 2003 Location: Heartbreak Ridge Posts: 12,086	I see someone's taking some time out from their weekly chin plucking.... Attached Images

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MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	I totally disagree!

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Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	I'm thinking of the many reasons Maddison should get suspended.

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MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,008	When older men date younger women, it's considered disgusting and highly disrespectful. Older women dating younger men, however, is AWESOME and empowering and even kind of sexy. That one really seems to be true with those teachers sleeping with their underaged students. Like the girl in Florida for instance who didnt serve one day in jail. If it were a male teacher who slept with an underaged female student, he would be serving time right now.

01-18-2009, 05:06 PM	#12
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,008	Another advantage women have over men is sex appeal. How many times have you seen a woman use her sexuality to get something out of a guy. Us men dont have a chance lol. All a girl has to do is wear something attractive, blink her pretty little eyes, and most guys get so tongue tied, they forget their name lol

01-18-2009, 05:14 PM	#15
sunshinefizzy Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 27, 2006 Location: Craptown Posts: 2,054	We get it Maddison, you have a vagina and men don't, therefore men suck. Women suck too in more ways than one, hope you caught the innuendo.