Happy Days to make comeback as X-rated film - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian Damage · 01-16-2009, 02:12 PM

Beloved TV sitcom Happy Days is set for the porn treatment, thanks to Hustler video bosses.

After giving The Munsters, Gilligan's Island and The Brady Bunch the X-rated treatment, Hustler film bosses are now ready to sex up The Fonz, Richie Cunningham and the gang.

This Ain't Happy Days XXX will be directed by Axel Braun and the project stars Alan Stafford as Richie and Tommy Gunn as leather-clad biker The Fonz.

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf...20film_1091979

spreckenzeedeu · 01-16-2009, 02:37 PM

I hope that is a bad, bad Joke...

catlover79 · 01-16-2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by iris*happydays

I hope that is a bad, bad Joke...

Me, too. Why can't Larry Flynt leave these decent shows alone??

robyrob · 01-16-2009, 05:02 PM

...i really don't understand what market they are trying to capture here?

- i mean classic television and it's wholesome values is the complete OPPOSITE of what they are producing.

ponytail · 01-19-2009, 05:38 AM

Disgusting is what it is.

shotzette · 01-25-2009, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by robyrob

...i really don't understand what market they are trying to capture here?

- i mean classic television and it's wholesome values is the complete OPPOSITE of what they are producing.

I think that the market the producers are trying to capture is the people who grew up watching these shows, aka, the people who post on these forums. The name recognition and kitsch factor alone will sell DVDs.

Jude The Obscure · 01-25-2009, 12:13 AM

I grew up watching HD and BB.......I have no desire to see them as pornos.

Mikado · 01-25-2009, 01:54 AM

They dont really give any details.... but, at least the soundtrack might be good (compared to most pornos) if they go with real 50s music, instead of that kitchy 70s crap they usually have

catlover79 · 01-25-2009, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikado

They dont really give any details.... but, at least the soundtrack might be good (compared to most pornos) if they go with real 50s music, instead of that kitchy 70s crap they usually have

I doubt they'd ever pay the licensing fees.

shotzette · 01-25-2009, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikado

They dont really give any details.... but, at least the soundtrack might be good (compared to most pornos) if they go with real 50s music, instead of that kitchy 70s crap they usually have

LOL, now I am visualizing Anson Williams doing the vocals... Perhaps Suzi Quatro?

catlover79 · 01-25-2009, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by shotzette

LOL, now I am visualizing Anson Williams doing the vocals... Perhaps Suzi Quatro?

If they had any scruples at all - they wouldn't do it!!!

Mikado · 01-25-2009, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

If they had any scruples at all - they wouldn't do it!!!

Suzy Quatro wouldnt but, Anson is already camped out in Larry Flint's front yard, by now.....he needs the work!!

catlover79 · 01-25-2009, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikado

Suzy Quatro wouldnt but, Anson is already camped out in Larry Flint's front yard, by now.....he needs the work!!

Now that's just mean, Mikey.

Mikado · 01-25-2009, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikado

Suzy Quatro wouldnt but, Anson is already camped out in Larry Flint's front yard, by now.....he needs the work!!

The sad thing is, Anson thought that Flint wanted him to ACT in the movie...he went and got a full-body-wax for NOTHING!

catlover79 · 01-25-2009, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikado

The sad thing is, Anson thought that Flint wanted him to ACT in the movie...he went and got a full-body-wax for NOTHING!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...

01-16-2009, 02:12 PM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Happy Days to make comeback as X-rated film Beloved TV sitcom Happy Days is set for the porn treatment, thanks to Hustler video bosses. After giving The Munsters, Gilligan's Island and The Brady Bunch the X-rated treatment, Hustler film bosses are now ready to sex up The Fonz, Richie Cunningham and the gang. This Ain't Happy Days XXX will be directed by Axel Braun and the project stars Alan Stafford as Richie and Tommy Gunn as leather-clad biker The Fonz. http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf...20film_1091979
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01-16-2009, 02:37 PM	#2
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01-19-2009, 05:38 AM	#5
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01-25-2009, 12:13 AM	#7
Jude The Obscure Retired Eternal Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Posts: 7,520	I grew up watching HD and BB.......I have no desire to see them as pornos.

01-25-2009, 01:54 AM	#8
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	They dont really give any details.... but, at least the soundtrack might be good (compared to most pornos) if they go with real 50s music, instead of that kitchy 70s crap they usually have